Gamers Are Fierce - Chapter 493

[Chapter 493 Transformation]

There was a shop assistant hiding behind a door behind Li Ang. Seeing Li Ang taking a bite of scones through the crack of the door, he

breathed a sigh of relief, nodded, and ran to the backyard along the side door.

Soon, San Niangzi brought the second girl back. She glanced at the table imperceptibly and saw that on Li Ang’s plate, the porridge, rice and scones were completely eaten, and she couldn’t help smiling, “Master, the backyard has been cleaned up. Come and have a look.”

“Well.”

Li Ang put down the tableware, patted his stomach, and followed San Niangzi around to the backyard.

In the backyard, donkeys and horses with different hair colors and neighing bursts.

“Huh?”

Li Ang frowned. “Why are these donkeys and horses divided into two groups?”

In the horse pen without fences, all the livestock were clearly divided into two camps

.

The group was extremely excited, desperately neighing, and occasionally hit the horse pen with their bodies, even if they were injured, they would not stop.

San Niangzi replied as usual: “These restless people are all new donkeys and horses. Maybe they haven’t adapted to the environment and are not used to the feed.”

“Oh.”

Li Ang nodded and walked along the large horse ring . After walking around the edge, he suddenly stopped, “What’s the matter with this donkey?”

From the moment he walked into the backyard, there was a mottled green donkey staring at him, and

as he approached, the donkey The green donkey even screamed “Uhhhhhh”, and kept walking through the fence.

“Noisy beast.”

The shop assistant who had been following behind Li Ang frowned, scolded in a low voice, stepped forward, raised his horse whip and prepared to slap the green donkey hard.

The whip slid across the air, and before it landed on Qing Donkey, Li Ang reached out his hand to hold it, and pulled the whip over.

What a lot of strength!

The shop boy’s heart trembled slightly, only to see Li Ang waving the whip with a smile, “Don’t worry about it, it’s just livestock, it’s normal to not understand etiquette. If you encounter a livestock that doesn’t obey discipline, you’ll have to whip it hard, leaving scars, how can you sell it? ”

What the Taoist taught is.” The

second shopkeeper lowered his head and took the whip from Li Ang’s hand.

Li Ang turned to look at the green donkey, and the donkey was even more excited, and tears streamed down his long and narrow cheeks.

“Hmm…”

Li Ang frowned. At this moment, the donkey was continuously providing him with the power of faith points, even more pious than the faith that he had pretended to be in the Goose City Inn before.

Li Ang pointed at the green donkey and asked San Niangzi, “This donkey is crying so badly, is she wronged?”

San Niangzi waved her hand and smiled tenderly: “Where is the Taoist priest, it’s just a donkey. If you eat and drink, you will be satisfied, how can you be wronged?”

“Three Niangzi’s words are wrong, everything has a spirit, and the poor man realized this truth a long time ago.”

Li Ang said sternly: “The poor man is young . When the family is poor, there are no mosquito nets on the bed, there are many mosquitoes in the south, and every summer, there will always be dense black and big mosquitoes in the house.”

Wait, didn’t you just say that your family is a famous family? Why has it become a poor family again now?

San Niangzi wanted to complain, but Li Ang didn’t give her a chance at all, and continued: “In order to prevent my parents from being bitten by mosquitoes, I decided to stand naked in the courtyard and let mosquitoes bite me, who is tender and tender.

As long as mosquitoes If you’re full of blood, you won’t bite my parents again.”

Hey, don’t think I haven’t seen twenty-four filial piety! Isn’t that Wu Meng, who is full of mosquitoes and blood? Are you really plagiarizing like this?

And is it really useful for you to stand naked in the courtyard?

I think you are pouring out your exhibitionism! !

Because of San Niangzi’s strong urge to complain, her beautiful face became a little distorted.

Li Ang continued: “At that time, I was only twenty years old.”

You are still showing a fart at the age of twenty! ! You are an exhibitionist! ! !

Li Ang shook his head, “Unfortunately, those mosquitoes are vicious and greedy by nature, and they sucked me full of bags, but they were not satisfied, they still wanted to bite my parents.”

San Niangzi asked stiffly, “What happened later?”

“Naturally, this difficulty can’t beat me,”

Li Ang raised his eyebrows and smiled, “I drink the arsenic poison, so that the poison fills the blood, poisons the mosquitoes, and perishes with them.”

? ?

Why are you still not dead?

San Niangzi said dryly: “Haha, the Taoist priest is really smart

.” “Yeah.”

Li Ang nodded, “Soon those mosquitoes were poisoned to death, and Pindao also relied on this peculiar skill to be killed by the imperial palace. I was selected and entered the palace as a specially hired Royal Hedinghong taster,

specializing in tasting Hedinghong for royal relatives to prevent assassins from poisoning.”

“It’s really an educational story.”

San Niangzi dryly He complimented and changed the topic, “The Taoist priest should hurry up and choose a horse. The smell here is stinky, and it will be bad if it gets contaminated with your crane cloak later.”

Li Ang nodded and turned to look at the horse. lock up.

The green donkey saw Li Ang pulling his legs to leave, a look of determination flashed in his eyes, “Ugh”, bent his feet forward, knelt down on the spot, neighed desperately at Li Ang, and bit Li Ang’s black cloak, not letting go. open.

“Damn beast!” The

tall and sturdy shop boy scolded, leaned forward and squeezed the back of the green donkey’s neck.

The blue donkey burst into tears in pain, but still bared his teeth and didn’t let go of Li Ang’s black cloak.

“Wait!”

Li Ang raised his hand and told the second shop assistant to let go of the green donkey.

He squatted down, frowned, and looked at the green donkey across the fence, “You… What do you want to say to me?”

“Uh!” The

green donkey nodded, stood up, waved his unfamiliar front hooves, and wrote and drew on the ground extremely clumsily.

Slowly, crooked writing appeared on the ground of the horse pen.

“I”

“Yes”

Li Ang read the words on the ground. Behind him, San Niangzi and several shop assistants flashed fierce looks in their eyes.

One shop assistant even stretched his body to the inside of his clothes and clenched the hilt of the dagger.

The decent Taoists in this world all have Taoist slogans. The death and disappearance of any decent monk will cause a strong reaction from Wu Dewei and the Taoist sect.

But San Niangzi and the others are dealing with beheadings. I don’t know how many businessmen who traveled from south to north have been killed over the years.

Even if killing him will lead to Wu Dewei’s arrest, they can’t let the Taoist priests reveal what happened here. .

“People?”

When Li Ang saw the last word, his face changed dramatically, and he stood up all of a sudden.

And behind him, the tall and burly shop assistant suddenly pulled out his dagger and pierced the Taoist’s heart.

Zheng –

The blade was pierced on the black cloak, but it couldn’t pierce it at all. The

inn clerk only felt a huge shock from the tiger’s mouth, as if it had hit a solid iron.

“Huh?”

Li Ang turned around slowly, looked at San Niangzi and a few clerks whose expressions suddenly changed, and said with a smile, “Sneak attack from behind? This is not the way to entertain guests.”

“Invulnerable cross-training kung fu?”

San Niangzi took a half step back, calculating the time in her heart, a sinister look flashed on her charming face, “It’s a pity, a pity,

this Taoist priest, there is a way to heaven, you don’t go, hell You have no way to vote.

Change it for me!”

[End of this Chapter]