Gamers Are Fierce - Chapter 654

[Chapter 653 Puns]

It’s now!

The blue electric arc flashed in Li Ang’s hand, and the main gun removed from the Sentor tank

burst into flames. The gun barrel emitted fire and smoke. Flatbed truck.

“Huh?”

Cai asked, who was swaying back and forth like a boxer. Yu Guangshihuo locked the direction of the cannonball, stretched out the palm of the vegetable leaf and picked up a cabbage from the cabbage pitcher behind him, held it in his hand, and threw it violently!

The cabbage is far lighter than the watermelon shell, but the explosion damage is only slightly less than the latter.

With Cai Wen’s precise throw, the cabbage hit the high-explosive shell like a high-speed shot.

boom!

The two collided and exploded in an instant.

Vegetable leaves were flying and metal fragments were scattered. Cai Wen, who was standing at the front of the car, danced the fist wind tightly, perfectly shielding the vehicle under him and preventing it from being damaged by shrapnel.

In addition , this Chinese cabbage was perfected with boxing,

and still had the strength to twist its body, using its front teeth to precisely hold a poisoned crossbow arrow shot from a sinister angle, and with a “bah”, it was shot by the assassin. The arrow shot by Ezio Auditore spit on the ground, and the expression on the

vegetable’s face clearly conveyed the disdain of “This is it?”

I was actually… despised by a Chinese cabbage…

Ezio Auditore had a strange feeling of loss, shame, and embarrassment in his heart.

It felt like ten years of hard work, and confidently going to the college entrance examination. In the examination room, it was discovered that all the Zentraedi high school students with an IQ of over 300 were competing on the same stage.

“The ability of human beings is indeed limited…”

Ezio Auditore murmured with blank eyes: “If you want to survive in this world, you can only surpass humans…”

No one cared about the mental activities of this Italian brother named Assassin Writing Berserker, and everyone’s attention was focused on the barrel of the Stryker chariot.

Boom boom boom!

The gun poured out the ammunition, and all the five remaining high-explosive shells in the magazine flew off the barrel.

The crisis of life and death is imminent, and Dave, who has always been crazy, seems to have a flash of clarity in his eyes.

He shook the burlap fertilizer bag, took out the last energy bean, and slapped it on Cai Wen’s back.

“Ah Oil Good Malaysia!”

With Dave’s inexplicable roar, Cai Wen’s figure swelled again, and

the green boxing shadow that shattered everything once again appeared in the track,

whether it was attacking from the front Neither the shells of the enemy nor the sneak attacks from other convoys in the rear

could penetrate this layer of fist-wind barrier.

but.

Cai Wen’s complacent smile suddenly froze, and the Chinese cabbage suddenly found that when it was about to hit the last high-explosive shell,

the artillery deviates from the trajectory for no reason, like a straight line that suddenly fell, falling. He went down, rolled and fell to the ground.

“That’s it!”

Sheming Maruwen’s pupils shrank, and with his superhuman eyesight, he clearly saw that the last high-explosive projectile was abnormal.

A lot of translucent silk threads were stuck on the outside of

the shell, the metal shell at the bottom of the shell disappeared, and the charge inside was hollowed out, replaced by a bloated medium-sized insect with a sac filled with acid on its back.

It turned out to be the case. Sheming Maruwen knew

in his heart

that the gta5 NPC had released several strange insects before.

All insects arrive ahead of the track, where a net is woven with transparent silk threads.

When the vehicle and the first few shells pass by, the transparent net is lifted upwards.

When the last shell with special insects passes by, the transparent net is pulled down again, intercepting the shells and pulling them to the ground, just so that the shells are on Crazy Dave The bottom of the car

is also a dead spot for xenogeneic attacks.

boom!

The poison blaster worm burst instantly, and the strong acid liquid and shrapnel poured on the bottom of the flatbed truck, melting most of the chassis in an instant.

The three alien little green men in the cab of the truck only felt the body tremble, and screamed and turned the steering wheel, trying to stabilize the vehicle.

Unfortunately, these attempts were all in vain. The

acid corroded the fuel tank and completely leaked the oil After that, the rickety flatbed truck slowed down all the way, and finally hit a street light pole,

leaving behind the four drivers who were shouting in strange languages, as if they were on an encrypted call.

It worked.

The system prompt sounded in his ears,

and Li Ang on the roof of the Stryker chariot spit out a turbid breath, released his divine power, and recalled the soldier bee.

“How did you do it…” The

stunned witch just wanted to ask a question, and she consciously said that she was suspected of spying on her companion’s intelligence, and closed her mouth.

“It’s a bug, I added a bug.”

Li Ang explained solemnly: “This world is completely composed of data, so as long as you use bugs (bugs, computer loopholes), you can target them.”

“…” The

witch was silent for a while , still couldn’t help but opened his mouth and complained: “No, your English pun is too cold, isn’t it?”

“Is there? It’s okay.”

Li Ang grinned, “I read a book “How to Chat with the Opposite Sex” before, and the book said that adding some subtle puns when chatting can ease the embarrassing atmosphere and

create hilarious laughter . Incontinence joke.”

? ? ?

I would like to hear, what kind of jokes can make people laugh to incontinence.

The witch was full of grooves and couldn’t spit it out. On the other hand, she nodded at the sunset melting gold on the passenger seat, “Oh, I seem to have read that book, and there are detailed tutorials in it to teach you how to attract the attention of the opposite sex.

For example, in If you see a selfie posted by the other party, you will reply ‘This is you?’ If you

see a travel photo, you will reply ‘On the Internet?’ If

you see a photo of a shoe, you will reply ‘Fake?

‘ Date?’ When I saw the music I shared, I replied

‘Follow the trend?’ When

I saw the daily life, I replied, ‘That’s it? ‘ Don’t you feel embarrassed?’ In the long run, all the opposite sex in the circle of friends will pay special attention to you. Well… I originally wanted to try this, but there are not many girls in my circle of friends, or it is a micro-business advertising machine, Or the little girl who sells tea…” ? ? ? I think it’s more normal to be angry and then delete friends! Are you two watching “How to Chat with the Opposite Sex” or “How to Angry the Opposite Sex and Make It a Deadly Enemy”! The corner of the witch’s mouth twitched, and she decided not to continue to struggle on this topic. The Stryker chariot drove all the way forward, entered the narrow and steep roller coaster section, and picked up banana peels, red mushrooms, green turtle shells and other props.

However, given that they had just destroyed the car of Crazy Dave, the dark horse of the race, not many teams dared to drive alongside them

and drove down the roller coaster section without a hitch.

[End of this Chapter]