I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week - Chapter 311

[Chapter 309: Criteria for Evaluating Programmers]

Walking into Microsoft’s headquarters building, all kinds of people from all over the world can be seen here.

Especially the Chinese people, there are not a few.

Lin Yi looked around and walked towards the front desk.

“Hello, do you have any recruitment plans?”

Seeing that Lin Yi was here to apply, a white girl stood up, handed over a form, and said,

“Please fill out the form, then go back and wait for the notice. ”

Lin Yi didn’t expect that he would catch up with Microsoft’s recruiting season, which would be much more convenient.

Lin Yi took the form, filled it out briefly, and handed it to the white girl.

The white girl glanced at it and didn’t care at first, but when she saw the two columns of job search intention and salary, she suddenly became calm.

“You want to apply for executive vice president?! Want a salary of $3.5 million?”

“That’s right.” Lin Yi said,

“I know you will find it incredible, but I hope you can hand this report to your president. In

hand, I think he will be interested.” The

white girl obviously doesn’t believe it, although she is the front desk, she can work at Microsoft, and her own level is still there.

“Sorry, I won’t hand in such materials, because many liars like you come here every day.”

“I know you don’t believe it, but I have the ability to improve the original computing power of the chip, thereby improving the operation. Isn’t the fluency and stability of the system worth the annual salary of 3.5 million?”

“Sir, I think what you are saying is false, and God will not forgive you. I have many Chinese colleagues, and they are all very humble. Work hard, I hope you don’t destroy the good impression of the Chinese in my heart.”

“If you don’t believe me, I don’t mind showing you.”

This is what Lin Yi thought before he came.

If you want to join the job in the shortest time and get in touch with Shen Tianzhuo, you can’t do it without showing some real skills.

“Sorry, I don’t have time to waste on you.”

This Nima!

Is the aesthetics of foreigners so different from that of Chinese people?

Laozi’s appearance is useless!

My mind is broken!

“Kelly, what are you arguing about?”

Just as Lin Yi was about to launch a further offensive, he heard words from behind him.

Looking back, I found two people standing behind me. Coincidentally, both of them were Chinese.

The speaker was a Chinese woman, wearing a white suit uniform and black high heels, with a badge around her neck, she was stern and serious.

The English name is Jessica, and the position is the secretary to the president.

The other one, whose English name is Carson, is an intermediate engineer in the technical department.

“He’s here to apply, but he wants to apply for executive vice president, and I’m trying to get rid of him.”

“Applying for executive vice president?” Jessica was stunned for a while.

Judging from his appearance, it doesn’t look like he’s making trouble. Huaxia people still have this quality and reason.

But it’s a bit illogical to be so handsome and engage in IT.

Jessica took Lin Yi’s information, glanced at it, and said,

“Mr. Lin, given your age,

I have doubts about your ability. I hope you can respect yourself.”

“Why? You can’t be at a young age. You’re awesome?” Lin Yi picked up Chinese and spoke smoothly.

“When I was young, I splashed my urine and smothered the burning rice cooker. My mother said that I would definitely have a bright future when I grew up and could do great things.”

Jessica: …

Your mother is lying to you!

“In short, I have my own judgment method, I think you are joking with me.” Jessica also spoke Chinese.

“How do you judge?”

Jessica glanced at Lin Yi, then pointed to the IT elites in the building hurrying, “Can’t you compare?”

Lin Yi:?

?

?

“How to compare? Apart from not wearing formal clothes and not having a computer on hand, it’s not bad.”

“It’s much worse.” Jessica said:

They have ten heads, but none of you have as much hair, so you’re ashamed to say your skills it is good?

”

Uh…

It’s a fucking reason that people can’t refute.

“There’s something you may not know, I’m a wig. When I was three years old, I was bald because of my super high computer skills. There are no roots left, so the ability is still there.

“Jessica, don’t talk nonsense with him, just drive away.” Carson, who was standing beside him, said.

“I think I can give him a chance.” Jessica smiled and said, “This person is a bit special.”

“What’s so special? Why didn’t I see it?”

“He’s so handsome.”

Carson: …

Lin Yi Holding Jessica’s hand, “No wonder you can be the secretary to the president. Your ability is really good, unlike your colleague who is blind at a young age.”

“What are you talking about!”

“Okay, don’t. Say it.”

Carson was about to get angry, but was stopped by Jessica, and said to Lin Yi, “Can you let go of your hand?” “Um… sorry, I

have

an occupational disease.”

I regret what I just said.

Which IT engineer, occupational disease is to touch other people’s hands!

Are my hands as long as a keyboard and mouse?

“In view of your special situation, I need to do a simple assessment for you.” Jessica said,

“Only after passing the assessment, I will hand over the entry materials for you.”

“Of course there’s no problem.” Lin Yi said, “Where is the assessment?”

“Our work system is relatively simple, there are not so many rules, you can just find any place.” Jessica said, “How is the sofa over there?”

“The sofa is fine, I’m familiar with this place.”

Jessica: ?

?

?

Listen to how weird this is.

Seeing Jessica and Carson sit down on the sofa with Lin Yi, and even put out the computer, many people cast curious glances.

“Hey, Carson, is he your friend? What’s this for? Is it writing code here?”

It was a little white guy who was older, in his mid-thirties, but bald.

Carson smiled, “This guy is here to apply for the executive vice president, and he said he has the ability to improve the fluency and stability of the operating system by improving the computing power of the chip. UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com You said Are you serious?”

“Haha, my God, the youngest vice president in our company is over 40 years old, and at his age, he may not even be comparable to a junior engineer.”

“I don’t know. But he did say so, so I’m here to see the fun.”

“It’s not right for you two to do this.” A black man said:

“Is it because he is from China, give him an exception? Like this Man, we should just drive him away.”

“We wanted to drive him away too, but he stayed here shamelessly, and I couldn’t help it.” Carson said with a shrug.

“Does he think that if he has some skills, he is very good?” The black brother exaggeratedly said:

“I buy Karma, did I make a mistake, this is Microsoft, and even those doctors from famous universities will not work here. ”

Then I don’t know. If he wants to try, just give him a chance, let him know how small he is, and then he will go away.” Carson said.

“Hey, I’ve lost my affection for this bragging person.”

Seeing that more and more people were gathered around, Jessica frowned and said,

“Let’s start, don’t waste time.”

Lin Yi opened it.

Jessica borrowed the computer, and said casually:

“I think it’s better for you to call someone who is better. I’m afraid that the code you write will not be understood by them.”

[End of this Chapter]