Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 110

[Chapter 100: Be diligent for nothing – either a traitor or a thief.]

in a restaurant.

Gui smiled at the four people across from the seat and said softly, “What’s wrong? Don’t you want to eat? Don’t worry about money, I’ll invite you today.”

Jiang Cheng sniffed the food on the table, then gave Gui a weird look, and finally sighed, “Kagura-chan, Shinbaha, you two can eat it. Don’t worry, you two will pay for your meal. I’ll be fine.”

Kagura/Shinhachi: “That’s great!”

“Then I too…” Yin Shi pointed at the fruit parfait in front of him with saliva.

“It doesn’t matter.” Jiang Guo replied decisively.

“As expected of the ace in our organization!” Gui said moved, “Filling up the organization’s lack of funds with his own funds! I’m so moved!”

“I’m touched by your size,” Jiang Cheng said with a blank expression. “If you don’t have anything to offer hospitality, it’s a traitor or a thief. Do you think I don’t understand this truth? How many times have you had guests since you were a child? Do you have any points in your heart? Even if you are forced to treat a guest, you disappear every time you go to the checkout, don’t you remember how the title of your escaped little Taro came to be?!”

“Is the escape from Kotaro an escape from the order? Is this how the name came?!”

“And what’s the matter with that smiling expression? That expression is definitely a deliberate expression!” Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands in his hands.

“That’s right, it’s definitely another expression of bad luck.” Yin Shi said without raising his head.

“No need to be so suspicious.” Gui continued with a chuckle.

“It’s not strange for anyone to make that expression in this work, it’s very strange if it’s just your words.” Jiang Cheng answered, and at the same time held up the braised pork rice bowl in front of him, “Miss waiter, another 30 servings. Braised pork rice bowl.”

“As expected of our organization…” Before Gui could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng gave him an expressionless punch.

“Shut up for me!” Jiang Cheng complained while eating, “Every time I talk so much nonsense, the readers will get tired from the aesthetics, and why are you appearing today? It’s been three days in a row, right? Why? So much of your role this week? It’s super disgusting!”

“What I said later is something else entirely!” Shinba spit out.

“Aren’t you annoyed? How many days has it been?” Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at Xin Ba Hao and said helplessly, “Don’t you think his presence has squeezed out all your roles? I doubt it. Did he make some kind of undisclosed deal with the author?”

“Ahahahaha!” Gui wiped his nosebleed and sat down again, laughing loudly, “You’re too slow! This week was originally [Gui Qiangqi Week]!”

“Strengthen you!” Yin Shi shouted, “I haven’t played for four days, okay! All thanks to you, okay? Give me a good look at the name of this work, Soul Dan! “Maybe this fake “Gintama”, in other words, “It may be the real Gintama”! It’s about equal to “Gintama”! That is to say, I’m still the protagonist!”

“There is no such agreement!” Jiang Cheng retorted, “Show me the introduction of the work, ah soul!”

“What can I do!” Gui said two lines of clear tears and snot flowing down at the same time, “In the original book, every word can be revealed in the OP and ED, but here? There is no such thing! I’ve worked hard too!”

“Don’t worry, wig, everything you said will be deleted. Don’t worry.” Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

“It’s not a wig, it’s Gui!” Gui’s voice raised an octave.

“Yo Xi, are you full, the two of you?” Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura and Shinbaha on the side.

“Hiccup~” Kagura hiccupped, rubbing her belly as if it was about to be eaten with one hand, and picking her teeth with the other hand, “Reluctantly… Reluctantly, Aru.”

“It’s just a matter of eating! How much did you eat!” Xin Bazhu frantically complained,

Then, in the same gesture, he said bitterly, “Kagura-chan, you have to be a little more reserved when you treat others to dinner. At least you have to say thank you, you know? Thank you, Jiang Chengsang!”

“Is that so, Aru? Thank you little uncle.”

“Then we’re full, let’s leave here.” Jiang Cheng said, getting up first and preparing to go to the counter to check out.

But just after taking two steps, I felt something was wrong.

“My stomach…” Jiang Cheng felt a sudden turn of events in his stomach, then looked at Gui, gritted his teeth and said, “You bastard! You dare to smack me!”

“My stomach…” Shinhachi and Kagura also covered their stomachs at the same time, with expressions of pain on their faces.

“So, you guys are too tender, and you will do anything you can when your wigs are soaked in bad water!” Yin Shi nodded while holding his hands.

“Hey, what are you shaking?” Xin Baha looked at Yin Shi, who was shaking slightly, “Aren’t you trying to hold back?! Didn’t you eat it in the end?!”

“Ahahaha, even you can’t smell it, this colorless and odorless powerful laxative! It took me a lot of hard work to get it from a genius inventor! It cost me three whole classes for anti-foreign patriots. Voucher!”

Ignoring Gui’s ridicule and chatter, Jiang Cheng and the four rushed to the restaurant’s bathroom at the same time.

someone!

someone!

There are still people!

Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Hao are almost at their last moment!

At this time, Gui Youyou walked into the men’s toilet and laughed loudly: “Don’t worry! The men’s toilet with a radius of ten kilometers has been occupied by my people! If you want to use the toilet, just obey me! Your chrysanthemum today! My fate is in my hands!”

“Would you like to go to the women’s toilet?” After a long time, Yin Shi said this slowly.

Jiang Cheng/Xin Baji: “…”

“This is also something that can’t be helped. I believe readers will forgive us.” Yinshi continued tremblingly.

“No! Absolutely not! It will definitely be called a pervert and call the police!” Xin Baha decisively refused.

“Do you want to pull it in your pants or you want to sit on the toilet and pour a thousand miles? Make a decision! Shinbahaw!” Yin Shi said with a solemn expression.

“Because there is no way out, as the protagonist, I agree with Gintoki’s suggestion!” After a short thought, Jiang Cheng came to his own conclusion.

“Silver sauce… little uncle…” Kagura’s painful voice came from the door of the men’s toilet, “Where are you…are there any vacancies, Aru…”

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi, and Xin Ba Hao were stunned in place as if they had been struck by lightning.

“Do you think I didn’t think about it beforehand?!” Gui Hen laughed and continued, “Whether it’s the men’s toilet or the women’s toilet, I have even occupied all the alleys in a ten-mile radius! Even shitting is impossible. Shit! Make up your mind! Whether to pull it in your pants or sit down the toilet! It’s up to you!”

“Why are you waiting for us! Fake hair!” ×4

“Not a wig is Gui!”

…

Jiang Cheng and the trio of Wanshiwu all sat down in the restaurant again with their bodies hollowed out like zombies.

“Then come and listen to my demands now,” Gui sat across from him and nodded with some emotion, then continued, “Everything is because I’m too stupid to take Elizabeth with me all day long and be tied by the shogunate. strangeness.”

Jiang Cheng and the Wanshiwu trio were still sitting expressionlessly, and no one spoke, as if they didn’t hear them at all.

“A villain named Wonsan Jintaro pursues it. He is a bastard full of selfish desires, who does everything for money, embezzlement and bribes. If this goes on, Elizabeth’s head will be lost sooner or later! So, please! Jiang Cheng, Yinshi! If it’s the two of you If you do, you will definitely be able to help me rescue Elizabeth!” Gui shouted excitedly.

“Guisang… Before that,” Xin Baha raised his head, and although he was smiling, there were still tears in his eyes, “Can you find us some clean clothes, preferably let us take a shower?”

Gui: “…”

…

A ninja-themed restaurant where Little Ape works.

“Huh? Sneak into the practice house secretly?” Little Ape asked suspiciously, holding the tray.

“It was this guy who said he was going, and he didn’t listen no matter how he persuaded him.” Gintoki waved his finger and pointed at Katsura opposite, “Aren’t you a ninja? You should be good at this, right? Please.”

“Please? What the hell do you want me to do?” Saying that, Xiao Yuan fixed his eyes and looked at Yin Shi, “Also, when did you change your clothes? It’s like you just picked it out in a clothing store? Not at all. It doesn’t fit your style. UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com ”

At this time, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were wearing sportswear that they had just bought from a clothing store. As for the bath, they might have already washed them.

“No, I just think it’s good to change styles occasionally. I wanted to try this kind of sportswear a long time ago, didn’t I, Jiang Cheng?” Yin Shi scratched his head and said with a smile.

“That’s right! It’s been like trying it out before! It’s like that…that, isn’t it in some works? We want to try that too, you say, Gintoki!”

“Huh?” Yin Shi could only bite the bullet and continue, “Yes! That’s it! We occasionally want to try it out with a different style!”

“That? What is that? Is there such a thing as sportswear?” Little Ape wondered.

“Don’t worry about it so much! In short, help him become a ninja!” Gintoki decisively skipped the topic and pointed at Gui.

“Are you underestimating our ninjas?” Little Ape replied.

However, Yinshi didn’t listen at all, and suggested to Gui beside him, “Anyway, let’s start by imitating her speech. Remember to add [Gouzaru] at the end of the sentence! Wig!”

“It’s not a wig, it’s Guigou Zalu!”

“You two really don’t understand ninjas at all. To learn the profound meaning of ninjas at this level is a fool’s errand.” Jiang Cheng said with a sneer.

“You, Masaka!” Little Ape couldn’t believe it, “Do you know the profound meaning of ninjas?!”

“Of course,” Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, “the so-called ninja, the first thing you should learn is… Start by feeling chakra! Come on, wig, carefully concentrate with me, feel the way from your That trace of energy generated deep within the body!”