Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 109

[Chapter 99: Gui: Don’t let the sword in your hand lose its direction!]

“Huh? Why do you want to encourage him?” Jiang Cheng was a little confused. “This is also an education in disguise. Let him know that sometimes, no matter how hard you try, it’s useless!”

“He doesn’t have to touch that dark philosophy anymore!” Shin Baha groaned again.

“Hmph, it’s still the same as before, then let me do it!” Gui said, and walked out, “Treating children is actually exactly the same as treating cats and dogs with meat balls! You need to gently stroke… stand up, little one. Samurai! Did you just give up?! I’ll be your opponent!”

At this time, Qingtai had been pulled out of the floor by Yueyong, and after several rounds of cardiac resuscitation, she finally woke up leisurely.

“Forget it, you won’t get anything if you win anyway.” Qing Tai said with a small mouth.

“No! I’ve prepared two kinds of rewards for you!” Said, Gui took out two vouchers, “5,000 yuan course and 10,000 yuan course voucher for the training seminar for foreigners! The 5,000 yuan course is three days. 10,000 yuan is basically the same as 5,000 yuan, but you can get an extra 5,000 yuan!”

“Then why not only set five thousand yuan from the beginning!” Qingta shouted.

“Hmph, are you afraid? My conditions are the same as Jiang Cheng’s! As long as I touch the corner of my clothes, I can give you all these!” Gui said while holding his sword.

“Really? Although 5,000 yuan is not much, it’s still a sum of money, and…” This person looks dumb, and he must be easy to deal with!

Qingta silently added the second half of the sentence in her heart.

“You are also not allowed to use weapons!” Harita shouted.

“Don’t worry, I’m not going to draw a knife to a child!” With that, Gui took off his knife and threw it at Elizabeth.

…

“Then, start!” A Miao acted as the referee again.

It’s no different from the previous one, except that Harita’s opponent has been replaced by Katsura.

“Ha-ah!” Qingta once again charged at Gui with her sword raised.

Gui also did not panic at all, but put his hand into his arms and took out a spherical metal object, then got up and jumped up, flipped a somersault, and jumped behind Harita.

At this time, Harita fell into contemplation as she looked at the time bomb that was about to explode with only one second left in her hand.

boom!

!

!

“Cannian, obviously it’s only a little short.” Gui Bei sighed at the crowd and shook his head, “But it’s already very good, I believe it will be even better after my teaching! Therefore, these two course tickets still belong to you. Your efforts have touched me! So! Let’s fight for the new dawn of Japan together! Little samurai!”

Just as Gui was shedding tears and impassioned, Xin Ba Haw took the lead in kicking Gui.

“Do you use a bomb to deal with a child?! Didn’t it say that weapons are not allowed?! You are murdering!” Shin Baha scolded as he stepped on it.

“Xinbazhu-kun, bridge bean sack!” Gui wiped the blood from his face, turned his head and retorted, “That’s not a weapon! It’s just a bomb! As an excellent anti-foreign fighter, this kind of mistake should not be made. Therefore, I will also give you two additional course coupons, and I will teach you the concept of weapons in the next class!”

“Who wants to learn that kind of thing!” Xinba roared, “Also, can I ask you to Baidu for the concept of weapons before that! Fill your brain!”

“There’s no other way, then I’ll be the only one here!” Yueyong said slowly, looking at Qingta, who had turned into an explosive head, who was being lifted up by Kagura, “My test will be very simple! Even Qingta can take it easy. passed!”

“I don’t think it should work…” Jiang Cheng pouted and said in a low voice. After all, according to the nature of urine, it is impossible for Qing Tai not to be pierced with piercing holes…

“Okay,” Yueyong said, taking out several kunai with both hands, “I will throw a lot of kunai at you next, as long as you can block the next one with the sword in your hand, you will win!”

“It doesn’t make any sense at all! If you don’t block it all, it doesn’t make any sense at all! The rest of the kunai will be stuck on your body!” Shinba groaned.

“That! Start!” Yue Yong shouted and threw all the Kunai in his hand, and the direction was Harita, who had just stood up and was still bewildered.

The result is……

…

“Sure enough, your practice is still not enough…” Yue Yong sighed softly, “You can’t even stop a single Kuwu.”

“How can you stop it!” Xin Baha spit out while helping Qingta bandage, “Also, do you care about Dr. Hiron? Qingtai-kun is already bruised and bruised, and it seems that his self-confidence has been hit to the bottom. As a mother, shouldn’t I encourage Harita-kun at this time?”

“If you want to give up because of this setback, doesn’t it mean that he is not suitable for swordsmanship practice?” Sun Wheel replied with a smile.

“Even so, but…” Shinhachi said, thinking of the scene when he was reprimanded by his father and sister because he thought that practicing swordsmanship was too hard, “Qingtai-kun is just a child, and he is the same age as us in the past. Different!”

“Cut,” Jiang Cheng said with a disdainful cut, “what’s the difference? It’s an excuse that the times have changed. Boren used to dislike Naruto’s old-fashioned perseverance and teamwork, but it’s not Do you still lick your face after the Otsutsuki peach-style copy and say that you understand perseverance and teamwork?”

“There’s no need to cite examples from other works!” Shinbaha retorted.

“Nothing is different, maybe the times have really changed, but people are always the same.” Jiang Cheng continued, “Although I really don’t know that you want to learn swordsmanship, if it’s just a whim, I advise you to do so. Stop, you’re done here too.”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked out.

“How could this be…” Xinba murmured, and then Xiangqingtai showed a smile to comfort him, “It’s okay, after all, you are still young, it’s normal that you can’t get a copy under Jiang Chengsang’s hands, those The guy has been on the battlefield since he was very young! So don’t be discouraged!”

“Forget it, you don’t need to comfort me.” Qingtai looked at the bamboo sword she was using and said with some relief, “It turned out that I was just showing off to my classmates, and I didn’t think much about other things at all. Keep going. Practice is just because I hate mom’s nagging on weekends. I understand it. So, it’s okay, new starling.”

“you……”

“But, even so, I will not give up swordsmanship practice! Because I have a new goal! I must get a copy in Jiang Cheng’s hand! I must make that person impress me! No matter how long it takes! Absolutely !” There was an inexplicable flame burning in Qingtai’s eyes, “So! Please increase your training! New myna! Sister A Miao!”

“Nice expression!” A Miao praised, “Then it’s as you wish! You can’t miss a day during the winter vacation!”

“clear!”

“It’s really a great goal~” Gui chuckled, “You know, there are not many people in the world who can win a copy in his hands. I mean if he gets serious.”

“Hey? Really? Is that useless otaku really that strong?” Qingta asked three times in a row.

“But I think you can do it, because the sword in your hand already has a direction.” After speaking, Gui also turned and walked towards the door, but stopped when he reached the door, “Don’t lose your sword. Direction.” After speaking, Gui finally walked out.

“It’s so hard to understand~” Qingtai sighed in the sky.

Everyone present laughed when they heard it.

Only Yueyong is still thinking about what Jiang Cheng said today,

…

“Now, where is the direction you are looking at?” Gui asked aloud, “I never knew, maybe we saw the same direction at first, but now where exactly are your eyes staring at? Now that I think about it, we really chose different directions at that time. You and I, Gintoki and Takasugi are different. You…”

“Huh?” Jiang Cheng turned his head and took off his earphones, “I’m sorry, did you say anything just now? I was just listening to the cd sent by Miss Baihua. But it’s really good, sometimes excited and sometimes whispering. , I can’t think of this…”

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, he was chopped down by the expressionless Gui Pulling out his sword.

“You stinky brat occasionally listens to people talking!” Gui roared, “And what kind of [beep-] CD is that! What kind of sound is that recorded!”

Jiang Cheng explained as he ran, “Although I don’t know what you misunderstood, this is just a collection of works by Sakai Quanshui! It’s definitely not the kind of thing you imagined! Speaking of which, what are you thinking about all day long? what?!”

“Who are you thinking of is [beep-] followed by [beep-] and finally [beep-]!” Gui scolded while chasing.

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“No one said it was that kind of thing! You said it yourself!” Jiang Cheng retorted, “Speaking of which, have you been thinking about that kind of thing all day?! So do you want to stay in Yoshihara instead of me!”

Hearing this sentence, Gui stopped, lowered his head and said intermittently, “Really…really…is it okay?”

…

“This is the new Night King I found for Yoshihara! Everyone is welcome!” Jiang Cheng pointed at Guimian Xiang Yueyong, who was passing out with a runny nose and bleeding, “Although it seems a little unreliable, I believe he must be Will become a qualified Night King!”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng was the first to applaud.

“I think he’s going to die of blood loss before he becomes the Night King…” Yueyong spit out expressionlessly, “What the hell is this guy thinking about? A little too excited!”

“Don’t worry, Yueyongdian!” Gui got up and wiped off his unstoppable nosebleed and continued, a little weakly, “Although my body may not be as good as Jiang Cheng’s! But! I will work hard to implement my creed in life. !”

“Then try the crony bar first!” Yue Yong nodded and continued, “At this time, Yoshihara is the most common one, at least it can withstand that.”

“Skirt… crony…with…wine!” Gui’s eyes were bloodshot, and the nosebleed spurted out again and it looked like a high-pressure water pump. Finally, he fainted.

“Sure enough, how can a man who can’t stand it at this level can become Yoshihara’s Night King.” Yue Yong sighed softly.

“Hey! Wig! Wake up!” Jiang Cheng kept shouting.

However, Gui was already immersed in fantasy and passed out happily. No matter how much Jiang Cheng shouted, there was no response…