Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 111

[Chapter 101: What is the first step to becoming a ninja?]

“How could there be such a thing!” Little Ape exclaimed loudly.

“What should I do?” Gui asked in a low voice.

“At first glance, you are a layman,” Jiang Cheng smacked his lips, with a regretful expression, “You who have never liked to watch jump since you were a child don’t even know how to feel Chakra? Then let me teach you! The so-called The chakra is the power produced by the fusion of physical energy and spiritual energy! So, close your eyes and follow my instructions!”

The little ape on the side just wanted to complain, but Yinshi decisively covered his mouth, and Xinba Haw and Kagura also knew each other and didn’t speak, because Jiang Cheng’s expression was the same as the expression that fooled Shi Shi in the Zhenxuan group last time. Exactly the same!

“Is it really possible?” Gui was a little unconvinced, but he sat down obediently and closed his eyes, “Don’t teach me strange ninjutsu, I definitely won’t learn something like seduction! ”

“Ah, don’t worry, you only need to wear a red wig for a while, engrave the word “love” on your forehead, and carry a gourd on your back, even if you don’t know how to ninjutsu, it doesn’t matter.” Jiang Cheng said indifferently, “Then Next! It’s a critical moment! Think carefully, where is the source of Naruto’s chakra?!”

“Your own?” Gui said uncertainly.

“No! Naruto’s biggest source of chakra is his abdomen! Nine tails there! That’s his biggest support!” After a pause, Jiang Cheng continued to flicker, “You are different from us, in other words, you are actually the same as Naruto. Exist like a human being!”

“Really?!” Gui was a little shocked, but still didn’t open his eyes.

“Well, it’s almost the same! So I will teach you to draw out the power in your body! And teach you to use it! There is absolutely no problem with sandstorm burials!” Jiang Cheng persuaded, “So, let’s calm down now. Come on, feel the restlessness in your belly…yes…the restlessness you don’t feel at all times…”

Hearing this, Gui became serious and began to put all his thoughts into his abdomen according to Jiang Cheng’s instructions.

At this moment, Jiang Chengcai raised his head and looked at Yin Shi, both of whom showed sinister and treacherous expressions at the same time.

[Guisang is going to be fooled and lame…] This is Xin Ba Ha’s thoughts at this time.

Five minutes passed, and Gui, who had been silent all the time, suddenly said in surprise, “I feel it! I really feel a strange feeling in my abdomen! But, why is this feeling so familiar, like a big…”

Without waiting for Gui to finish speaking, Yin Shi hurriedly said, “Because it always exists in your body! That’s why you feel familiar! It’s not stool! Although it looks like stool, it’s not!”

“Is that so…”

“That’s right! Then next, what I’m going to teach you is how to control it!” Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi with an OK gesture and then flickered, “As we all know, just like the nine tails in Naruto, That energy is very difficult to control! So control it with all your energy! Get it out! Out the anus!”

“No, isn’t it just poop in the general sense?” Gui said.

“So you don’t know anything! When Naruto used the tail beast suit, how did you think the tail appeared on the buttocks?!” Jiang Cheng severely criticized.

“So that’s how it is!” Gui suddenly realized, and began to forcefully expel the [Chakra] accumulated in his stomach.

The whole face began to contort and sweat, and it looked like it should be a huge lump… [Chakra]…

…

Gui sat on the seat with his head down and expressionless, and he was already wearing the same sportswear as Jiang Cheng and the others.

Just when Gui went out to change clothes, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were already bursting with laughter.

Jiang Cheng coughed twice and took the lead in saying, “Now I’ll teach you the so-called twelve basic ninja seals…”

“Do you think I’ll still believe you?!” Gui raised his head and shouted,

The blue veins on the face jumped, and everyone couldn’t hold back, and they laughed at the same time.

Jiang Cheng tried his best to stop laughing, “This is the so-called karma, wig. If you are not benevolent, then don’t blame us for being unjust! Now I am in a better mood, after all, everyone has put on sports clothes, isn’t it Yinshi, ha? Ha ha ha ha……”

“I can’t think of a wig that fits your sportswear unexpectedly, hahahaha…” Gintoki also laughed.

“It’s not a wig, it’s Gui!!!” Unable to bear, Gui pulled out his sword and slashed at the two of them. “As a result of fooling the samurai, I will kill you two stinky brats!”

However, Xinba was quick-witted and hugged Gui from behind, “Guisang! Calm down! You haven’t forgotten what you are here for! It’s to save Elizabeth! And didn’t you give us laxatives too? Let it be even!”

“Qiaodou sack…what’s the matter with the laxative?” Little Ape heard something wrong.

“Nothing!” Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi replied decisively at the same time.

“I thought why did you change your clothes, is that so?! You are no different from him at all!” Xiao Yuan shouted.

“Although I don’t know what you’re talking about, we’re just trying to change the image. How could something like this get on the clothes?” Yin Shi waved his hand, his face indifferent.

“How could the so-called protagonist stick that kind of thing on his pants? You’re thinking too much, but it’s just that he likes sports fans recently.” Jiang Cheng also waved his hand and said with a look of disgust.

“You two, don’t explain…” Shin Baha said in a low voice, expressionless.

…

“No matter how much you beg me to become a ninja in such a short period of time, I will…” Little Ape showed a hint of embarrassment.

A bucket man with glasses and lipstick, dressed as a ninja like Little Ape, reminded loudly in a rough baritone as he passed by Jiang Cheng’s table: “We have spent countless hours of blood and sweat. Special training! In the end, I finally became a female ninja!

“The store manager…are you a man…”

“Then can I at least ask you to go with me, Miss Ape.” Gui lowered his head and pleaded.

“Just call me Little Ape.” Little Ape replied.

“It’s been too late for a moment, Monkey King!” Gui was still lowering his head.

“Didn’t I say call me Little Ape, Soul Dan!” After speaking, Little Ape took out his mobile phone, “I’m sorry, I have connections with many people who are related to the shogunate, so don’t act rashly~ Even today, Look, I just received their commission…”

Saying that, Little Ape stretched out his phone, and before he could finish speaking, Yin Shi pulled out a wooden knife and split the phone in half.

“Bastard, are you playing with us?” Yin Shi said unhappily, “What mobile phone are you playing with in front of guests at work?!”

After listening, Little Ape turned his head, with a strange expression on his face and a blush, “It’s really strict~”

Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji who saw this scene: “…”

“What are you so embarrassed about! It’s really super disgusting, it looks!” Jiang Cheng took the lead in scolding, “Believe it or not, I will throw you to the M club in Yoshihara! How can I fix you if you are the top card!”

“What are you blushing for?! What are you blushing for!” Xin Baha also shouted.

“Hey? Really?! The top card of the M club?!” Xiao Yuan was pleasantly surprised. “Although this condition is very attractive, I will not take the bait! Even if it is M, I will always belong to Yinsang alone!”

“What are you talking about!” Yin Shi was unhappy, “Who wants an M like you! You sow!”

“Yeah~ scold me more!” Xiao Yuan said excitedly, “This feeling is really good!!”

…

Looking at the shattered mobile phone, Gui looked at Xiao Yuan again and said seriously: “Is it possible to lose contact with the shogunate? So, please help…”

Before Gui could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the scolding of a guest on the side, “Hey! What are you doing?! Quickly bring tea!” The guest turned his head and cursed at Little Ape.

“As ordered! Come now!” Little Ape replied quickly, and said again with apologetic face to face, “I’m sorry, you see I’m so busy with work during the day…” After saying that, he jumped up, completely unaware that his own The glasses have been taken off secretly by Yinshi.

“It’s been a long time!” Xiao Yuan knelt down in front of the guests at the table just now, and called out the cake in the tray to the guests in front of him, “The cake is a free gift!”

“What are you doing, Little Ape!” Another waiter on the side exclaimed.

“You don’t have to go to work tomorrow…” The store manager of the bucket on the side said with narrowed eyes.

“How can you do this~Store manager~” Little Ape said while still torturing the customers in front of him.

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“The manager is here!” The manager of the bucket reminded, “Where are you talking to!”

Finally, Little Ape noticed something strange, “My glasses… when…”

“Hey—” Yin Shi waved at Little Ape and supported the glasses he was wearing, “Here and here, you forgot your glasses~”

Saying that, Yin Shi and Gui stood up at the same time and walked towards the door of the store, “It’s really not good~ Little Monkey, you are always so fussy.” Yin Shi complained.

“But in this way, there will be no worries.” Gui nodded and said at the same time.

And the little ape, who had been looking at Yin Shi’s back, finally turned his face away, “Ah~ bully me more~”

“Don’t look, Kagura-chan, this person is helpless.” Jiang Cheng covered Kagura’s eyes and said.

…

An open space in front of a shrine.

Looking at the four ninja apprentices who changed into strange costumes, Jiang Cheng’s face was full of black lines, “Hey, that’s enough, I’m not interested in this ninja house wine, so I’ll go back first…”

With that said, Jiang Chengcheng is leaving.

“Qiaodou sack!” Gui took the lead to stop Jiang Cheng, full of tears, “Just once! Please help me!”

“Hurry up and stand up!” Little Ape stood aside and reprimanded with his glasses, “Listen! The ninja will complete the work without being discovered by anyone! After completion, it will not leave any traces, just like a shadow. So any conspicuous behavior has to be banned, like wearing that conspicuous tracksuit!”

“Are you talking nonsense with your eyes open?! How can you see that they are more conspicuous than me!” Jiang Cheng scolded, “And I haven’t said that I want to participate in your ninja summer camp! If you want to become a ninja, you must graduate from ninja school first. The soul is pale!”