I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week - Chapter 247

[Chapter two hundred and forty fifth: a little story about dinner]

Chapter 245 Little

Story

of

Dinner

“One day, an elephant was pulling the papa on the grass. After pulling the papa, he found that there was no paper. A little white rabbit just came. The elephant said, “Little white rabbit, are you shedding hair? The little white rabbit can’t say it.” , and then the elephant wiped its butt with the little white rabbit.”

“It’s disgusting, you can’t talk about anything else.”

“Don’t worry, I haven’t finished talking yet.” Lin Yi said,

“The next day, big The elephant was eating. After eating, he found that there was no paper to wipe his mouth. A little black rabbit just happened to be next to him. The elephant asked, “Little black rabbit, are you shedding hair? The little black rabbit can’t tell, and then the elephant I

wiped my mouth with the little black rabbit.”

“Then the little black rabbit said, Tie Zi, I’m the little white rabbit from yesterday.” “Ah—

!”

“Lin Yi, you are so disgusting, you won’t let me eat!

Ji Qingyan had the urge to go crazy, she just hated that her legs weren’t long enough, otherwise she would have kicked him away

.

“Didn’t I help you lose weight?” Lin Yi smiled and said, “Do you have any appetite now?” “I’m going to

be sick to death.” Ji Qingyan said, “Don’t eat, don’t eat.”

“You Look, the effect is achieved.”

“If I don’t eat it, you can’t eat it either. I’ll take it easy for a while, and then I can eat it.”

“I even took out the trump card, but you can still eat it? You belong to an elephant. Is it?”

“Lin Yi, I’ll kill you!”

Ji Qingyan rushed over angrily and pressed Lin Yi onto the sofa.

“Dare to follow me? Believe it or not, I will scratch your feet.”

“I’m wearing my shoes today, and you can’t take them off.”

“Then I’ll change the place.”

“I’m not ticklish in other places, so

your trick won’t work.”

Squeak-

“Senior sister…”

The door of the office, in the Pushed away at this time, time seemed to stand still at this moment.

“I, am I here at the wrong time?” He Yuanyuan asked tentatively.

“Don’t get me wrong, it’s not what you think.” Ji Qingyan explained in a panic, her face like a ripe peach.

It’s not even one point, why did she come.

So embarrassing.

“Senior sister, don’t worry, you explain slowly, I’m listening.” He Yuanyuan said: “I really want to know, besides applauding for love, what else can I use this pose.”

“What’s the matter with you!”

Lin Yi roared, “You’re such an adult, why don’t you wink at all, hurry up and come back in two hours!”

“Two hours?”

He Yuanyuan stared, “Boss cow, I’ll leave now. ”

What are you going to do? Just stay here!” Ji Qingyan said.

“It’s not good.” Lin Yi said with difficulty.

“What’s wrong!”

“It’s mainly two at a time, I’m afraid my body won’t be able to bear it.”

“Hmm?”

Ji Qingyan was stunned for a moment, and then she understood what Lin Yi meant.

“Lin Yi, if you’re talking nonsense, I’ll strangle you to death.” Ji Qingyan said angrily, “Get up, what are you doing lying down.”

“Uh, okay.”

“Hey, it’s so sour. We’ve known each other for so many years, but this is the first time I’ve seen a senior sister wearing a jersey. Boss, you are really beautiful

.”

“It’s all drizzling?”

He Yuanyuan showed the expression of someone who came over, as if she was saying, I know everything.

“That’s right, it’s nothing.”

He Yuanyuan smiled ambiguous, “Since Senior Sister won’t let me go, I won’t go, just in time for lunch.”

He Yuanyuan was rude this time.

Pick up the chopsticks and eat straight away.

Ji Qingyan was unhappy, this was made for me after begging for a long time, how could you eat it!

Thinking of this, Ji Qingyan took the mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to Lin Yi.

Ji Qingyan: “Go tell Yuanyuan a story.”

Lin Yi: “Hmm? What story?”

Ji Qingyan: “The story of the little white rabbit and the elephant.”

Lin Yi: “Tell her this .

What’s the story for?”

Ji Qingyan: “If you let her eat all the food you cooked for me, then what should I eat? I can’t let her take advantage.”

Lin Yi: “What’s the matter, she didn’t do it before. Did you eat it once, and you didn’t say anything.”

Ji Qingyan: “Isn’t that the first time, just eat it once, I haven’t eaten it a few times yet.”

Lin Yi:?

?

?

What kind of mentality is this!

Ji Qingyan: “Go quickly.”

Under Ji Qingyan’s coercion and temptation, Lin Yi coughed a few times and said,

“Yuanyuan, how about I tell you a little story about dinner.”

“Okay, it just so happens that I can eat more.” He Yuanyuan said.

“The story goes like this, there used to be an elephant on the grassland…”

“Haha…”

He Yuanyuan burst into laughter at the beginning of the story, making Lin Yi stunned.

I haven’t started the lecture yet. Are you laughing?

“Boss, is the story you want to tell the story of an elephant holding a little white rabbit to wipe his ass?”

“How did you know?”

“I’ve heard it before.” He Yuanyuan said while eating, not affected at all. .

“There’s a follow-up.” Lin Yi said, “I’ll tell you next.”

“I also know about the latter. I wiped my mouth with the little black rabbit the next day, isn’t that so?”

“You already know this. ”

Yes.” He Yuanyuan said with a piece of spare ribs:

“There is still a third paragraph in this story. On the third day, a little hedgehog came, and the elephant took it to pick its teeth. The little squirrel said, I am the little one the day before yesterday. White Rabbit.”

”

Ouch—” Before He Yuanyuan could explain why the little white rabbit turned into a hedgehog, Ji Qingyan couldn’t take it anymore.

Rush to the bathroom and retched.

When she came out, her face was pale, looking at the four dishes and one soup on the table, she couldn’t eat anymore.

“Senior sister, why did you vomit?!” He Yuanyuan was stunned, “Isn’t it a joy? Didn’t you say that the two of you are innocent? Can something happen to you?”

“What’s the joy, you know what you’re talking about? How disgusting the story is.”

“Is it disgusting? Isn’t this a little story about dinner? Why do you take it seriously.”

After speaking, He Yuanyuan ate a piece of pork ribs with relish, not to mention how fragrant it was.

Ji Qingyan: …

I have the heart to want to die.

Lin Yi, like He Yuanyuan, was not affected in the slightest and ate lunch very smoothly.

On the other hand, Ji Qingyan, the instigator who was eager to try, didn’t take a single bite.

After the meal, He Yuanyuan took the initiative to clean up the meal waste to the kitchen, and then returned to the office.

“Aren’t you going to talk about investment, let’s start now.” Lin Yi said.

Because there is something serious to talk about, but everyone’s eyes are straight.

“The formalities of Lingyun Capital have been completed, and it can officially start operation in the near future.” He Yuanyuan turned over the documents in her hand and said,

“Besides, the Foundation’s interview will start tomorrow. You, the big boss behind the scenes, would you like to come and see? Take a look?”

“I don’t look at the process, I just look at the results. You and Lao Qi can check this matter.” Lin Yi said,

“I’ll give you 1 billion in the past, and UU reading www.sonicmtl.com will be used for this. In the operation of the foundation, the assistance plan will focus on orphanages first, and then radiate to the impoverished mountainous areas of the country.”

“I have something to say.” Ji Qingyan interjected:

“I think now, the business of Lingyun Group should be used as the basis. Lord, the foundation is the supplement, investing all the money into the foundation is likely to affect the development of other businesses of the company, we can only do our best and do what we can when we do charity.”

Six more!

I’m going to apply for a household registration for my child tomorrow, and I’m going back to Harbin.

I’ll try my best to update things, don’t worry.

The weather is hot, pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling.

I also wish the disaster in the south to end soon.

Thanks to book friends【looking】【Muge】for the rewarded book coins, thank you.

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