Great Tang Idyll - Chapter 929

[Chapter 554]

Zhang Xiaobao looked around, except for the sergeant in front, the other three sides were all walls, and whispered, “Okay, I also write songs.”

Read the title.

It has to be written according to the title. If the text is not on the topic, it is too ugly. Li Longji can’t laugh when he sees it?

I have been fighting since I was a child, and after so many years of fighting, I have always had the upper hand, and I can’t make him laugh at anything.

Zhang Xiaobao is not at all worried that the officials who sentenced the papers will not dare to hand over their papers to Li Longji. If they really fail the first round, it is estimated that Li Longji will find a way to put the officials who have been sentenced in prison, and then open another winter. That is to take the imperial examination again, in winter.

In the magical world, anything is possible, isn’t it, it’s normal to take another test in winter.

Zhang Xiaobao put his eyes on the paper and saw that it was written ‘Chao Wendao, you can die in the evening.

Dao can be Dao, very Dao, I know words, I am good at raising, and I have great spirit.

‘

At a glance, Zhang Xiaobao was stunned.

Putting his mouth on the edge of the board: “Wife, do you see it, he’s the ****, who made the question? The Analects, Lao Tzu, Mencius, as for three people in one sentence?”

“You let others hear it, not teaching Anyone else? Don’t talk about it, and I’ll let someone kick you out, so you can wait until next year’s spring festival.” Wang Juan really can’t do anything about Zhang Xiaobao, the examination room, can’t you be serious?

“Who heard it? Who dares to push me?” Zhang Xiaobao was really bored. He thought the imperial examination was difficult, but it turned out to be a fill-in-the-blank question, five discussion questions, and a poem and a fu. What is this?

The sergeants in charge of ‘proctoring’ Zhang Xiaobao and Wang Juan continue to be deaf and dazzled, the gods quarrel, and have nothing to do with mortals.

“Wife, don’t write too fast, take your time, I regret it, let Xiaobei and the others participate, except for the writing, it is almost impossible to make it into the top 100. Wife, your poem is Cheek rhyme or flat rhyme?”

Zhang Xiaobao continued to babble.

“Zeyun, Xiaobei can’t memorize so many books, do you want Xiaoyuan to help you cheat? Even if the question is just right, so what if you pass the exam? You said it yourself, let them learn and have fun while having fun. Growing up in middle school

,

what would we do if you didn’t make a name

Speechless.

“Okay, okay, I’ll write, right? I’m Pingyun, no one can say that I copied your cheating.

” Zhang Xiaobao turned around, did not write, but fell into contemplation.

In the same way, Wang Juan didn’t write it. It wasn’t that he couldn’t, but he suddenly lost interest. The imperial examinations were too simple. No wonder that as long as someone participated in the Jianjia Academy, they would definitely be admitted, not because of their reputation, but because of the different education methods they received.

It took two people an hour and a half, or three hours, to be separated by the plank.

The morning started at 7:00, plus Zhang Xiaobao and Wang Juan finished filling in the blanks, and then talked nonsense.

Zhang Xiaobao waited for a while, raised his hand to continue knocking on the board, and suddenly found that there was a gap in the board that was wrong. After observing the gap, he actually found something interesting.

With a ‘whoosh’, Zhang Xiaobao came to open the wooden board between the two, which startled Wang Juan.

“Shh~” Zhang Xiaobao raised a finger and put it in front of his mouth: “We can pull it apart, it looks like Li… The emperor was afraid that we would be lonely, so he deliberately arranged for someone to do it.”

Wang Juan ignored Zhang Xiaobao, He

began to look at the board carefully and nodded: “The workmanship is very fine.”

“It’s okay.” Zhang Xiaobao agreed.

“How did you find out?” Wang Juan wondered.

“You underestimate me, don’t you, what did I do in the past, I can’t find the money I hide? Passbooks, real estate certificates, notepads, anonymous bank cards with six zeros as passwords, don’t turn them out, I Threatening who to go? What am I spending?

When you have twenty-four full-view surveillance cameras in your community, four gates and three mobile security guards, I can’t do anything about it?

I’m almost not qualified to be your husband, right?

”

Zhang Xiaobao touched the wooden board, and said to Wang Juan with an expression that I couldn’t see until I saw a ghost.

Wang Juan laughed and looked at Zhang Xiaobao with a sigh of relief. She was really satisfied with having a husband like Zhang Xiaobao

. She didn’t come here with Zhang Xiaobao, and Zhang Xiaobao was terminally ill at that time. She felt that through understanding, she might get a sum of money that Zhang Xiaobao was willing to pay. After locking Zhang Xiaobao in, she could get him out through other means. Be with him.

“I know, you were a thief in the beginning, and the officials who were stolen didn’t dare to report the crime. You specifically picked the big fish, and you dared to steal the house of the secretary of the Provincial Political and Legal Committee, but he mobilized people to arrest you. , The case investigator who is said to have never missed a shot, seeing you flying from floor to floor, had to declare that the arrest failed, and then the secretary went to the CPPCC.

Wang Juan helped Zhang Xiaobao with the proof. Zhang Xiaobao disagreed:

”

It’s useless to live in the provincial party committee compound. Usually no one will stare at the monitor. I put a cannonball somewhere else. When it rings, you can still keep your eyes on the monitor. ?

I took the opportunity and passed by. You can check it again. It is the historical record after the theft. I have long since disappeared.

”

“I can.”

“Wang Juan said in a fit of anger.

“Can you?”

Unless your monitor is ringing, you’re staring at it, wondering why it’s ringing.

”

“You go back to me, I’m not getting along with you.”

“Wang Juan pushed Zhang Xiaobao’s head hard.

“You can, can you still not? I was wrong. When you were practicing, the cannons went off endlessly. Don’t you have to stare at the monitor? Then you go to be a security guard.” , a security guard with a military rank.

”

“Many security guards were originally in the military, local, you go back to write poetry, flat rhyme, don’t affect me.”

“Wang Juan continued to push Zhang Xiaobao.

Zhang Xiaobao insisted: “Don’t, don’t, this time there are a lot of current affairs, it’s not easy for them to answer, the exam time is two days, I’m staying here tonight, don’t worry, don’t worry, what do you have for lunch? Shall I make it for you? Do you want to eat pot-wrapped meat? Or braise forest frogs with sauce?”

Wang Juan finally relaxed and lowered his head to think, “I want to eat casserole.”

“No problem, beef brisket and potatoes? Beef stewed with radish Chicken

stewed

with mushrooms? Pine mushrooms. Small cabbage ribs? Cod tofu? Dog meat?

Kidney beans are string beans. I will make you a rotten stew, first make a braised pork, then put kidney beans, potatoes, eggplants and simmer together, as well as peppers and tomatoes, and then mix two cold dishes for you, and you’re done. Eat rice, okay?”

Zhang Xiaobao opened his mouth and came out in a row.

Wang Juan frowned: “Why is it stewed?”

“Sister, it’s not that I want to stew, but you want to eat casserole. Brother, I will come with you. You can find me a casserole that is not stewed. Learn.” Zhang Xiaobao spread his hands.

“Then I want to eat Buddha jumping over the wall.” Wang Juan gambled.

“There’s no time, you’ll eat it tomorrow? I’ll have someone prepare it today, and there just happens to be bear paws. I took it from Li Longji in the zoo, and I don’t plan to give it back to him.” Zhang Xiaobao didn’t care about anything for his wife.

Wang Juan bit her lip: “I’ve eaten it once, but I don’t have bear’s paws, and it’s very laborious.”

“Sister, where did you eat Buddha Jumping Over the Wall? Let’s not be restricted by the form, okay? Just a few words, fresh, tender, numb, smoked, sandy, slippery, sweet, fragrant.

Why does it have such a taste? Because of the ingredients, the ingredients are not put together, and the ingredients for each taste are cooked according to the The time of penetration is different, and this is the feeling when it comes out. In fact, I don’t want to eat this thing. I don’t want to say that after making it, there is a certain amount of toxins in it.

Let me tell you this, I don’t need to put as many ingredients as others have introduced. As long as I have enough seasonings, I can simmer any piece of meat for you to achieve the same effect.

It sounds scary, what is there? It is nothing more than the freshness of seafood, the tenderness of bamboo shoots, the sweetness of rock sugar, the smoothness of shark fins, the sandy liver, the smoked ham, the hemp of rice wine, the fragrance of meat, and other ingredients. is the corresponding effect.

Zhang Xiaobao pursued the essence and told the truth.

”

But the things made by others seem to be transparent, and they will feel cold when they are cold.

“Wang Juan has not eaten too much. Others need to make reservations, but she does not.

“I use caustic soda, which is more transparent, and it is not easy to freeze. You stew fish, make meat, all have frozen, and I will get you some more. Starch and alum, as much jelly as you want, I’ll make it for you.

So, don’t listen to what they say, what my brother makes for you is the real good thing. Many ingredients in Buddha Jumps Over the Wall are suitable for the occasion. If I were the person who made Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, I would definitely feel that my ingredients are too few. , not enough.

Buddha Jumps Over the Wall is a popular household in the diet. It is the same as the rotten stew I made for you. The rotten stew is mainly meaty and hard to find, so there is only one braised pork, so it is mainly vegetarian, like pearl jade and white jade soup.

People with poor craftsmanship win with ingredients. Look at the dishes I usually cook for Xiaobei. Do I need to put a lot of seasonings and ingredients?

It’s a fried egg, and it has its own style.

Why are French steak and Italian pasta so classic?

Just because they’re simple, I can make them any flavor I want, steak is beef, wine and salt in my eyes, and macaroni is just tender and smooth.

I’ll make you a steamed bear’s paw when I look back, just add some salt and mushrooms, it’s just fresh and smooth, with a little toughness, what else?

Eat raw shrimp and clams, do you want me to put a hundred kinds of seasonings on you?

Why use overnight rice for fried rice?

The toughness is that there is less water in the rice grains. I use freshly steamed Northeast rice and bake it in a microwave oven. You leaven it.

”

Listening to Zhang Xiaobao talking about how to cook in the exam room, Wang Juan smiled, sweetly and happily: “Xiaobao, why are you different from others?”

“Because I am not someone else, I am Zhang Xiaobao, many The president of the country attaches great importance to me, but I don’t attach importance to them, because the president can be changed, Zhang Xiaobao is the only one, what do you have for lunch?” Zhang Xiaobao returned the topic again.

“What do you think?” Wang Juan became shy.

“How did I know you.” Zhang Xiaobao was very helpless.

“Let’s simmer, give you a chance to reconcile the ingredients, put less pepper.”

“I know, green peppers, that is, bell peppers, have not been cultivated yet.”

“Do you understand how bell peppers are cultivated?”

“As the name suggests, a hybrid of tomatoes and peppers. ”

Got it, do it quickly, I’m hungry.” Wang Juan used language to express who has the final say in the family.

“Don’t betray me, I’ll wait for five minutes, what can you do, afraid of you? Come on, go to Zhuangyuan Building to get something for me, five minutes late, oh, a quarter of an hour.” Zhang Xiaobao couldn’t believe it. back to family dominance.

Wang Juan pursed her lips and smiled: “Husband, are you and your concubine angry? You have to be delayed by five minutes.”

“No, I’m afraid they accidentally broke the tomatoes. I made it fast, so I’ll set it on fire, and it won’t be delayed. It’s okay, you can see.” Zhang Xiaobao started to burn with a sense of achievement belonging to a man, and it was just simmering, when I can’t do it?

So, when it was almost noon, the other candidates were eating better boxed lunches than many people usually eat. Zhang Xiaobao and Wang Juan stood in front of the casserole, sizzling hot, and eating rotten stew.

That incense made other candidates feel resentful. Even if they smelled the smell of rotten stew, they were not happy that Zhang Xiaobao didn’t charge them.

Finally, a candidate next door couldn’t help it, stretched his neck and stuck his head out, and asked, “Why didn’t Zhuangyuan Building come to cook?”

Zhang Xiaobao stopped his chopsticks and raised his head: “Zhuangyuan Building has no shortage of opportunities for this advertisement. Go back and ask someone to kick you out.”

The candidate was very self-aware and did not think he had the strength to compete with Zhang Xiaobao’s authority, so he shrugged his head. Go back and continue to eat lunch.

Zhang Xiaobao shook his head helplessly, and said to Wang Juan, “Humans, sex is really uncontrollable, and it will never end.”

“Without sex, how can society develop? Human beings rely on sex to defeat other animals. Don’t you invite the examiner to come and eat together?” Wang Juan remembered that he didn’t invite anyone after he was half full.

“We’re taking an exam, don’t affect the discipline in the exam room.” Zhang Xiaobao said to Wang Juan with a piece of scallion oil and dry tofu mixed with chopsticks.

Wang Juan put a piece of braised pork into his mouth, and said in a vague voice: “Don’t tell me about the discipline in the examination room, if you don’t destroy it, you will naturally have discipline.”

“It doesn’t matter if you destroy it or not. It’s so disappointing.” When Zhang Xiaobao thought about the exam questions, he began to feel helpless again.

Wang Juan did not make a sound for a while, took a small spoon and scooped the soup into the pot to drink.

Zhang Xiaobao also became silent, bowing his head and eating fiercely.

Both have their own thoughts.

“Why?” After a while, Zhang Xiaobao stopped his chopsticks, looked outside, seemed to be talking to himself, and seemed to be asking Wang Juan.

“Because, we are used to 12 years of compulsory education, we are used to not having a good job after graduating from university, and we are used to having a lot of master’s and doctoral degrees.

I didn’t think about it before, but I only occasionally felt a little bit about why we should carry out such a long period of education. , and then lose the opportunity to obtain more survival resources, the state does not give any preferential treatment to the educated.”

Wang Juan also muttered.

Zhang Xiaobao turned around, picked up the cucumber strips in the Northeast dish with sauce, and bit a piece of it with his hands, saying, “I know now?”

“I know.” Wang Juan nodded.

“Actually, the country has never thought about letting the people of the country widen the distance from the people of the same country through education, because everyone is learning, but to widen the gap between one society and another society, or not to let others. The country puts more knowledge on the basics.

I think now, if we can bring in a batch of graduates from a certain university who have studied hard, from the whole department, that is, tourism, minerals, physics, chemistry and other disciplines, all of them, Then compared with the outstanding people of the same age in Datang, the people of Datang will be stomped on their feet.

This gap can kill the country, just like Li Longji is always afraid of the country that can hit Chang’an from six states. The same, so the original purpose of education for all is not to increase the competitive advantage among people in the country, but to keep the race alive.”

When Wang Juan said this, he thought about why the emperor was willing to give officials’ children a shadow, because Children of officials are educated differently from children of civilians.

Without endless paper, without a lot of pen and ink, without a lot of books, without good teachers, without…

So ten years of hard study in a cold window sounded beautiful, but it was far less than the nine-year compulsory education with all the conditions, let alone the 12-year compulsory education she had at that time.

In Datang, a child who is willing to learn, he wants to learn, but there is no more communication channels. Before he and Xiaobao came, before a large number of books were printed, he could get a book. He was willing to give him a little more time. He copied it down.

Can it be replaced by yourself and Xiaobao?

You can find free libraries at will, even a stall that sells books and rents books. You don’t buy or rent books when you go there. You only read, and few people will chase you away.

A child in the sixth grade of elementary school, who just came into contact with one-dimensional linear equations, was walking on the street and couldn’t think of a question. He grabbed a random person, even a passerby or a waiter who sold goods, and asked him, as long as the other party If you have the time and the mood, you will teach him.

Because it’s too simple, as long as anyone older than him will.

But what about here?

You just ask anyone, just kidding.

What’s more, there is also the Internet. A question on the Analects of Confucius will not work. Many people will teach you, and there are several answers for you to choose.

Thinking of this, Wang Juan muttered again: “The real scary thing is not knowledge, but turning knowledge into common sense used in life. When a person is not feeling well, he will naturally make self-judgment and take corresponding medicine. , treat yourself well.

When a place is hit by disasters and floods are raging, when people know to drink boiled water, when a person has diarrhea and naturally knows how to supplement salt, when encountering foggy weather, they will immediately wear masks and try not to go out. Time.

This way of turning knowledge into instinctive common sense is the real national heritage.”

Zhang Xiaobao took over the words: “That’s why we think the imperial examination questions are simple, because you have always taught me, and I have always taught Xiaobei and the others. It is common sense that you and I take for granted, but it is far higher than the education system of Datang.”

“Yes, Xiaobao, I have decided, I want to rebuild the education system of Datang.” Wang Juan waved his fist , an ambitious look.

“But it’s difficult.” Zhang Xiaobao has not dared to say that he has built a financial system.

“It’s not difficult to tell you?”

“It’s not difficult for you to tell me?”

“It’s better for two people to be difficult than one.”

“Just tell me what you want me to do.”

“Your fame, My reputation, as well as our money, I want to build a university, the whole system, hire teachers, recruit students, no one is allowed to make trouble, and for a period of time, no political factors are allowed to be involved.”

Wang Juan clipped it .

A piece of eggplant, chewed hard, and treated like a mess.

Zhang Xiaobao put a piece of charcoal under the casserole again, picked up the roll and fanned it in the air dozens of times, and took two deep breaths.

Seeing Zhang Xiaobao’s actions, Wang Juan said, “Look, you don’t need to be reminded deliberately, you know you are worried about carbon monoxide poisoning. This is the power of knowledge.”

“Okay, don’t talk about this, I support you, will you be good when we finish the martial arts exam? I’ll find a way for you, isn’t it just building a university, the whole department, looking for students and teachers, so that others won’t make trouble , to drive away all political factors, it’s simple.”

Zhang Xiaobao raised his hand, expressing his acceptance, indicating that Wang Juan does not need to continue lobbying.

“Simple, you can say it now.” Wang Juan insisted on getting an answer that would make her happy.

Zhang Xiaobao was a little helpless: “What you said is easy for me to accomplish, but I can’t just spend money without making money, if I want to make money from it, I must spend a lot of time and effort until the martial arts are over. ”

You, you really are Zhang Xiaobao. You refuse to take any loss. What are you going to do?” Wang Juan was about to say that Zhang Xiaobao was greedy for money, when he saw Zhang Xiaobao beckoning to the sergeant outside and asked in confusion.

“I want a few papers, I’ll take a look. We’ve been studying for years, and it’s too contemptible to only answer one of the jinshi subjects.” Zhang Xiaobao said when the sergeant approached.

“Master Zhang, what are your orders?” The sergeant responded quickly this time. When Zhang Xiaobao waved to him, his eyesight and deafness were not lost.

Zhang Xiaobao pointed to the left and right: “I want a few papers, Mingjing, Mingfa, Mingji, and Mingshu. Give me all of them. Oh, two sets, and Lord Wang also needs one.”

Sergeant Nodding, turning around, Zhang Xiaobao turned around, saw Wang Juan’s puzzled look, and said, “When you take the university entrance exam, in two days, do you only take one fill-in-the-blank question, write one poem, one essay, and five discussions. question?”

Wang Juan shook his head vigorously: “How can such a good thing happen? Jinshike, I think two hours should be given to answer the question. This is because the writing speed with a brush is slower than that with a pen, otherwise, ninety minutes is enough. already.”.

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[End of this Chapter]