I’m just a Superman - Chapter 105

[Chapter 103: Someone misses me?]

Black Widow doesn’t have Deadpool’s ability to break the fourth wall, so the term ‘ex-wife’ that Deadpool says is offensive.

Her face suddenly turned cold, and Black Widow’s fingers continued to shake like a spring, pulling the trigger one after another.

Whoosh, whoosh—

in the sound of breaking through the air, the red-marked anesthesia needles flashed in the air, and the needles glowing with a little cold light made people shudder, and just a glance reminded one of the shadow of being pricked in the buttocks.

“It’s really wild, and I still like to stab people with needles

so much. If you’re willing to put on a nurse outfit, maybe I’ll take the initiative to send your butt to you. If so, should you think about it?”

There was no fear or fear in the slightest as a result.

Between the swinging of the two knives, a knife light barrier flashing with layers of phantoms is like a full moon, splitting or bouncing away the narcotic bombs flying from the air.

After all, he used to be a legend of a mercenary who could block several AK shots with both knives. Even though his skills had declined over the years, he still had no difficulty in blocking this slow-moving anaesthetic bullet.

Amidst the clanging sound, Deadpool became more and more arrogant: “I suggest you use your hands, otherwise this level of ‘attack’ will not allow me to reach a climax at all.”

“Of course, if you are willing to turn around .

I don’t mind to work hard again.”

“After all… a couple of one day, a hundred days, isn’t it?”

Deadpool’s foul language is enough to change the mentality of most people, but as a red house The agents trained by special training, Black Widow can play no less tricks than him.

The anesthesia bomb didn’t work, but Black Widow didn’t have the slightest negative emotion in her heart, and she instantly turned into a black phantom and charged towards Deadpool.

In the past few days, they have more or less tried many methods, but not only by coincidence or other reasons, they have all been avoided by Deadpool one by one.

People inside S.H.I.E.L.D. are skeptical, but thinking of Deadpool’s abilities, it’s probably not a coincidence that the odds are higher.

All in all, after experimenting with various methods, in the end, the only plan left by S.H.I.E.L.D. was to let Black Widow appear in person and solve this trouble manually.

Bang –

the muffled sound of fists and feet echoed through the narrow alley, one was an enhanced mutant, the other was a genetically enhanced warrior.

Two inhuman-level fighting forces fought each other in this narrow and cramped damp alley.

The afterimages on the visual effects were pulled out in the shadows.

Bang Bang –

Another bang exploded, grabbing a flaw in Deadpool’s sword swing, Black Widow reached out and clasped her wrist, then twisted her backhand.

Kacha –

A crisp dislocation sound came, and the carbon-sodium steel knife in the hands of Deadpool instantly dropped to the ground, and the crisp metal hum immediately echoed.

But just when Black Widow slapped Deadpool’s wrist and was about to twist it behind him, Deadpool’s tenacious physique like Xiaoqiang came into play.

The palm, which had been pulled down due to dislocation, moved again as if it had been beaten with blood.

Click –

another dense crackling sound, Deadpool’s entire arm bent backwards in a counterintuitive way, and threw the five-fingered Shangke’s movable palm out like a whip.

With a snap, Deadpool’s red-gloved, almost muscle-connected palm firmly grasped Black Widow’s wrist.

“Cute little spider, I’ve caught you too.”

Deadpool smiled, in a very wretched manner, and then exerted force on his waist, and the force was passed through the body layer by layer, the whole arm like a whip to keep releasing the force. to, and then release through the palm at the end.

Crack—

the same sound of a dislocated wrist rang out.

Even a professionally trained agent can’t accurately complete this series of maneuvers while enduring severe pain with a dislocated wrist.

Even Black Widow could not adapt to a move she had never imagined before, she could only feel a sharp pain spreading rapidly in her wrist.

After all, she is a normal person, and her tolerance for pain is completely inferior to that of Deadpool, who can feed herself into the bear’s mouth one by one.

The strength in her hands was slack, and Dead Servant’s noodle-like arm escaped her control instantly, and her stagnant pace for a moment because of the pain was caught by Dead Servant.

With a bang, the abdomen suffered a heavy blow, and the black widow’s figure instantly retreated several meters away, and then kicked back, and Deadpool also rolled to the other side.

I tossed a few times on my arm at will, and in the sound of babbling, the joints were reset again.

And then played dazzling flower hands in front of Black Widow.

“As flexible as ever, I’m still a little worried about my future sex…happy life.”

“Oh, sorry, I forgot that your hand is still dislocated, but can you be as slick as I am?”

“Look, how flexible, if you are willing to bow down to Uncle Deadpool at this time, maybe I can let you feel how flexible it is.”

Even if you have realized that you are not the opponent of Black Widow in close combat, Deadpool The swear words in his mouth are still owed as always.

The matter of life and death is put aside first, as long as his mouth can still move, he can’t listen for a moment.

Her heart was full of anger at this broken-mouthed guy, and while resetting her joints, she rushed towards Deadpool again, stretched her hand around her waist, and a black afterimage whizzed towards Deadpool at a faster speed. .

Snapped!

The black characteristic belt wrapped around Deadpool’s wrist like a chain, and then suddenly pulled.

“If you can change the use of this whip, I think you may be able to get me more easily.” With his

mouth chattering, Deadpool was still unable to resist the ‘temptation’ of Black Widow, and his feet were connected, and the whole person inevitably turned to Black Widow rushed over.

A knee slammed into Deadpool’s abdomen, causing his body to bend like a shrimp in an instant.

Immediately stepping on Deadpool’s knee, Black Widow volleyed into the air to follow the law, and wrapped the belt around him in her hand, stretched out her hand and wrapped it, instantly locking his hands and neck firmly together.

Pressing the button on the belt, a squeak sounded, and a dense current flowed through Deadpool’s body instantly, causing him to tremble like a sieve.

With a thud, as if he had been stunned, he fell to the ground neatly.

With one hand on the back of his head and the other on his stomach, if it weren’t for him facing the ground at this time, outsiders would probably think he was lying on the ground and sleeping leisurely.

“Huh, finally settled down.”

Seeing Deadpool who was completely settled down, Black Widow couldn’t help but let out a sigh of relief. While pressing Deadpool’s back with her knees, she stretched out her hand and took out an anesthetic aimed at him. His butt was pierced hard.

“Ouch!”

Then the body covered up, Deadpool just hid an anesthesia needle on the ground in his clothes, and he felt his delicate buttocks being stabbed by a slender foreign object.

With a scream, he turned over in an instant, with a needle hanging from his ass, staring angrily at Black Widow: “I saw you wrong, you bitch! You actually did this to my ass! ”

Black Widow thought her power was strong enough, but she underestimated the power a man could explode when he was poked in the buttocks, and the whole person was blown away in an instant.

“Ah~”

With a long moan, he reached out and pulled the anesthesia needle from his buttocks, and threw it on the ground in anger: “I thought you longed for my butt, but I didn’t expect to do such a thing.”

“It’s because of your intervention that I lost the possibility of having the US team’s buttocks, and you have to take full responsibility for this!”

Deadpool thought for many years, although he was not a horrible guy like Darwin’s survival of the fittest, but a certain Some of the more basic resistances have already been exercised.

The dose enough to numb the wild boar was injected into her body, and it did not bring him the slightest abnormality.

After losing one after another, Black Widow was finally provoked by Deadpool. She stared at Deadpool tightly: “When I catch you, I must seal your mouth.”

“Really?” Deadpool’s eyes suddenly lit up: “I’m curious about what you’re going to use to seal it up. If it’s your lips or chest, maybe I can choose to capture it.”

“Although a good horse doesn’t eat back, But I’m willing to be a bad horse again, after all, that idiot who played Green Lantern isn’t me.”

“That’s right! He’s definitely not me!”

“Damn, I should have stopped this guy from taking the Green Lantern script. I can’t flirt with you here, Vanessa knows I’ll be angry.”

Muttering to himself like an autistic child, Deadpool suddenly grabbed the carbon-sodium steel knife that was in his hand as he rolled over. After re-inserting the scabbard, he turned to walk outside.

‘What the hell is this fool doing?

‘

Seeing Deadpool suddenly turn around and dig out of the alley, Black Widow’s mood was suddenly mixed.

Almost without hesitation, he stepped on the buildings and wastes against the wall, and after a few dodges, he caught up with Deadpool, who was trotting all the way, and reached out to grab Deadpool’s neck.

She was sure that as long as she touched Deadpool’s neck, she would surely shut up the broken-mouthed holster.

But what she couldn’t see was that Deadpool’s eyeballs hidden under the hood turned gurglingly, and then secretly pulled out an anesthesia needle from the place where the pants and the jacket were connected.

As an undead person who is well versed in the art of deceit, Deadpool may be a tool to help her achieve her goals, although her mouth is like she is trying to die.

As we all know, man has two hands.

For Deadpool, one of them can be used to perform some pleasurable activities while Vanessa is away, while the other can be used to grab an anesthesia needle.

Analyzing the Black Widow’s position with a keen sense of hearing, Dead Servant smiled crookedly, the original trot’s footsteps twisted in an instant, and then the whole figure slammed into the Black Widow like a hug.

boom–

With a muffled sound, he came into close contact with Black Widow, and Deadpool’s eyes lit up again: “Oh~~” The

mouth was amazed, but Deadpool’s movements were not slow at all, his arms moved down slightly, and the sharp needles were deep. Deeply stabbed into Black Widow’s ass, under high pressure, the full liquid was injected into her body instantly.

The buttocks hurt at first, and then a unique numbness spread rapidly, which made Black Widow’s complexion change instantly.

She tried her best to break free.

But in the face of the octopus who usually hold her Deadpool, most of the struggles seem so powerless.

Knowing that it might be difficult for her to escape, Black Widow gritted her teeth, hugged him with her backhand, and brought him down to the ground. Her free hand also grabbed the anesthetic needles scattered on the ground.

Buzz-

huh-

The two non-humans rolled on the ground like revenge for each other, and anesthesia needles filled with anesthetic liquid were mercilessly stabbed into each other’s bodies.

However, with the advancement of time, the enhanced physique of the Black Widow gene was eventually lost to the X gene from the hands of the gods.

Weakly released, watching Dead Servant dragging his riddled butt out of the alley, Black Widow finally raised the communicator once, and then her consciousness was completely blurred.

……

Relying on strong physical fitness and a life-threatening manner, Deadpool managed to get rid of the constant entanglement of the ‘sticky’ Black Widow, and broke free from the ‘pleasure’ of physical distance friction.

Drops of apparently excess anaesthetic fluid dripped from the pinhole in his ass, leaving a suspicious mark on his pants.

But Deadpool didn’t care, at this time he was already standing at the door of Stark Building wearing this strange dress.

Deadpool’s strange dress obviously caught the attention of Stark’s security department. Before he could stand still, the two security guards stepped forward and looked at him vigilantly: “Sir, do you need me to help you? ?”

“No, of course not.” Deadpool’s avatar shook like a rattle. He looked up at the extremely flamboyant extension of the Stark Building, and then looked at the surrounding high-rise buildings. He had a new attention. .

“Maybe I can find a paraglider to be the Kaiju Kidd. This may attract the attention of many girls. I like girls the most, especially him…their hips.”

“White is a good thing.

but if I fell and turned into bolognese, it would obviously be a little ugly, so red!”

“Let me see, I should have prepared a teaser for myself…”

“On a bright, sleep-friendly afternoon.

Uncle Deadpool will break into the Stark Building as he pleases.

Then

he will take away the brightest orb of Stark Industries like a girl…”

After writing the notice without literary and metaphor, Deadpool suddenly returned He got stuck for a moment: “What day is today? It seems to be the 16th… Okay, you’re done!”

Looking at using newspapers instead of cardboard, UU read www.

The ink marks on sonicmtl.com were intermittent like the text of Morse code, and Deadpool seemed very satisfied.

‘Carefully’ threw the invitation into the trash, and he clapped his hands in relief.

“The notice has been issued, and now all we have to do is to find an oversized red kite, and then find a building that may bear the name of a ‘red leotard maniac jumping off a building to commit suicide’.”

His eyes kept scanning between the buildings In the end, he locked his eyes on a luxurious three-dimensional villa that looked out of place with other shoe buildings.

“It’s up to you !

Decadent capitalist, I want you to feel the power of poor workers… I don’t seem to be a worker

?

”

”

Li Wei, who was basking in the sun on the roof, sneezed for no reason, a little confused: “Could it be that… someone misses me again?”