Keyboard Immortal - Chapter 2708

1221: Crash

Zuan grumbled inwardly. That guy had a broken leg and spent all day in a wheelchair, yet he was still called a knight.

What a joke! Was his mount a wheelchair?

“When do they plan to strike?” Zuan took the opportunity to inquire.

“I’d say it’ll be about a day from now.” Bald Ai Pan Rou puffed out his chest, proud of having answered the beautiful woman’s question.

Zuan was puzzled. “But I… ahem, that newcomer is on the Universal Chamber of Commerce’s starship. Could the Burning Knights dare to attack the Chamber’s ship?”

“Who said they were going to attack the starship? With the Burning Knights acting as an insider, they could quietly bring their companions in and then silently eliminate that guy. The Universal Chamber of Commerce has no evidence, so why would they turn against him?” Bald Ai Pan Rou continued. “Besides, the invitation to the Dreamland is already up for grabs. That Zaun was murdered for his treasure is simply because he was less skilled than his opponent.”

Zuan frowned slightly, feeling something was amiss.

If he was just dealing with me, would the Burning Knight have gone to all the trouble of calling his companions?

Could he appear arrogant, but actually be a shrewd scoundrel?

Baldhead Ai Piaorou’s words brought him back to his senses: “Alright, let’s not talk about that person anymore. Let’s talk about your language acquisition. I wonder what languages you know, young lady?”

Zuan thought, “Besides the languages of the cultivation world, I only know the languages of the True Demons…

If I say these identities are easily exposed, but if I know nothing at all, it doesn’t fit with Fireworks’ character.”

A sudden thought struck him: “I speak Chinese, English, Japanese, Korean…”

Baldhead Ai Piaorou’s question was casual, but the answer was astonishing. “You’re truly knowledgeable, young lady! I’ve never heard of these languages before. Could you tell me?”

Fireworks, in the next room, also perked up. This kid has quite a few secrets.

“Chinese: 你好…”

“English: hello world…”

“Japanese: 雅蠛蝶…

” “Korean: 阿思吧…”

Bald Ai Pantene’s eyes lit up. “It’s a brand new language indeed. Do all of these mean the same thing?”

“I guess so.” Zuan worried that if he continued to pester her, the few words he’d learned from watching movies would be exposed. “You were the one who taught me, so how did I become the one teaching you?”

He sighed inwardly. The other party claimed to know the languages of the universe, but didn’t know these languages. Either Earth wasn’t among the known universe, or Earth civilization had been dead for ages, so naturally no one would learn a long-dead language.

Either way, it was sad news.

Fireworks in the next room got goosebumps when she saw him pouting like a bitch. This guy was so good at pretending to be a woman, it was definitely not the first time he’d done it.

But he was immediately drawn to her melancholy expression and couldn’t help but exclaim, “I’m so beautiful!”

Bald Ai Panteng’s heart trembled at the sight, and he quickly apologized, “My bad, my bad. I’ll teach you first, and then I’ll ask you for advice later.” He

then asked, “Which languages do you want to learn?”

“The more the better,” Zuan replied immediately.

Bald Ai Panteng’s eyes lit up. “You’re so eager to learn, your wisdom will shine upon you.”

“Is it easy to learn? How long will it take?”

“Of course it’s easy. Learning a language is the most interesting thing in the world,” Bald Ai Panteng smiled. “To get started, you must start with the 100 most mainstream languages, then learn the 10,000 powerful universal languages, and then the languages of the 1 billion famous star regions…”

“Stop, stop, stop, why so many?” Zuan was astonished.

“Not many. In the universe, there are billions of star fields, and billions of universes in each world. The number of civilizations is astronomical. How can a billion languages of civilizations be considered a lot?”

Zuan said with a strange expression: “Compared to this, it is indeed not much. How long will it take to learn only the top 100 most mainstream languages?”

Bald Ai Piaorou continued: “Each of the top 100 mainstream languages has countless branches. Our believers of wisdom, the most talented person in history, learned it for twenty-three years. This speed is called the fastest in history. I am just an untalented person. I have learned for twenty-six years, which can only be ranked third in history. With the girl’s intelligence, I think the speed should be no less than mine.”

Zuan: “…”

“Twenty-six years, not soon?”

“Not soon. In the dimension of the universe, twenty-six years is just a blink of an eye,” Bald Ai Piaorou smiled, “besides, being able to accompany the girl, I just feel that time passes too fast.”

Fireworks next door sat up instantly: “How disgusting!”

At the same time, she stared at the screen nervously. If Zuan dared to sell her beauty, she would go over and expose him immediately!

Fortunately, Zuan had no intention of using a honey trap. He simply stood up and left. “Forget it, I’m too sleepy today. Let’s learn another day.”

Ignoring the other party’s repeated attempts to stop him, he rushed out.

What a joke! Twenty-six years? He didn’t have that much time. Better to go and make a deal with 9527.

The bald man hurriedly stopped her. “Fireworks, do you think learning is too much trouble? There’s actually a simple method that can be learned in a very short time.”

“What method?” Zuan was stunned.

“Let’s completely merge our brain waves. That way, you can share my knowledge and naturally learn the language of the universe,” the bald man said.

“Forget it.” Zuan looked peculiar. This kind of complete brainwave fusion was, in a sense, a spiritual connection.

The intense stimulation of the spiritual connections with Jiang Luofu and Yan Xuehen was unforgettable.

Not to mention the fact that his identity and secrets would be exposed if he truly merged, even without considering that, he couldn’t have a spiritual connection with a man.

Watching her disappear, the bald Ai Piaorou took a deep breath of the lingering fragrance, a look of loss on his face. It seemed he’d been too impatient. He wondered if his abruptness would make Yanhua think he was a pervert.

When Zuan returned to his room, Yanhua snorted, “It’s a good thing you didn’t agree to that guy just now, or I’d have you for dead.”

Zuan stripped off his clothes and transformed back into his normal self. “No wonder you didn’t ask him to teach you before. It turns out it was impossible.”

Yanhua smiled. “You’re so obsessed with it. Who told you to learn so methodically? Look, it took me so long to learn your language, didn’t it?”

“What’s going on?” Zuan thought.

“Wise believers have the ability to write knowledge into special pages. Have them send you pages in the relevant language. Use your spiritual energy or vital energy to ignite those pages, and you’ll gain the corresponding abilities in a short period of time. Wouldn’t that solve the problem?” Yanhua rolled her eyes.

Zuan was surprised and delighted: “Then why didn’t the bald man tell you just now?”

“Because you said you wanted to learn those languages when you got there. For a believer in wisdom, how can the tricky method of using the pages in the book be considered true learning? I didn’t expect that the two of you, one stupid and the other dumb, would cause such a big misunderstanding.” Fireworks said unhappily.

Zuan chuckled: “It seems I have to find another time to go to him again.”

“I let you use my identity, remember to owe me a favor.” Fireworks waved a fist.

“Of course, thank you for your help, young lady.” Zuan bowed to her.

Fireworks’ eyes curved into crescents: “That’s better. I can’t refuse you when I need your help next time.”

Zuan was about to answer when the surroundings suddenly shook violently. Caught off guard, the two lost their balance and fell directly into each other.

With the warm and soft beauty in his arms, Zuan had no intention of enjoying it. Instead, he looked outside in horror: “What happened?”

Fireworks also looked solemn: “Did the starship hit something? It’s over. It won’t crash!”