Inadvertently Invincible - Chapter 253

[Chapter 253 I’m sorry, I’m not that kind of person]

A group of disciples in Kunxu Palace stared with big eyes, revealing confusion.

“Senior brother, senior sister took the strange man to the woods, what are they going to do?”

“Senior brother, do you know that fellow Taoist?”

“Senior sister is holding each other’s hand and can’t wait, why does my heart hurt a little.”

At this time, Hao Tianhua was very confused. Can he say that he did not understand the operation of the junior sister?

It feels a little strange.

But it always felt as if something was leaving him.

He looked into the distance, two figures had disappeared in front of him, and then he seemed to think of something.

“What are you thinking about? When your senior sisters meet an old friend, just have something to say, cheer me up and pay attention to the surrounding situation. The number of demons in Kunyu Mountain increases, and I am afraid of accidents. Please be careful.”

This is all I can say now, otherwise I don’t know what to say.

The dense woods are quiet and silent, and occasionally there are bird calls, as if they are looking forward to something.

Lin Fan was very nervous.

He had never experienced this kind of situation before. The initiative of others made him feel a little overwhelmed for a while. He was too active, and his liver was jumping with caution.

“You once said, that humble request, now that you are alive, I will satisfy you, come on.”

Cheng Lingsu pretended to be calm, but her heartbeat was faster than anyone else’s, her snow-white face was slightly rosy, and her long eyelashes were trembling, as if she had made a big decision.

Lin Fan was unmoved. Looking at the size of the other party, he didn’t know how to place his hands. He kept reminding himself that he was not such a person, and everything was unnecessary. It’s better for her to be clear.

“You have to have C to D.”

When he finished saying this, he wanted to slap his old face angrily.

Mad, what is on your mind, how can you say these things with your mouth, is there any principle, Lao Tzu is not such a person.

“What?” Cheng Lingsu was confused and didn’t understand what Lin Fan meant because he had never heard of it before.

“nothing.”

Lin Fan wouldn’t tell her these things, because he really wasn’t such a person. When he hadn’t crossed over, he started a poll on the Internet.

The conclusion is that…

The C cup is the most attractive to men.

Too small and not sexy enough, too large will be incongruous and scary.

Lin Fan’s eyes seemed to be penetrating. If it was science fiction data, then all kinds of data would appear in his eyes now.

Five gold standards of perfection.

Shape, position, groove, dynamic, feel.

The most perfect shape is a hemispherical water drop like ‘Venus of Milo’, usually with an axial height of 5CM, almost 90 degrees to the chest wall, about half the diameter of the base.

At the same time, the depression in the midline of the clavicle and the two heads are connected at three points to form an isosceles triangle.

The most important thing is to have a ditch.

It should also have a fullness, which produces a sense of rhythm and movement with the movement. When standing or lying down, it shows the beauty of a three-dimensional shape like a ‘water drop’.

The last thing is to experience it for yourself.

The touch is like suet, gentle and smooth, high tension, good elasticity, moderate hardness, luster, erect, well-proportioned, flexible and moderate in size.

“Are you okay?”

Cheng Lingsu was willing to let Lin Fan be so frivolous, and she mustered a lot of courage, but now that the other party has been slow to make a move, her heart is almost unable to bear such a situation.

Lin Fan sighed in his heart, what a wonderful girl, he must not harm others, or he will be struck by thunder, and said slowly:

“Two hands or one hand, can you have two hands?”

Snapped!

Lin Fan really wanted to slap himself in anger.

Asshole.

Do you know what you’re talking about? It’s not that you want to say it, but that you don’t have to. You are a girl, and I can’t sully your innocence.

but……

He even made a request.

hands?

one-hand?

Believe it or not, how can this happen, just cut off both hands.

Cheng Lingsu blushed and stammered when she spoke.

“You…you want both hands, one hand is fine.”

a time.

He was a little intoxicated, why did the girl condone his behavior so much.

Lin Fan was quite helpless.

He should have touched the girl’s head and told her, “No, I’m not that kind of person. What I told you before was just my flirting words. You know what I mean. You think I’ll do it.” Are you going to do something like this?

And I may not be able to make you happy.

You let me take advantage of this, so what will happen in the future.

“Can you leave your clothes behind?”

Snapped!

The voice just fell.

Lin Fan twitched his lips angrily, relying on… I really said it, can I have a face, I, Lin Fan, want to become a peak powerhouse, how can I have such a dirty idea.

Still have to measure up.

It’s good to be able to touch it, but you even put forward such excessive requirements, and you don’t have to wear clothes. Can you not be so shameless, don’t you want any face?

Seeing Cheng Lingsu’s stunned expression, Lin Fan blamed himself: “Don’t be nervous, I’m ashamed of what I just said, to make such an excessive request. You said that even if it was a humble request, I couldn’t agree.”

Then he walked to the slope not far away, and sat on the grass with his back to Cheng Lingsu. He wanted to tell the other party, let’s go, this humble request is actually too much, so don’t take it to heart.

But when it comes to my mouth…

“I’m sitting here, and you know that my humble request is too much. If you want to leave, leave, but if you agree, I like you to sit in my arms, with your back to my chest, and let my The heartbeat touches you, let me feel your heartbeat while touching it, and look at the beauty in the distance.”

Fart beauty.

This place has already been infected by the demonic aura of demons.

Not to mention the beauty, it feels a little intimidating to look at.

Every time.

A shadowy figure came to Lin Fan, and then slowly sat down in his arms. The two of them just looked at the dark trees in the distance and the demonic aura floating in the air.

What a beautiful view.

Lin Fan’s agile, warm hands slowly… slowly opened the corner of his clothes…

Ok!

Just as he thought.

Perfect.

“The view from afar is so beautiful.”

“I can feel your heartbeat, but it’s a little cold. I’ll keep you warm.”

“Do you feel the warmth from my gentle hands?”

“Don’t have distractions, distractions will only make the current warm scene lack a mood.”

…

Hao Tianhua is waiting, a long time has passed.

What happened to Junior Sister and Fellow Daoist Lin? Why didn’t they come back after going for so long?

Could it be…

His thoughts became evil, and two white flowers… were intertwined.

Pooh!

Impossible, how can you have such an idea.

How could such a thing happen in broad daylight.

“Brother, what’s wrong with you?”

A disciple noticed that his senior brother looked a little stunned, as if he was thinking about something, and he was a little worried about what happened to his senior brother.

Could it be that something is dangerous.

Hao Tianhua shuddered, reacted, and pretended to be serious: “It’s okay, let you pay attention to the surrounding situation, just pay attention, don’t be careless, you know the situation in Kunyu Mountain, we, as the great faction of the immortal Tao, must guard On the one hand, to prevent demons from attacking and harming the world.”

It’s true to say.

But he was very upset.

Why hasn’t my sister come back yet?

A man and a woman, if something happens in the wild, that’s fine.

soon.

Two figures came from afar.

Hao Tianhua looked up and found that the younger sister was following behind Daoyou Lin, a little far away, so he couldn’t see clearly, but when the two walked in front of him, he found that the younger sister’s face was very red, although he tried his best to pretend to be calm, Still unable to escape his fiery eyes.

what!

Junior sister’s clothes are a little wrinkled.

It seems that when someone turned it from the bottom to the top, and then put it down, because of the folds, something was wrong.

A bad idea came to Hao Tianhua’s mind.

He looked at Lin Fan.

The spirit is fresh and full of energy, even better than when I just saw it.

There is absolutely something going on.

Otherwise it would not be so.

“you……”

Hao Tianhua hesitated and hesitated. He wanted to ask, what happened when you went to the woods. If you don’t mind, I hope you can tell him.

“Fellow Daoist Hao, why are you all in Kunyu Mountain? Could it be that something happened here?”

Lin Fan did not give Hao Tianhua a chance, but asked.

He hasn’t been to Kunyu Mountain for a long time.

Don’t know what happened at the moment.

“In the past, there were not as many monsters in Kunyu Mountain as there are now. If you smell this, you can smell a strong monster.”

He pondered, could it be that the Halloween Demon King of the cemetery came up with these idiots.

The Halloween Demon King of the Void Realm only dares to hide in the cemetery.

If he comes out, he will definitely be suppressed on the spot by the great power.

Haotianhua said: “Fellow Daoist Lin, to be honest, the road to the demons has already opened, and the Kunyu Mountain cemetery is their first stop. In one place, a channel can be opened, and the monster can come out from the channel.”

“The current situation can be stabilized for the time being, but I don’t know how long it will last.”

He was quite helpless when he said this.

Demons and demons are two different things, but from the same origin, they are actually one race.

When the monks of the demon race entered the immortal realm in the Xiantian realm, they chose to cultivate in human form.

But the demons all maintain their demon bodies, their characters are even more tyrannical than those of the demon clan, and they swallow living things alive.

But it is raw, which makes people look a little scared.

“Then why did the demon use Kunyu Mountain as a passage, and is there any secret here?” Lin Fan asked.

Hao Tianhua shook his head and said, “I don’t know. Until now, all the elders of our Kunxu Palace are investigating the situation. Although there are some signs, the specific situation is still unknown.”

“Fellow Daoist Lin, the demons in this area have just been cleaned up by us. Why don’t you go to the camp with us to rest for a while.”

Lin Fan pondered for a moment, then nodded in agreement, there should be a big gain here.

Then he looked at the girl beside him.

good girl.

It’s just that Cheng Ling’s face was expressionless, and he had been ashamed before, so why did it become like this again.

Really drops.