Gamers Are Fierce - Chapter 509
[Chapter 509 Yihong]
Bai Yongyan frowned and said, “If Brother Wei is afraid of the pain and doesn’t want to do anything, the younger brother can also do it for him. I will keep you in a comfortable and happy death
.”
, slapped the bamboo tube at the waist, the
lid of the bamboo tube collapsed and flew out in an instant, and
a tarantula covered with acupuncture fluff emerged from the tube
.
Amid the fearful exclamations of the guests, the eight limbs were used together, and they rushed towards Bai Yongyan.
“Brother Wei, why are you so excited? Bai is only making a small suggestion.”
Bai Yongyan shook his head, stretched out his palm and slapped the ground, “Be careful of being overexcited, your heart is surging, and you will leave us before half an hour. Go.”
As his palm hit the wooden floor, dense twigs instantly grew on the floor, with Bai Yongyan as the center, spreading forward, and in a
blink of an eye, it turned into a pole against horses, blocking the tarantula’s footsteps. There are gaps in their feet, so that they are suspended in mid-air, unable to land, and can only shake their eight thin legs desperately in vain.
“Enough! This is this king’s banquet, are you two going to rebel?!” The King of
Shu shouted, and
the old dancing spider and Bai Yongyan stopped their movements at the same time, stared at each other, and snorted coldly. , and put their hands together.
The wooden branch shrank and withered, and the
landing tarantula slowly retreated, gradually becoming smaller, and crawled back into the bamboo tube on the waist of the old dancing spider.
“Humph.” The king of
Shu snorted with his nose, the fat on his body trembled a little, turned his head to look at the ape in the cage, and asked in a deep voice, “What did you just say, is everyone’s remaining longevity?”
“Yes . , neither.”
The orangutan said in a low voice: “I can only see an insignificant part of the number of days, and that part does not necessarily represent the whole truth.
Besides, the number of days changes, and things are man -made.
If you can find an ethereal chance of life, you may not be able to go against the sky.
” Pancreas ginseng chicken?”
Bai Yongyan was stunned when he heard the words, and muttered to himself: “I understand ginseng chicken. When people participate in chicken, deliciousness comes first,
but what’s going on with this pancreas, it doesn’t match the taste of chicken soup at all.”
Fortunately, the King of Shu didn’t hear Bai Yongyan’s whisper, otherwise his blood pressure might have risen again.
“Hmm.” The
king of Shu frowned and thought for a while, “I asked you just now whether this king can live a hundred years. Why did you report other people’s longevity , but only skipped
this king, Yuqianhu and others?”
He didn’t answer, he closed his eyes and rested himself, as if he didn’t hear the King of Shu’s question.
“Perhaps,”
the eminent monk of Yongling Temple said, “Your Majesty has the dragon energy of Tianhuang’s noble armor to protect his body. He rests with the country and is inviolable,
while Yuqianhu is an important minister of Xichang. Trust. In addition to the high level of cultivation, it is also unpredictable.”
“Tianhuang noble? Hey.” The
King of Shu patted his bulging belly and laughed with mixed emotions,
while Yu Qingqiu raised his eyelids and swept auspiciously indifferently. at a glance.
“What about me?”
Bai Yongyan raised a hand high, like a curious baby, and asked, “Bai is not a relative of the royal family, nor is he an important official of the state, why can’t he see the remaining Yangshou?”
“This” the
eminent monk of Yonglin Temple He couldn’t help but be in trouble. He actually didn’t understand the specific prediction mechanism of auspicious auspiciousness. What he said just now was just a step down.
I didn’t expect Bai Yongyan to be so ignorant, so he had to keep asking.
The eminent monk’s mind turned sharply and wanted to fool the past with any reason,
but Bai Yongyan had already slammed the palm of his hand, as if he understood something, “Master, I understand, the meaning of auspiciousness means that if I work hard from now on, read the book of sages and sages. ,
you will be able to obtain a title, become an official in the dynasty, become an important minister of the state,
and even marry a princess, become a concubine, and become a relative
of the royal family? I understand, I will go and match the Four Books and Five Classics.”? ? ?
The eminent monk’s expression was slightly stiff, and he had no idea how Bai Yongyan thought about it.
“As the saying goes, there used to be a mountain, there was a temple on the mountain, and there was an old monk in the temple, who was really pretty. Prettier doesn’t compete for spring, just announces the arrival of spring, and when the flowers bloom in the mountains, he laughs in the bushes.
Bai Yongyan showed a wise expression on his face, put his palms together, and said to the monks of Yonglin Temple devoutly: “Master, when I am inscribed on the golden list, I will definitely donate money and materials to build a temple next to Yonglin Temple. I
have already thought about the name. It’s called Yihong Temple, and it means the pleasantness of spring, how about it?”? ? ?
The name doesn’t sound right, why doesn’t it feel like a serious temple?
The eminent monk was stuck in the same place, so he had to recite the Namo Amitabha Buddha. The
ape-man looked up in the east direction, his eyes narrowed slightly, as if he was looking at it, “Someone died again”
“Who died?”
Bai Yongyan asked in a low voice: “This ape-man brother , you are an ape-man, not a magician, can you stop being vague and speak clearly?” The
ape-man turned his head and looked at Bai Yongyan, his eyes were out of focus, and he muttered to himself, “You are strange, I can’t see it. Where you came from.”
“You can’t see it. I just went to the toilet, and there is no light inside. I can’t see my fingers.”
Bai Yongyan nodded and said, “Next time I should suggest to the cook to put some fluorescent green in the meals of the palace,
In this way, everyone does not have to go to the toilet with a lantern to court death. The
ape man ignored Bai Yongyan’s cold joke, his eyes were empty, and he muttered, “It’s about to wake up.”
“Who is about to wake up?” ”
Bai Yongyan asked: “Oh my God, my old buddy!”
For Haotian God’s sake, can you stop talking in such a spirited way?
Oh, I mean, if you’re going to use that tone again,
be careful I kick you hard with my boots! I swear, I really will! ”
[End of this Chapter]
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