Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 108

[Chapter 98: Children need to be coaxed!]

“I am~ I am~ Ka, Fuji, Ken~ Samba!…” Kagura danced and sang along with the TV.

Jiang Cheng, on the other hand, glanced at Xin Ba Ha, who was sitting upright on the side, and A Miao, who was sitting generously, and then looked at Sun Lun and Yueyong on the other side, narrowed his eyes and asked, “Why are they here? Here? Don’t I remember that I only invited Kagura-chan? Is there something wrong with my memory?”

“Of course, the New Year’s celebration is only lively when there are many people.” The sun wheel on the side said with a smile.

“Forget them,” Jiang Cheng sighed and looked at Gui and Elizabeth who were sitting on the other side, “Why is he here?! I don’t remember I invited them!!”

Elizabeth held up a wooden sign with the words [Thank you for the invitation with sincerity and sincerity.

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“I came here after receiving your text message!” Gui said, “I knew Jiang Cheng would never forget us! After all, he was once the trump card of our organization! What’s wrong? Now I want to re-enter our big family. Is it? It’s a bit late, but I don’t mind!”

“I never remember that I sent you something like that! And I never remember when I was the trump card of your organization! And what’s up with that pose?! Why is it like being at home?! Why are you pretending to be a master?! What about your extermination activities? Aren’t you going to create a new dawn in Japan?!” Jiang Cheng roared.

“There are many things like Dawn, but!” Gui’s expression became much more solemn, “This year’s New Year is only once! It’s rare to have the opportunity to talk to…”

“Shut up!” Jiang Guo interrupted Gui’s speech.

“Because I saw the two of them shivering and squatting at the door of Yoshihara, so…” Yueyong hesitated.

“No need! You don’t need to pick up this kind of thing at home! It can’t die!”

“It makes sense. It’s not the Yueyong Temple where you can pick up everything. If there are bacteria, it will cause a lot of trouble to the human body.” Gui nodded and said, “Especially when there are children at home. Fragile living bodies, children are very fragile. The immune system has not yet formed. If you contract some kind of disease, it will be bad. Also, Captain, why didn’t Dingchun Palace come? I am the meat ball of Dingchun Palace. I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time!”

“Oh, Dingchun is still at home…” Kagura replied.

“Can you listen to people? Soul Dan! Don’t you have any self-awareness?! It’s you who was picked up!” Jiang Cheng frantically complained.

“Why don’t you see Yinshi?” Gui said while taking vegetables from the table.

“It seems that I went out to buy a bound volume of jump, but it’s really slow to talk about it,” Shinbaha explained with a sigh, “Could it be that I encountered an accident and lost my memory again?”

“Eighty percent of the time, where did you [bond] with the young girl,” A Miao replied with a face full of indifference, “Don’t worry about him…”

Afterwards, A Miao looked at the sun wheel, “Thank you so much for the invitation, I haven’t had such a lively New Year for a long time. The last time when my father was alive, I sat in the kotatsu with Shinchan and watched with great interest. Hongbaige will eat hot pot…”

“Are you disgusting that I don’t have a kotatsu here? Why do you make a regretful expression, is it better to be at your home here? Hey!” Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, “Also, the kotatsu How can something for the poor show up in my house, there is floor heating here! It won’t be cold anymore! Don’t you feel your ass is hot?”

“Jiang Chengsang is such a frivolous man when he talks about his butt to a girl~” A Miao spat with a blushing face.

“Don’t make that expression! I’m just telling the truth!”

“Really! It’s incredible! I feel like my chrysanthemums are getting hot! Is this high-tech?! It’s like an automatic flushing toilet!” Gui said in surprise.

“Have your senses crossed the Santuchuan first? How can you feel the heat digging into the chrysanthemum? What does it feel like? Don’t let strange images flash through my mind! There are still three unexplored Is it okay to be an adult!” Jiang Cheng complained loudly, the veins on his face bursting out.

“However, Yoshihara is similar to the Akihabara where I am, but it seems that the scenery here is much better than Akihabara.” Gui went on to say, thinking of the scantily clad tourists everywhere on the road. Ladies, and the scenery of white flowers that they can see when they lower their heads when they are pulling themselves…

Looking at Gui, who had nosebleeds, Jiang Cheng was really helpless, “I said you too, you are as innocent as a middle school student at such an old age. I don’t even know what to say about you, it’s obvious that your interest is like that.” With that said, Jiang Cheng took out a few coupons, with pictures of scantily clad little people on them and the words [Beep——] and Familiar [Beep——].

“This is also a New Year’s gift.” Jiang Cheng said and handed the coupon to Gui.

“Are you insulting the samurai?!” Gui shouted loudly and stood up, pulling out his sword and smashing the coupon in Jiang Cheng’s hand, “I only like NTR!”

“You’re insulting a samurai! How can a samurai like that kind of thing?! Is it really okay to expose your hobbies on such occasions?!” Shinba spit out.

“This is something you don’t want. Don’t blame me for not giving you away in the future, and this is the last two, and I will give away everything that I begged him to do.” Jiang Cheng didn’t care and said casually.

“Hey?! Really?!” Gui said in shock, then sat down again and fell into depression, surrounded by shadows.

“Don’t you still want it in the end?! Then why do you want to look like [I’m not that kind of person at all]!” Xin Ba Hao complained again.

“There are also new ones, because I don’t know which type of new ones I like, so I prepared the ones for the royal sister and the maid. I like that kind of random…” Jiang Cheng took out a few coupons from his arms again, But before he could finish speaking, A Miao grabbed it and tore it to pieces.

Looking at A Miao, who was squinting and smiling, Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva and said, “If you want to tear that sheet, tear that sheet. Tear paper is also a good way to relieve pressure. For example, candidates who have just finished the exam will always tear up Lost books and exam papers. Isn’t Xinbaha usually under a lot of pressure at work?”

Xinbaha: “…”

“I’m sorry, Xinbaha…” Jiang Cheng said in a low voice.

“It doesn’t matter…” Xinbaha said quickly, “Speaking of which, Qingtai-kun seems to have prepared a show for everyone~ Qingtai-kun~”

“Show? What’s the show? Is there a big stone in my chest? If so, I can barely take a look.” Jiang Cheng said casually.

“Who would perform that kind of thing?! Do you want me to die?! Do you want to be dyed red with fresh blood?!” Qingtai retorted with her face raised.

“Isn’t it good? Isn’t the red color that comes to mind during the Chinese New Year?” Jiang Cheng replied.

“It’s not that kind of thing! It’s swordsmanship! Swordsmanship!” Harita shouted with her little face raised.

“Swordsmanship? When did you learn that kind of thing?” Jiang Cheng wondered.

“Or did you send me there?! Did you lose your memory?!”

“Really?” Jiang Cheng said in shock.

“Do you only have the memory of fish?” Qingtai was completely defeated. “In short, I just want to show my training results in front of my mother, so that Brother Jiang Cheng can impress everyone!”

“Impressive? How to shave? The third session of eye exercises?” Jiang Cheng said casually.

“Swordsmanship? I remember we were in the same dojo…” Gui nodded and said with some emotion, but he was interrupted by Jiang Cheng before he finished speaking.

“Shut up, wig.”

“It’s not a wig, it’s Gui!” Gui retorted.

“Anything like that is fine~” Jiang Cheng said impatiently, scratching his ears, then looked at Qingta, “Then let’s play a game, shall we?”

“Games?” Qingta asked in confusion.

“Well, as long as you can touch the edge of my clothes with your swordsmanship, multiply your pocket money for the next year by two.” Jiang Cheng nodded and said casually.

“Really?!” Qingta said in surprise.

Jiang Cheng nodded.

“Then you can’t use weapons!” Qingtai is full of confidence, “The new starling said that I am the most talented student! Now I feel that I am really super strong!”

“That’s just because you are the only student!” Jiang Cheng complained, “Yes, as long as you can touch the corner of my clothes. Even if you sprinkle your own blood on me.”

“Don’t say it is so scary!” Shinba spit out, and looked at Qingta encouragingly, “Come on! Qingtai-kun!”

“Yes! Bring out the aura of our Heaven’s Wuxinliu!” A Miao answered.

…

The whole room was cleared out of a place, Jiang Cheng and Qingta were opposed, one was Jiang Cheng, who was carelessly in his pocket, and the other was Qingta, who was full of confidence.

Of course there is an audience.

“I haven’t seen such a scene for many years.” Gui smiled and said softly.

“What did you say? Gui Sang?” Xin Ba Hao on the side asked suspiciously.

“Nothing.” Said, Gui also looked at the two who were ready to go.

A Miao stood between the two as the referee.

“Then, start!” After A Miao shouted, she took two steps back.

And Qingta can’t wait to rush to Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng turned a blind eye and was still lazy, as if he didn’t care about Qingtai at all.

Got it!

Sunny thought to herself.

Just touch the clothes!

Although Jiang Cheng-ge looks strong, but…it’s very easy to just touch the clothes!

Thinking about it, Harita swung down the bamboo sword…

But the results often do not change with people’s thoughts.

I saw that Jiang Cheng, who was still in front of Qingtai, disappeared in an instant. Before Qingtai could react, Jiang Cheng had appeared behind Qingtai and raised his fist.

With a crisp knocking sound, the competition ended.

The onlookers looked at Haru, who had fallen into the floor and lost consciousness, was too speechless.

Jiang Cheng stretched his waist and clapped his hands, “Yo Xi, the warm-up exercise is over! I felt uncomfortable just now, but I felt my whole body stretched after this punch~”

“Don’t use such a ruthless hand!” Xin Bazhu was the first to react and complained, “Shouldn’t it be more encouragement to treat children?!”

“Encourage? Encourage what?” Jiang Cheng wondered.

“Qingtai-kun has made great progress, okay! He has been training hard every rest day! Shouldn’t being an adult at this time be to praise his efforts?!”