How I Became the Emperor - Chapter 1103

[1103. Chapter 1103 Three magic weapons to make women laugh]

Xuannv has always been unreliable, but when it comes to painting skills, she is still top-notch.

Lu Gan hesitated for a moment and nodded: “Okay, let’s go, but don’t act recklessly. After all, that saint is a member of the painting saint family, and behind her is a painting saint who is one of the saints. It would be bad if she offends her.

“Your Majesty, don’t worry!”

Xuan

Nu patted her chest.

Then, he flew out and landed on the stage.

At this time, the huge white tiger on the mural had disappeared, and it was blank again.

Xuannv seemed to be confident. She turned around and asked with great confidence: “Miss Sun, as long as I complete this mural, I don’t care if you are happy! But I don’t know if this is in compliance with the rules?”

“Okay.

” The graceful painting saint in green clothes smiled lightly.

“That’s good!”

Xuannv raised her jade hand, golden light flickered across her palm, and the flower-making pen immediately appeared.

Then, she touched the golden flame plum mark between her eyebrows.

Buzz.

A circle of golden light emanated from her body, covering the entire stage, blocking out everyone’s prying eyes.

Witnessing this scene, Lu Gan couldn’t help but raise his brows, wondering in his heart: “What kind of trick is this guy doing?”

Others couldn’t help but feel a bit of surprise on their faces.

However, no one made a move to break the golden light and waited quietly.

After a moment, suddenly, a chuckle came from the golden light.

This… is the sound of painting the poems and paintings of Saint Saint Sun!

When everyone heard this, they couldn’t help but look surprised.

The next moment, there was a bang, and the golden light dispersed, revealing the figures of Xuannv and Sun Shihua. Looking carefully, Sun Shihua’s eyes were crooked and he was covering his mouth and laughing softly.

The mural has been restored to a blank.

I couldn’t see what I just drew.

“Your Majesty, it’s done! Let’s go to the bridal chamber!”

Xuannv flew back, like a victorious general, and waved her hand with great generosity.

“…”

Lu

Gan glanced at Sun Shihua. Although he was a little happy, he was still a little curious. He sent a message and asked: “What did you just draw?”

They all cast the same curious look.

“Secret!”

Xuannv smiled mysteriously.

Everyone: “…”

“Fellow Taoists, you can go up to the fifth floor and prepare to participate in the third level.” At this time, Sun Shihua’s voice came over, with a trace of smile still on his face.

“Then let’s go.”

After hearing this, Lu Gan stood up and led Yun Luo, Xuan Nu, and Shen Zishuang out and up the stairs.

Under the leadership of the beautiful maid just now, several people went up to the fifth floor and entered a wing decorated with elegant fragrance.

“Fellow Taoists, please wait for a moment. Miss Sun will come up in a moment.”

The beautiful maid said, bowed and retreated, closing the door.

Buzz.

The ban in the wing room is activated and the light shines over it.

“Sister Xuannv, what on earth did you draw just now?” Shen Zishuang couldn’t help but asked curiously as soon as the others left.

“It’s just a portrait of His Majesty lying on his side.”

Xuan Nu sat down carelessly, grabbed the wine bottle and cup from the table, and started pouring wine.

“That’s it?”

Shen Zishuang and Yun Luo were stunned.

Lu Gan couldn’t help but frowned: “No, how can a portrait of a woman lying on her side make a beauty smile? This portrait of yours shouldn’t be without clothes, right?”

“Of course you are! It’s just that His Majesty’s face is facing That white deer’s tail, and then I drew a bunch of farts behind the white deer’s butt, and it fell on your face. As soon as I finished drawing, the saint Sun Shihua laughed! Awesome?”

Xuan Nu smiled proudly.

“…Is this what you call Bao Ying?”

Lu Qian was speechless.

Shen Zishuang and Yun Luo also looked at each other.

“Of course! Regardless of whether you are a man, a woman, an old person or a child, the jokes about peeing and peeing are all the same! That Sun Shihua is a saint, not a stone girl. She still smiles when she sees peeing and peeing. No painting skills are needed at all! In terms of painting skills, , among the descendants of the Painting Sage, there is no need for Sun Shihua to come to the ancient city of Confucian Sage to meet friends! This Miss Sun originally wanted to find her husband!”

Xuannv seemed to have seen through everything! .

“…”

Lu Qian had nothing to say.

Sure enough, women understand women best.

“Hehe, Your Majesty, I forgot to mention it just now. When I draw people, I usually draw the clothes last, so…that Sun Shihua can be regarded as someone who has seen your body. Wait, you can ask her directly. Just be responsible for her! In this way, you can get the beauty back!”

At this time, Xuannv smiled proudly and showed a proud look as if she was about to praise me.

“…You are acting like a hooligan!”

Lu Gan shook his head helplessly.

His hunch was indeed right! This mysterious girl is really unreliable!

When Xuannv heard this, she immediately shook her head and said: “Your Majesty, you are wrong. In the eyes of our painters, when the painting is started, it is calm and calm, no matter how beautiful the body is, it is just a red and pink skull. If that Sun Shihua is like I don’t like you, even if I look at your body, it doesn’t matter.”

Hearing what she said, Lu Qian had the urge to become a painter.

“That’s wrong!”

Suddenly, he thought of a question: “If Sun Shihua is looking for a husband who is compatible with his soul, then the first test is about eyesight, the second test is about wisdom, and the third test is about wisdom. What is it?”

“Will it be a financial test?”

Shen Zishuang asked with big black eyes.

It’s over, this guy has become a money addict.

Lu Gan shook his head and replied: “No, she is in charge of the Holy Painting Brush and has a respected status in the Painting Holy Clan.

She will never be short of fairy stones.” “Is it possible that the test is character?”

Yun Luo circled her green and green fingers. His ears and temples were covered with green hair, and he said in a crisp voice.

Xuannv pondered for a moment, her eyes lit up, and she said decisively: “I think the third level test should be about endurance!”

Suddenly, several eyes were on her.

Xuannv smiled calmly: “Where are you thinking? I’m talking about the endurance to withstand women’s nonsense. That Sun Shihua is a saint. She is usually aloof and supported by a bunch of people. She must be a little arrogant and self-centered. Generally speaking, men can’t stand a bad temper, so she should find a husband who can tolerate her own actions and nonsense, and who is compatible with her soul. “

This makes some sense.

Lu Gan nodded and was about to say something when his heart suddenly jumped and he sensed something.

It’s a wave of emotion!

Someone!

Without saying a word, Lu Gan directly started the talent scan. Amidst a domineering “My, mine, all mine” special effect sound, there were two dings, and the system prompt rang in his mind:

“Ding, you have discovered the formation type. Talent, alchemy type talent, internal affairs type talent, military type talent Sun Shihua. Realm, Daluo Jinxian. “

“Ding, you found formation type talent, alchemy type talent, internal affairs type talent, military type talent Sun Shengjun. Emperor. “

…

Sun Shihua is actually eavesdropping? !

Is there an Immortal Emperor waiting nearby?

Lu Qian’s heart skipped a beat, but he remained calm and frowned as he said, “That shouldn’t be the case. That saint is gentle and dignified, like the bright moon in the water, so beautiful and moving, and her every move exudes a gorgeous temperament that has been well read in poetry. She is like a lady who stepped out of a painting of a lady, but she doesn’t look like someone who can act or lose her temper.”

When Xuan Nu heard this, she was stunned for a moment, then she immediately reacted and nodded: “Your Majesty is right! “

Yun Luo on the side had a clear understanding: “Indeed, although the girl Sun Shihua has not said a few words since her appearance, her graceful and graceful lotus-like temperament is indeed endearing.”

“Then… Your Majesty, Do you want to include her in the harem?”

Shen Zishuang asked worriedly.

“Haha, if you can, of course it is good. Such a beauty must be Hui Zhilan Xin, Bingxue is smart, and I will be lucky to marry her as my confidante.”

Lu Gan said with a smile.

In an instant, Shen Zishuang, Yun Luo, and Xuan Nu glanced at her with meaningful glances, obviously feeling that he was taking the opportunity to speak his mind.

The next moment, Xuannv rolled her eyes and asked with a smile: “Your Majesty, if she is willing to marry you, but the condition is to pamper her alone and divorce us, what will you do?”

“This…”

Lu Qian He pondered.

Everyone’s eyes couldn’t help but fall on his face.

After a moment, Lu Qian raised his head, smiled calmly, and said his answer: “I know… how to cook rice. Then, I want them all!”

“Bah! Scumbag!”

In an instant, a clear and ethereal voice sounded. got up.

(End of chapter)