I just want to practice horizontally - Chapter 26

[Chapter 26 Is Chapter 26 fun?]

“Are you coming…”

Close your eyes, let your energy and blood enter your body, and your senses are fully open.

Although the Observation of Divine Elephants in the Eight Evil Body Disasters is only at the external level, it is still equivalent to Jiang Wuye’s Observation of Divine Elephants. He has been practicing sleeplessly and diligently for decades in terms of perception.

In a radius of a hundred meters, you can hear the flapping wings of flying mosquitoes, the ups and downs of insects, and even the heartbeat of the human body and the flow of blood vessels… you can all hear it if you calm down.

Of course, more importantly, breath perception!

The cold wind caresses my face, and my clothes are hunting.

It was lonely in the darkness, with only a little “warmth” coming from the direction of the ancestral hall, which was unusually eye-catching.

In the thick fog, it was misty, chaotic, full of ice and cold, and it seemed like there was nothing else.

But, suddenly!

An aura that seemed to be composed of countless resentments and hatreds appeared briefly, disappeared in an instant, and disappeared into the deep darkness.

Jiang Wuye opened his eyes, frowned and looked at the front door of the ancestral hall, but didn’t see anything unusual.

This Weird one seems to be very good at hiding and wary by nature, which is very different from the usual careless and lunatic Weird ones.

“Now that you’ve tasted the sweetness, let’s see how long you can endure it.”

Jiang Wuye smiled coldly, imagining the wandering turtle, once again condensing his energy, blood, and even his breath. In the end, his whole body seemed to turn into a statue in the rain, and his clothes were quickly washed away. Beat through.

…

Ancestral hall, front door.

“Lao Zhang, what did you do during the day? Why do you look so desperate? I looked at you for fear that you would fall to the ground.”

Li Laosan looked at the hoe pole next to him, with his eyes closed and opened, and he hit hard Zhang Dashi, who was energetic, couldn’t help but push his shoulder.

“Hiss… Huh.”

Zhang Dashi shook his head, took a few breaths of air-conditioning, patted his face and said helplessly: “I didn’t know. I

went home and fell asleep. Logically speaking, I should be full of energy at this time, but who knows? After just standing for a while, my eyelids were fighting, and I wanted to lie down on the floor and sleep, as if I had the plague.”

Li Laosan looked at Zhang Dashi who was yawning all the time and lost his soul when he spoke, and said with a wry smile: “Okay, okay, You’re just a lazy kid. If you can’t do it, just go in and lie down for a while. Nothing will happen if you’re missing.” “How can that be done? If you go in, my

face will be ugly, ugh…”

Zhang Dashi He rolled his eyes at Li Laosan, and in the middle of the sentence, he held his stomach and bared his teeth and cursed: “Hey…, mother, I didn’t even eat the firecrackers. This sudden commotion is almost life-threatening.” As he said that, he bent down and looked around

. Sweeping, a few meters away, the fog was rolling and dark.

I shivered, looked away, and looked at the ancestral hall again, but then I remembered that there was no toilet in the ancestral hall.

Finally, my body shivered, it was really painful. I turned to look at Li Laosan, pursed my lips in the thick fog, and said: “Third brother, just around the corner is the toilet of the second aunt’s house. Come with me.” Li

Laosan Hearing this, he subconsciously glanced at the abyss-like darkness, shuddered, and looked back at Zhang Dashi.

His face is pale, his facial features are distorted, and his body is stooped. At first glance, he looks like an evil ghost.

“Brothers…”

He turned to look at the other people at the door of the ancestral hall, but no one looked at him, obviously not wanting to get involved.

“Brother, dear brother, it’s okay. It’s just a matter of a hundred meters. Everyone can hear me if I scream. I’m almost… almost showing my head.”

Zhang Dashi bowed like a prawn, and his hair was spread behind him, covering his head. His face was so anxious that he was moving back and forth, and his voice had a faint hint of crying.

“Huh… let’s go.”

Li Laosan tightened his collar, exhaled a white breath, clenched the sickle in his hand, and walked towards the darkness first as if he had found some sense of security.

Behind him, Zhang Dashi seemed to be too uncomfortable to speak. He bent over and could not see his face clearly, and followed closely.

“Third brother, Dashi, if anything goes wrong, just shout loudly. You can hear it not far away.”

From behind, other gatekeepers warned.

“Yes, I understand.”

Li Laosan waved his hand and disappeared into the thick fog with Zhang Dashi.

“Hiss… feel good!”

In the toilet, Zhang Dashi quickly squatted down and let out a long sigh of relief, as if he had walked away from the gate of hell.

After a while, the pain subsided slightly.

Whoosh…

the cold wind blew in through the gaps in the wooden boards.

The coldness that had just been forgotten hit Zhang Dashi’s whole body.

Especially behind him, he always had a fuzzy feeling in his heart, as if a pair of eyes were staring at him through a gap in the darkness.

“Third brother, Ma… I’m sorry to bother you.”

The quieter and more panicked Zhang Dashi had to break the silence and took the initiative to talk to Li Laosan outside the latrine.

“Hmm…”

A faint response.

If it weren’t for the silence around him, Zhang Dashi doubted whether he could hear clearly.

“Third brother, did my sister-in-law quarrel with you again yesterday? Hehe, do you still regret that I took you to Xiangfen Alley in town last year?” Confused in his heart, Zhang Dashi

found another topic and asked in a teasing tone. .

“Well…”

There was still a faint voice outside the door, and the tone did not change at all.

Gudong…

Zhang Dashi’s heartbeat stagnated, a cold air rushed from the tailbone to the Tianling Cap, and some thought appeared in his mind involuntarily.

He swallowed subconsciously and trembled: “Third… Third brother, the moon is quite full tonight, haha.” “

Hmm…”

“…”

Inside and outside the house.

silent.

silence.

silence.

Plop, plop.

In the small space, the only sound was the violent beating of Zhang Dashi’s heart.

My legs are numb.

The exposed body parts were even colder to the bone.

But,

even so.

But he still didn’t dare to move at all.

On the forehead, fine cold sweat dropped one drop after another.

Despair, hesitation, overwhelming.

All my life…hehe.

Bang bang bang!

“Old Zhang, did you f*c*king fall into a trap?” A

rapid knock on the door, accompanied by curses, pulled Zhang Dashi’s spirit back from the darkness.

ah?

He was stunned for a moment, with a wonderful expression on his face, and then he laughed angrily: “Haha, third brother, you scared me to death. You just said yes no matter what I asked you. I thought…” “Fuck me, you think…

” Why? Why don’t you come out and try in such a cold weather? Don’t delay, hurry up!”

Li Laosan urged impatiently, with the sound of stamping his feet and rubbing his hands.

“Come on, come on, my legs are numb from fear.”

Zhang Dashi didn’t say anything back, he felt inexplicably comfortable and hurriedly wiped his butt and pulled up his pants.

Squeak –

the sound of the toilet door rubbing was particularly loud in the dark.

“Three…”

Zhang Dashi lowered his head and tied the hemp rope, walked out of the hut, looked up, and was stunned.

Upon entering, the darkness was deep, the white mist was billowing, and everything was empty, with no one in sight.

“Three… Third brother, stop playing and go back quickly.”

He called tremblingly, goosebumps crawling all over his body.

no respond.

In the darkness, he seemed to be the only one left.

Fear gradually takes over the brain.

Hands and feet are cold.

Sizzling…sizzling…swishing…

a sudden sound sounded from behind.

Zhang Dashi turned around fiercely!

“Who?!”

“Hey, Dashi, do you have a brain disease?”

He was answered with a helpless sigh.

When he looked back, he saw the blurry figure of Li Laosan standing behind the toilet and peeing.

“Hoo ho ho -, I’ll do it! Third brother, you… can scare people to death, do you know?”

Zhang Dashi’s expression relaxed, he took a few breaths, and then yelled, and a series of frights made him nervous. He was almost going crazy, and he wanted to rush up and kick Li Laosan into the cesspit.

What the hell is this?

“Hey, does this scare you?”

After going to the toilet, Li Laosan picked up his pants and replied disdainfully, turned around, clapped his hands and walked forward and continued: “Then now, aren’t you going to be brave? Lost your soul?”

“I’ll do it, you…where’s your…head?!”

Zhang Dashi was about to choke, but when he got closer, he saw a headless figure walking towards him step by step!

The pupils shrank,

the hairs on the hair stood on end, and

the heart felt as if it was being pinched by a big hand!

“Save me!!”

He screamed miserably and staggered towards the ancestral hall, running towards the warm light.

“Help me! Help me! Help me!!”

The stone fell to the ground, covered in mud, and continued to run wildly while stumbling, screaming.

No one answered.

The distance of a hundred meters seemed to be a chasm at this moment, out of reach.

boom!

The body felt as if it had hit a copper wall.

Zhang Dashi groaned, covered his head and took a few steps back.

He raised his head while gasping for air.

Ahead, a burly figure covered in fiery red lines, exuding a wild and violent aura, stood upright in the darkness like a demon.

Heavy steps are taken, the red light is dazzling, the masculine energy sweeps in all directions, the rain and mist evaporate, the white smoke rises, and the endless wild atmosphere rolls in.

“Have you had enough fun?”

He stopped, his lantern-like red eyes projecting teasing and cruelty.

The overbearing and harsh voice made Zhang Dashi’s head buzz, he was upset and almost wanted to vomit.

Tat-tat-tat-

a series of footsteps.

Li Laosan, who frightened Zhang Dashi, chased after him.

“Help…save me!”

Zhang Dashi, who subconsciously had his crotch wet, begged Jiang Wuye without thinking about anything else.

“Of course…”

Jiang Wuye looked at Li Laosan who walked in, with a slight smile on his lips.

then.

boom!

The hot energy and blood in his body came out of the nest like a wild dragon, roaring towards his right arm. Visible to the naked eye, the muscles in his hand swelled instantly, and his five fingers turned into eagle claws, tearing the air, with the sharpness of gold travertine, fierce Grab it forward!

Like an eagle hunting a rabbit, it will arrive in the blink of an eye!

He closed his fingers and grabbed…

Zhang Dashi’s neck!

Lifting it up and getting closer, Jiang Wuye stared at Zhang Dashi’s bewildered face with his small lantern-like eyes, exhaling hot air from his mouth and nose, and Sen Han said: “Is it fun for me to ask you?” It’s still late at night, haha, I’m

like

this The book is about a humble mortal who strives for self-improvement, forges ahead bravely, bravely faces difficulties and setbacks, breaks through conspiracies and conspiracies, and is full of positive energy.

Don’t talk nonsense.

(End of chapter)