I’m just a Superman - Chapter 103

[Chapter 102: Deadpool’s Bizarre Adventure]

Fury left, irritated.

Livy hadn’t done any harm to his body, but Fury felt his mind was under pressure all the time.

S.H.I.E.L.D.’s set of words that take protecting the world as its mission can work for most people with a heroic heart, and even if it does not take effect immediately, it can plant a seed.

Whether it’s Captain America from decades ago or the surprise who is defending peace in the universe, this method is very popular, but this method is ineffective when facing Li Wei.

Superheroes, defend humanity.

Sounds great, but it’s actually a chain carefully prepared by humans with limited power for those otherworldly powers.

Acknowledging the title of superhero means putting an invisible psychological shackle on yourself, and once you start, you may face more harshness.

Li Wei didn’t know how things were going in this Marvel universe.

But he still remembers being shot at Zhang Mazi, just because he is a good person in the eyes of others.

Although it was only a film and television work, Li Wei once helped people bring food and turn them into wicked people. He told him that good people are difficult to do, and some people will not understand the good of people.

Note 1

So, even though the above scenario might be repeated, Li Wei must be the one who points the ‘gun’ at others, not the good guy who gets pointed at.

It would be better to ask me to blame the world than to ask the world to blame me. This is Li Wei’s mentality.

Anyway, this world has nothing to do with the earth he lived in before, and it can be said that he has no psychological burden to do these things.

Li Wei’s attitude was so tough that Fury felt helpless.

After a simple meeting broke up and left the three-dimensional villa, Fury began to think in his heart, how to restrain Li Wei.

Li Wei naturally didn’t know what Fury was thinking, but even if he knew, he wouldn’t care too much, because he had enough power to protect himself.

…

NYPD.

“You said your name was Wade Wilson?”

George held the document in one hand,

He squinted at Deadpool whose hood had been removed at some point, and looked like a large avocado: “But the Wade Wilson shown in the photo is very different from your appearance.”

“That’s because I first suffered a brutal experiment, and then I faced a super terrifying explosion.”

“The pain is even more painful than drilling a chrysanthemum with an electric drill, don’t ask me if it’s really that painful, I try It’s really going to be painful.”

“If I could, I’d really like to get my handsome face back, you know, it’s a handsome face that makes Vanessa go crazy.”

“That damn Ajak. He ruined all of this, but fortunately, I have sent him to hell, so you don’t have to be too sympathetic to my tragic experience.”

“If possible, I would really like to exchange death for my handsome face, but it’s a pity The thing is, I’m not going to die, so I’ll never be able to find my face.”

“Oh, by the way, I suddenly remembered, your name is George Stacy, isn’t it?” Deadpool suddenly looked With Chief George.

“You’re a celebrity, and the famous little red spider may become your son-in-law in the future…maybe a daughter, as long as it’s not that black boy with an inch.”

“But it’s also possible that you will lose you .

Your daughter-in-law, so your Spider-Man son-in-law has no hope.”

“The baby in pajamas and a beautiful little white spider, known as the good citizens of New York, this is really a difficult choice.”

“But if it were me, I would definitely choose Let the word tuber die in a red leotard swinging around, there’s nothing more seductive than a Spider-Woman in a white leotard.”

“Sorry Vanessa, trust me, I absolutely still love you. Yes. But just looking at it, I think it’s ok, the big deal is to go back and let you play ‘Last Entry’ once…”

I don’t know if it’s daring or fearless, or both.

Before George had time to ask more questions, the mentally ill Deadpool was already murmuring like a bean dump.

The huge amount of information contained in it made George’s eyes go straight.

After Deadpool’s nonsense, George couldn’t tell the truth from the fake.

He looked at Deadpool, who was still chattering. After a moment of silence, he closed the document and turned to leave: “Look at him, wait for me to come back and interrogate him again.”

“Yes, sir.”

George turned back to the office, He needed to confirm some information, so there was only Deadpool and the fat policeman watching him in the room.

Eyeballs rolled twice, and Deadpool suddenly snapped his fingers.

Pa-pa-pa-

a crisp voice kept ringing in his ears, causing the fat policeman who was guarding to frown and look at Deadpool viciously: “Boy, listen to me, if you don’t want me to use this electric baton, You’d better stay calm if you stab you.”

“Otherwise I will definitely make you suffer.”

“What did you say?” Deadpool leaned forward, hiding his handcuffed palms in the shadow of his body. , with a mocking expression on his face: “Please speak louder. Look at my mouth shape and say-loud-loud, fat pig!”

“Fuck!” said the insulting fat pig. When he exited, the face of the fat police officer who was in charge of the guard suddenly changed. He stood up and grabbed Deadpool’s collar. With a jerk, with a bang, Deadpool immediately slammed into the iron alloy forged cage.

He looked at Dead Servant with anger in his eyes, but before he could even say a word of threat, his whole body twitched quickly.

Zila-zila-

intensive electric sounds continued to sound, and Deadpool’s handcuffed wrists broke free at some point. He stretched out his hand and grabbed the electric baton that should have been attached to the policeman, and slammed it heavily on his lower body. .

The body trembled frantically like a sieve, and the policeman’s eyes at Deadpool began to gradually loosen: “You, you…”

“As a mercenary, it should be very easy to learn to dislocate your thumb and slip a door to pick a lock. It’s a normal thing.” Deadpool shrugged and took off the key from his waist before releasing the palm of his arm.

With a thud, the tonnage of up to a hundred kilograms of carbohydrates fell to the ground in front of Deadpool, making him silent for a while: “Sorry, I forgot that you passed out, maybe I should hold you, but the truth is… ”

…I’m going to kick you far away!”

Skillfully opened the prison door, Deadpool kicked him away, then rolled sideways, and came to a desk with a flickering figure.

Two long knives, pistols, magazines, and put on the beloved red headgear by the way. After just two seconds, Deadpool stood up again: “Cheers! Deadpool is back!”

Bang –

what greeted him was not cheers, It was a gunshot and a Huang Chengcheng bullet.

With a swoosh, the bullet easily broke the somewhat inferior uniform on his body, and then deeply embedded in his muscles, scaring him to squat down again: “What an unfriendly move.”

Wearing a mask, no One could see the expression on Deadpool’s face, but from his still fragmented words, he could hear that a single bullet was not in his heart at all.

Hiding behind the desk, disarming the insurance, he started talking again.

“Okay, with some minor deviations, now I’ve managed to infiltrate the NYPD without attracting any particular attention. Let me think about what to do next…”

“Thinking Well, I’m going to find out where that Iron Coffin Man lives first, and then I’ll go and see that cute baby in pajamas. What a nasty name, and the guy who gave him that nickname must be a true love.”

“Now, I need to sneak in.

into the NYPD office.”

He stuck his head out in an instant, and the bullet that followed pushed him back again.

“Very good, based on my careful observation just now, I dare to conclude that there are absolutely no more than 1,000 people outside. The unparalleled sneak mode is activated.”

“The mission goal is to find the required information without killing anyone, and then succeed. Evacuate.”

“Now, the game begins! I hope those Altaïrs don’t think I insulted the spirit of the assassin.” Jumping forward

, Deadpool’s figure flashed between the two desks, and at the same moment, two explosions The gunshots echoed inside the building.

Huang Chengcheng’s bullet whirled past at a low altitude, and instantly pierced through several sturdy calves.

“Fuck! I was hit!”

“No!!” The

screams sounded, and Deadpool took a deep breath again: “One stone kills four people, so I think the three-three strategy is better.” The

voice fell .

, he kicked, and the whole person slid out on the smooth floor again.

Bang Bang –

two more gunshots, and the four police officers withdrew from the battlefield with their calves hit by bullets.

Knowing that he didn’t have enough time to play, Deadpool’s operation was extremely efficient. In just one minute, the entire police station was completely broken by him.

Three minutes later, holding the information he wanted, he left the police station through the back door contentedly, listening to the sirens on the street not far away, feeling happy: “Sure enough, no matter which world it is, Marvel’s police officers are always like this. …”

“…DC’s too.”

One sentence mocked the two behemoths, and Deadpool walked away from the scene leisurely, fumbling twice in his crotch, and took out two crumpled papers.

Looking at the shrunken text and images on it, Deadpool flicked on the paper with disgust. Hearing the crisp echo, he whistled cheerfully: “Perfect dive, just like Fanny Sha’s hole-in-one!”

…

The news that the NYPD was breached by a ‘red holster’ with a knife was quickly placed on SHIELD Fury’s desk.

After all, this is not a simple case of vicious attack. The one involved obviously has the ability to undead or self-heal at super-high speed.

Looking at the thin document description in front of him, Fury crossed his fingers on the desk, and after a long silence he spit out a faint sentence: “Fuck!”

“Cole… No, he has been sent to Sri Lanka by me. With Tucker by his side, then…Agent Romanoff.”

“Sir.” Natasha Romanoff, who was beautiful and vicious, and worthy of the nickname of the Black Widow, quickly appeared in front of Fury.

Black Widow’s incisive S-shaped figure under the black combat uniform could not attract Fury’s attention at all, he just pushed the Deadpool information to Black Widow: “This is your next mission goal, find him, Then bring him back.”

After taking the document and looking over it carefully, Black Widow raised her eyes slightly: “Want to live?”

“That’s right.” Fury nodded: “So you can go to the equipment department to apply for what you need. The equipment used, provided that it does not contain weapons of mass destruction.”

“I know.”

A few days later, in a damp alleyway in a filthy, rancid sap in New York, leaning against a wall with dark green moss, Deadpool was panting.

“This crazy woman is actually more capable than your dead servant. Fortunately, I have divorced you, and Vanessa is more considerate.

” Under the digging, a needle eye was bloodshot again by him: “I really don’t know how to cherish, can you poke casually there, and you poke in the wrong place!”

And in another lane that is a hundred meters away from the lane where he is.

Sitting on the equally cold and damp wall, the black widow looked at the anesthetic needle that had been completely emptied in her palm, with a trace of unwillingness on her face: “Sir, the mission failed, I need support, my position is xxxx.”

Time turn around.

Uncle Deadpool’s brain circuits are completely different, like a lost jungler.

After the NYC police officer got the information he wanted, he didn’t go to see the pajama baby, and he didn’t ask Stark to help him fix the belt that might be out of order. Instead, he went first. Find a bar.

That’s right, it’s the bar with the dead pool game, but unfortunately, this world doesn’t seem as wild as his original world.

After all, this world does not have that brain voyeur or that magnet lover, and the world is much more peaceful.

Of course, the history of nuclear leveling is the same no matter which world.

Failing to find the bar where Vanessa was, the next thing he did was to search for a woman named Vanessa in New York City.

He brought out two pieces of paper, one of which wrote down the home addresses of two ‘shrimp’ in a few sentences, and the other large sheet was full of Vanessa.

It’s a pity that he not only failed to find Vanessa, but also a touch porcelain named Natasha.

That’s right, touch porcelain, at least he thinks so.

It was a sunny afternoon, and a target was crossed out, and Uncle Deadpool was wandering the streets of New York like a jungler who didn’t want to catch people after he had finished killing monsters.

But just after he walked into an unpretentious alleyway, Natasha, who was as hot as Vanessa, stopped in front of him.

“Oh, Fuck!”

After seeing Natasha’s appearance clearly, Deadpool scolded, and tucked the stiff paper back into his crotch: “Can those people really make a better-looking girl?”

“Why does this guy have this guy in any world?”

“Could it be that the great Deadpool Uncle is not as famous as this guy who is nothing but good-looking, hot, and neat. UU Reading www .sonicmtl.com”

“emmm…I don’t seem to be here…” Deadpool was

still yelling, and Black Widow had pulled the trigger decisively.

With a swoosh, anesthesia projectile filled with highly effective anesthetics flew out, and shot straight at Deadpool’s chest at a speed that was unattainable to the naked eye.

Baso –

the long knife was unsheathed, and a silver-white knife light swept across like a semi-circle, and the anesthesia list was divided into two with a clang.

Glancing at the medicine tube that fell on the ground, Deadpool pointed at Black Widow with his sword: “Don’t you know? I can chop bullets with both knives, Lord Deadpool!”

“I suggest you still throw the one in your hand. Toy, come up and fight with me. After all, it’s not like we haven’t done such a thing, ex-wife.”