I Really Don't Want to be Reborn - Chapter 969

[969. Chapter 945 Blow it, blow it hard for Mr. Chen!]

The middle-aged parents think about daily necessities, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea. They don’t have the energy to pursue stars anymore, and it’s hard to understand this kind of “crazy fans”, so they are puzzled by their son Xiaoou’s behavior.

Xiao Ou didn’t have time to explain to his parents now, so he finally calmed down, and immediately ran along the sidewalk to the quiet river.

In addition to the old people walking here, there are also couples in love. The river water reflects the lights of thousands of families on the bank.

The summer breeze was mixed with the smell of beer, and Xiao Ou suddenly felt that the scenery tonight was too charming.

Strange, why didn’t I notice it just now?

But no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it is far inferior to the joy of sharing happiness with the “shell fans”.

Xiao Ou hurriedly opened the Guoke community, and as expected, ten minutes ago, Chen Hansheng’s posts were all questioned, but now they have been replaced by overwhelming praise:

“Chen Dong is awesome, he really deserves to be my idol!”

“Chen Dong’s impassioned tone, let My heart is full of excitement, I am a shell fan for a day, and a shell fan for the rest of my life!”

“I have watched this video more than 20 times, how about you?” “It has passed   by

more than 30 times.”

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Affirmative posts, of course, there are also some experts who say “Everyone is drunk but I am sober, everyone is turbid and I am alone”:

“I really don’t know why you are so excited, I have never doubted it anyway.”

“Me too, I should Eat, eat, and have fun, those spam messages have never been taken to heart.”

“So, the truth is in the hands of a few people, you should withdraw your fans quickly, you are not worthy of being a fan of Guoke!   ”

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There are some confessional parties, and this is also indispensable:

“I questioned Mr. Chen, and now I sincerely apologize, sorry.”

“I also posted a post today questioning Guoke and Mr. Chen, sorry +1.”

“I posted this with red eyes, and I was still in high school I don’t have much pocket money, so I’ll definitely buy a phone when I go to college.”

“Stop surfing the Internet secretly for high school students, hurry up and go to self-study at night!”

Finally

, there is a super stupid hanging post.

With such a large daily activity in the Guoke community, comments such as “Barcelona chooses five players, can they play against our school football team?” or “I have practiced boxing for three years, and I feel that Bruce Lee is not my opponent”.

In the end, without exception, these posts received more than 10,000 replies and became the classic mascot of the Guoke community.

Another one appeared today, with only three words in the title “Call Dad”.

The content is as follows:

Mr. Chen was detained in South Korea. I think Mr. Chen committed a crime in Korea. My roommates believed in Mr. Chen from beginning to end, so we made a bet. “dad”.

Although I am completely convinced by this result, Mr. Chen is awesome! China rises!

However, I still hope this post sinks.

In the end, the host failed to achieve his wish, because within half an hour, it had become a hot post with more than 4,000 replies.

This landlord is also a staunch character, he really called “Dad” from floor to floor.

“This idiot!”

Xiao Ou laughed until his snot bubbles came out, and of course he also left a message on that post.

They are all young people, who doesn’t want multiple sons?

But after laughing, Xiao Ou suddenly found that the phone page of Guoke Community jumped a few times, and then went blank for an instant.

“Crash again!”

Xiao Ou scratched his head in frustration, this is not the first time that the Guoke community collapsed today, this time because of that video, it was squeezed and collapsed by netizens who clicked in after hearing the news.

“What is Fatty Huang doing?”

Xiao Ou was blaming Huang Liqian, the chief engineer of the network department: “If we collapse like this a few times, people will think that the quality of our shells is not good!”

At this moment, Xiao Ou seems to have become a shell electronics The director helped Chen Hansheng to condemn Huang Liqian.

In fact, this can’t be blamed on Lao Huang. Now there are less than 60 million Chinese netizens. It is reasonable to say that a server that can carry 5 million people online at the same time is definitely enough. Who would have thought that such a thing would happen.

At present, this kind of “treatment” is only available on the website that checks the scores after the college entrance examination.

“Crack!”

Xiao Ou killed a blood-sucking mosquito, and a small red bump gradually swelled up on his leg, but he didn’t care, and continued to brush the Nutshell community over and over again.

How can I describe this feeling? If I use LOL to describe it 10 years later, it would mean that my favorite team has achieved good results in the World Championship, or my favorite player has achieved 5 kills on the big stage.

At this time, as a fan, not only do you want to blow it yourself, but you also need to find a place to watch others blow it.

The harder others blow, the happier Xiao Ou feels, so just now the Guoke community posts were refreshed so quickly, Xiao Ou tried to reply with a “(*^▽^*)” emoji.

But now the webpage has crashed, and it may not be restored within ten minutes, so Xiaoou can only go to Baidu Tieba to have a look.

It was okay not to watch it, but Xiao Ou was very angry after seeing it.

Because in those few big post bars, some netizens not only did not praise Chen Hansheng, but also commented with doubts:

A: I saw the video just now, and I suspect that it is a bit fake by Guoke Electronics.

B: Brother, I also have the same idea, but when I questioned it a little in the Guoke community, some brainless fans immediately jumped out to refute it.

C: Guoke community = the private plot of Guoke, which is boring.

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Of course, not all of these remarks, because there are also fans of the fruit shell who also post it, or even if they are not shell fans, they are disgusted with these words.

“This is a publicly released video, how could it be fake?”

“I checked, and Samsung really has a business consultant named Zheng Baoxu, and the photo and video are exactly the same.”

“Some people upstairs are really cheap , The Guoke community is the gathering place for shell fans. We are very excited now, but you ran over to question at this time, it’s not that you don’t want a mother, you simply don’t have a mother!”

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“It’s so cool It ‘s gone!”

Xiao Ou couldn’t help clenching his fists.

Xiao Ou doesn’t know how to swear, but he is very refreshing when he sees other people talking, especially the humorous and free-spirited boss Chen Hansheng. Every time the fruit shell product launch, Xiao Ou has a feeling of listening to cross talk.

“Baidu will end sooner or later.”

Xiao Ou closed the post bar and silently came to a conclusion.

It’s not just that netizens on Tieba said bad things about Chen Hansheng. Xiao Ou felt that Baidu’s management was too loose, and he didn’t know how to correctly guide netizens’ three views. Although it is now known as the “BAT” troika, if it continues like this, it will sooner or later be replaced. of.

“It would be great if the fruit shell replaced it, then it would be called Gat!”

When Xiao Ou was thinking wildly, the fruit shell community had returned to normal, and Xiao Ou was once again immersed in the joyful and satisfying behavior of “watching others blow the fruit shell”.

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If this is just a corner of the Internet, in the real world, the heavyweight newspaper “Yangtze Evening News”, which is delayed for an hour, has the headline on the front page “Recording the first day of Chen Jun’s life in Korea” .

The author is Liu Hua, the editor-in-chief. After all, he is a cultural person, and his realm is revealed as soon as he mentions his pen. He also has the taste of the literature of the Republic of China:

I met Chen Jun at a reception. At that time, Guoke’s first mobile phone had just been released, and Chen Jun was full of ambition, holding a glass to invite wine everywhere.

I am overwhelmed with alcohol, but I am also delighted to see such a scene. The wise youth make the country wise, the young rich make the country rich, and the young strong make the country strong. Chen Jun has made achievements at a young age, which reflects the inclusiveness of our society.

It is true that Chen Jun is willful and frivolous, high-profile and proud, but this kind of personality further shows that he cannot steal chickens and dogs in Korea.

I firmly believe that the truth will come to light, and wish Chen Jun all the best.

This is the attitude of the official media in Eastern Jiangsu Province. Everyone smelled the fragrance of ink on the newspaper, and gradually realized the deep meaning behind this news.

In addition, those netizens who questioned the falsification of the video were also frightened by an “accident”.

At around 9:00 p.m. Korean time, one of the protagonists of the video, former Samsung business consultant Zheng Baoxu, committed suicide on the Han River Bridge.

In front of him, he left a suicide note of apology.

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(There will be another chapter around 8 o’clock tonight, remember to vote for the monthly ticket at the end of the month.)

(End of this chapter)