Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 107

[Chapter 97: Gui: I am from Nintendo!]

“That’s not right! Isn’t fifteen and sixteen behind seventeen?! Why is it eighteen Lang!” Fourteen complained.

“Because Seventeen doesn’t sound good, so I changed it.” Jiang Cheng explained again, “Listen, Shiba is crying again.”

The wow-wah children were crying incessantly, and even Fourteen was suspicious, “Could it be… is this the real truth of mayonnaise? I always thought that mayonnaise was made by the mayonnaise spirit in the mayonnaise kingdom. from……”

Jiang Cheng took out his mobile phone and took two pictures of Shishi Kaka.

Then Jiang Cheng and Zongwu couldn’t hold back any longer, they covered their stomachs and started laughing.

“What is that? That skeptical expression? It made me laugh, hahahahaha, this person really has a hole in his head! Hahahaha…”

“Boss, am I right? Hijikata-sang is just an idiot, hahahaha…” Saying that, Zongwu took a mobile phone from Shishi’s back, “Don’t worry Hijikata-san and Shifulang, Either Sixteen or Eighteen is still alive and well in your [beep—]!”

Fourteen was silent for a long time with a dark face, then stood up abruptly and drew the sword that he had put aside, “Give me death for both of you!”

“Ah, sorry, let’s run first, boss.” Saying that, Zongwu ran away.

“Wait for me, Zongwu-jun~” Jiang Cheng followed in an instant.

“Don’t worry, when I just took the phone, I had already put two time bombs on Hijikata-sang.” Zongwu said while running.

“Really?” Jiang Cheng wondered, subconsciously turning his head, but at this moment, two huge explosions sounded.

“By the way, boss, remember to pass the photo you took just now to me. I have to go on a mission.” Said, Zongwu ran to the other side.

“Don’t worry! This is a precious mobile phone desktop.” Said, Jiang Cheng waved at Zongwu and walked to the other side.

On the spot, the fourteen who had been stunned by the explosion was directly ignored by the two…

…

“Yo, isn’t this Da Liulang?” Jiang Cheng greeted Jisong’s uncle who was walking on the road.

“Who are you calling Dairokuro!”

“Hey? Isn’t your brother called Dawu (five)? Then aren’t you Da Liulang?” Jiang Cheng wondered.

“My brother’s me is not that five!”

“Could it be… that your name is Xiaorokuro? Not Dairokuro?!” Jiang Cheng said in shock, “You should have said that earlier, Xiaorokuro-kun.”

“Don’t give people such strange names!” Korokuro shouted.

“Big brother! It’s the Shinsengumi!” The younger brother reminded him. At this time, Xiaorokuro suddenly noticed that there were two members of the Shinsengumi passing by.

So, the three quickly turned their heads around.

“This abominable god!” Korokuro spat, “And that Gui, it’s really super annoying.”

“Yo, hard work!” Jiang Cheng greeted the two members of the True Selection Group on the road, and walked over to take out two coupons and hand them over, “Come and play when you have time~”

A member of the True Selection Group scratched his head and smiled, “I can’t believe that the boss has gone to the ground to pull business.”

“There’s no way, after all, the traffic is getting less and less now~” Jiang Cheng said with emotion, “If you have time, come and play, I’ll give you a discount~”

“Although we also want to relax occasionally, but the deputy chief he…” Said, the member of the true selection group showed a hint of embarrassment.

“Ah, I almost forgot, your deputy chief doesn’t seem to be very good now…” Jiang Cheng suddenly seemed to think of something.

“What’s wrong with him?!” The two members of the True Selection Group asked quickly.

“It seems that I accidentally exploded when I was playing the bomb guessing game with Zongwu-jun.” Jiang Cheng said and pointed the direction to the two members of the true selection group.

“It seems that I’m still dizzy at the intersection over there…”

“Deputy Chief!” The two members of the True Selection Group rushed over while shouting.

…

“Big brother, it seems that the kid took the Shinsengumi away!” The younger brother on the side said to Xiaorokuro.

At this time, Xiaorokuro turned around, but the two members of the True Selection Group and Jiang Chengcheng were nowhere to be seen.

“Humph! What a really selected group! I feel like throwing up looking at the attitude of nodding and bowing at the gods!” Korokuro spat and scolded in disdain.

“Isn’t it the time to talk about this? What should I do at Jisong?” another younger brother asked.

“I thought of a way…” Korokuro said with a smirk.

…

“Welcome~” Ji Song greeted, and after seeing who was coming, “Is it you again? Aren’t you afraid that the one from your family will chase after you later?”

“What do you mean? The one from my family? Who is that?” Jiang Cheng sat down and put the newly bought game in his hand aside, and then said with some doubts, “I just came out to buy the game and I was a little hungry. That’s it.”

“Jiang Cheng, Jisong Hall refers to Yueyong Hall.” Gui reminded in a low voice.

“Ha? Did you misunderstand something? Yueyue and I are not your [beep—] relationship.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually.

“Why do you add the [beep-] sound in this kind of place! We have nothing to do with each other!” Jisong retorted, and he felt that something was wrong just after saying it, “It turned out to be the samurai who sheltered from the rain and the owner of the house. relationship, but now it’s just a relationship between a store manager and a store clerk!”

“I see, rain shelter warrior, single hostess, this kind of theme is not good now, I don’t want to click on it at all, the theme of the clerk and the store manager, although it is still a bad street, but compared to the previous one. , the latter theme is indeed better.” Jiang Cheng analyzed.

“Do you only think in that direction?!” Jisong scolded with a blushing face, “Can you think of some normal things! Don’t you really feel ashamed to say this in front of a lady?!”

“Although I don’t know what you’re trying to crook, what I’m talking about is just a TV series!” Jiang Cheng retorted.

“Do you think I believe it?!” Jisong scolded angrily, but after looking at Jiang Cheng’s clear eyes, he could only give up, “Want something to eat?”

“Thirty bowls of Chaos, let’s have another ten plates of dumplings. After all, I just bought the game, and I don’t have much money.” Jiang Cheng looked at the menu, thought for a moment, and said slowly.

“That’s not too much at all!”

“No, this is already the least. This guy used to be the guy who shut down countless cafeterias!” Gui sighed beside him.

Gui was right. During the war against foreigners, Jiang Cheng’s appetite was astonishing. It can be said that wherever the troops hit, the cafeteria had to go bankrupt and close its doors.

“…” After a moment of silence, Ji Song said slowly, “Fortunately, I don’t open a cafeteria…”

…

“Speaking of which, are you really obsessed with this kind of thing?” Jisong picked up the game that Jiang Cheng had put aside, put it in his hand and looked at it, and then looked at Jiang Cheng who was gobbling it.

“How can you say it’s [this kind of thing]?” Jiang Cheng said after eating the last dumpling, “So women will never understand the attraction of this kind of thing to men!”

“You’re the only one who is attracted to this kind of thing!” He said, with a sigh of relief, “If you love this kind of thing too much, you will become a useless man. If it’s all like this, women won’t like it either.”

“That kind of thing doesn’t matter!” Jiang Xing was like a chicken blood, “How can games be important for women! Do you think so? Wigs!”

“Don’t confuse me with you!” Gui retorted, “Also, it’s not a wig, it’s Gui!”

“Even you are like this?!” Jiang Cheng said in disbelief, “Do you think the days when we played LAN CS together were gone forever?” After speaking, he pretended to wipe his tears.

“I don’t remember that kind of thing at all!” Gui said loudly, “I’m from Nintendo!”

“You’re about the same!” Jisong said loudly.

“I really want to meet Mario Brothers again!” Gui said with emotion.

Looking at Jiang Cheng and Gui who were arguing about the game, Ji Song smiled helplessly.

…

“Speaking of which, I met Xiao Liulang when I came here.” Jiang Cheng said casually.

“Little Rokuro? Who is that?” Jisong wondered.

“Isn’t it your uncle?” Jiang Cheng said naturally.

“He doesn’t call that name anymore!” Jisong was speechless, “Forget it, it doesn’t matter.”

“It seems that I still have a heart for my single sister-in-law, and she said that she has plans or something, but I didn’t listen to it when I was in a hurry to buy the game.” Jiang Cheng said very casually.

“Is that so…” Ji Song said in a flat tone.

“That’s it, then I’ll go first~” With that said, Jiang Cheng stood up and took out the money and handed it to Ji Song.

“Welcome next time~”

…

“Are you friends?” Jisong asked.

“Ah, I didn’t expect this to be discovered by Jisongdian! Jisongdian’s observation skills are amazing!” Gui said in surprise, and then said confidently, “We are big believers! We once worked together for the sake of Japan’s… …the dawn of ramen struggles to come!”

“I didn’t see that…” Jisong laughed and complained, “But I can see that that guy is also watching you silently.”

“Huh?” Gui, who was wringing soba noodles, raised his head and let out a question.

“It’s nothing, just keep eating yours.”

In fact, Jiang Cheng found out after Jiang Cheng entered the store. Jiang Cheng always unconsciously glanced at Gui’s leg, or the place where he was injured.

…

the next day.

“Aren’t you going to visit your friend at that store today?” Yueyong asked softly from the window of Jiang Cheng’s room.

“What are you talking about?” Jiang Cheng, who was playing the game, said without looking back.

“Cut, it’s obvious that his character has been extremely bad, and he’s still not frank.” Yueyong groaned.

Jiang Cheng didn’t answer, he was still staring at the computer screen…

A few days later, when Jiang Cheng went to the Jisong store again, he found that Gui was gone, and instead there was a soba noodle on the menu…