Emperor’s Domination - Chapter 7203

[Chapter 7125: You are really a fairy?]

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Li Qiye gave the bald young man a cold look and said, “What bad kid, good kid? You are just a lazy guy.”

The bald young man couldn’t help but laugh and said, “Old man, don’t be so mean. Don’t you think that a lazy guy like me is much better than a bad kid like Thief Tian?”

“You’re just flattering yourself. If you work harder, you can achieve anything.” Li Qiye glared at him unhappily.

“Hey, hey, hey, old man, you can’t say that.” The bald young man was unhappy and said, “These are not my business. From the beginning to the end, I have never thought about doing these things. You can’t impose your own ideas on me. What you want to do is your business, and whether I want to do something is my business.”

“Just roll around in the mud.” Li Qiye glared at him coldly.

The bald young man couldn’t help but touch his bald head, and said with a chuckle: “Old man, you are not a fish, so how can you know the joy of a fish. You have never rolled in this mud pit, so how can you know whether rolling in this mud pit is very happy and blissful. You can’t always demand of me with your own demands.”

At this point, the bald young man said with some pride: “My biggest ambition in life is to be a happy parasite, live a simple life, and explore the world. What a happy thing it is.”

“Stupid bastard—” Li Qiye slapped him hard on the bald head, causing the bald young man to grit his teeth in pain.

This made the bald young man stare at Li Qiye fiercely and said, “Old man, I just want to be an idler, what’s wrong with that? I am just an idler, harmless to people and animals, and of great benefit to the world, what’s wrong with that? You have worked hard all your life, searching the heavens and the earth, and asking all the ways. That’s you, you like to endure hardships, you like to work hard, I don’t like to endure hardships, I don’t work hard, I just obediently be a parasite, what’s wrong with that?”

“What do you think?” Li Qiye looked at him coldly, as if he was going to teach him a lesson.

The bald young man put his arm around Li Qiye’s shoulders, grinning as if they were brothers, and said, “Old man, don’t be jealous of me. You are jealous of me because you see how comfortable and happy I am. But you are different from me. You are destined to suffer in this life. You are destined to seek for knowledge in this life.”

At this point, the bald young man paused, patted his chest, and said, “But I’m different, you know? I have a good father, I was born without suffering, all the suffering in my life has been suffered by my father, so, in this life, I just want to be an idle person, idle, that’s enough, there’s no need to have too many pursuits, don’t you think?”

The glance that Li Qiye gave over there was enough to kill people.

However, the bald young man was not afraid at all. He smiled and said, “Old man, you are different. It’s because you don’t have a good father. If you had a good father, you would have the whole opposite side when you were born. Then, you wouldn’t have to work hard. You could be like me, immersed in the opposite side before you were born. Your Tao heart would be tempered a thousand times, and you would be able to defeat everything in your life after you were born. So, it’s all fate. You don’t have such a good fate, but I do.”

“Life, life, life, your head—” Li Qiye raised his five fingers at once, and then, like ginger and dates, he slapped the bald young man on the head with his five fingers, “pa, pa, pa”, and cursed: “Believe it or not, I will throw you in, and let you suffer for the rest of your life, and you will never come out until your life is complete, and see if you still have a good father!”

“Hey, hey, hey, old man, we gentlemen use words instead of fists.” The bald young man was beaten by Li Qiye and ran away screaming as he fled.

It was not until Li Qiye stopped that the bald young man caught his breath. He couldn’t help but mutter, “Old man, you are too shameless. You just can’t stand seeing me doing well. What’s wrong with me enjoying myself? I don’t suffer like you every day. At most, I suffer passively. Do you have to be so jealous of me? Besides, no matter how lazy I am, I have a firm heart. You should think I am arrogant to some extent.”

At this point, the bald young man straightened his back and said with full confidence, “Look, in the past eons, from the birth of the heavens to the present, if you think about it, how many second-generation immortals can achieve the same level as me? Look at me, from the thief heaven to the common people, they are all my brothers. Tell me, in the past eons, is there any second-generation immortal who can reach my level? Who can achieve the same level as me?”

“Is it very high?” Li Qiye glanced at him slowly.

The bald young man straightened his chest and said confidently, shaking his head, “Old man, although I am not as good as you, but compared to any second-generation immortal, I am also very proud to say that I, a second-generation immortal, have not lost his father’s face, don’t you think?”

“I don’t think so.” Li Qiye said coldly.

The bald young man couldn’t help but sigh and said, “Old man, don’t always hold me to your standards. I’m just a child, how can I be the same as you? Besides, no one has ever reached your level since the beginning of time. So, for a child like me to have reached this level now, it’s already a very high achievement, very remarkable. This is such a proud thing, this is such a thing to be proud of, so you have to look at me with a more open mind, understand? Don’t stick to your prejudices.”

“Little Karami, what is there to be proud of? What is there to be proud of?” Li Qiye said lightly.

The bald young man could not help but sigh, shake his head and said, “Alas, old man, now I regret having such a father. If it were another father, seeing his son has such a promising future, he would definitely be very proud, and even stand tall in front of anyone and proudly say: My son Wang Teng… Oh, no, my son Yunni, has the appearance of a true immortal…”

“You are really an immortal?” Li Qiye sneered.

“Hey, old man, please don’t look down on me like that.” After hearing what Li Qiye said, the bald young man felt a little embarrassed and said, “I am still a child. I have a bright future ahead of me. It is not difficult for me to become a true immortal. It is not impossible.”

Li Qiye smiled coldly and said, “With your naive look, if you don’t work hard, you will never become a true immortal in this lifetime.”

“Is this true? Old man, I think I have great hope.” The bald young man said unconvinced.

Li Qiye squinted at him coldly and said, “It’s still a long way to go. If someone like you can become a true immortal, then God would have become one long ago.”

“Now that you put it that way, it seems to make sense.” The bald young man couldn’t help scratching his bald head and said, “But, Thief God is almost a real immortal, right? Hey, if I put in a little effort and round it off, won’t I be the same as Thief God?”

“Go ahead and dream about your life.” Li Qiye said calmly, “If you want to become a true immortal, then you should search hard.”

“Oh, forget it, forget it, then I won’t become a true immortal.” The bald young man couldn’t help but wave his hands and said, “Becoming a true immortal is meaningless. I think I’m fine the way I am. I live a comfortable, happy and joyful life. Unlike you, what’s wrong with being a true immortal? You live like a debt collector, with a stern face all day long, as if everyone in the world owes you a debt. Anyone who sees you will be afraid and shudder.”

At this point, the bald young man became proud, puffed out his chest and said, “I am different. Everyone who sees me calls me brother, and anyone who has good things is willing to share half with me. I don’t know how comfortable my life is. My biggest wish in this life is to be a rice worm, a happy and blessed rice worm.”

“Bullshit.” Li Qiye slapped him on the bald head, causing the young man to hug his head tightly due to the pain.

“Old man, I’ve already told you not to judge me by your own standards.” The bald young man said aggrievedly.

Li Qiye waved his hand gently, saying, “Alright, alright, go wherever is cooler. Seeing a waste like you is annoying. Out of sight, out of mind.”

“Hey, hey, hey, don’t worry, I don’t like to disturb you. How can a young man like me be willing to stay with an old man who has a stern face like a debt collector every day? You can rest assured. From now on, you go your way and I go mine.” The bald young man didn’t care at all and said with a smile.

Li Qiye was too lazy to scold him and just gave him a cold look.

However, the bald young man was thick-skinned. He hugged Li Qiye’s shoulders and said with a smile: “Old man, tell me, when can I go home?”

“How should I know? Go ask yourself.” Li Qiye squinted at him and said.

“How can I get back if you lock the door from behind?” The bald young man couldn’t help but feel depressed and said, “If I could get back, would I still tell you?”

Li Qiye said slowly: “I can only say that it is you who are not yet at the right place in the Dao Heart. What can I do? If you are at the right place in the Dao Heart, you will be able to return naturally.”

“Damn it, there is no bastard like you. You threw a child into the wilderness. Aren’t you afraid that he will be taken away by a wolf?” The bald young man couldn’t help but curse.

(End of this chapter)