Emperor’s Domination - Chapter 7124

[Chapter 7046: Dog meat rolls three times, the gods can’t stand]

(Take a break on the weekend and update three more times!!!)

In a small village, in front of the community temple, there was a young man lying there. The young man was wearing a gray coat and a leather hat. He had his chest open, letting the sun shine on his chest, and his arms and legs were spread out, lying there lazily like a big Chinese character.

Such a young man, with a dusty face, looks like a shabby boy in the village, especially when he has a lazy shabby smile on his face, people feel that such a young man is a guy who is idle and does nothing all day long.

However, when Li Qiye arrived, the young man jumped up like a shrimp in the water.

“Sir, sir, here.” He waved to Li Qiye hurriedly, and the smile on his face was like the sunshine pouring down from the sky, so brilliant, yet so scabby, making people feel that this guy only thought about taking advantage of others and taking advantage of them all the time.

Li Qiye couldn’t help but laugh and walked over.

The young man immediately swept the stone steps in front of the community temple clean. Fearing that it was not clean, he wiped it with his sleeves, and then moved out the old table in the community temple.

Such an old table was missing a leg, so the young man immediately propped it up with stones.

When Li Qiye sat down, the temple was filled with steam and the mouth-watering aroma of meat was wafting out.

After a while, the young man brought out a clay pot from the community temple. The pot was still steaming and the aroma of meat was emanating from it.

“Come, sir, have a bowl of dog meat, it’s delicious.” The young man brought a broken bowl from somewhere. Although the bowl was a little broken, it was washed clean.

Li Qiye said slowly: “That’s it?”

“Hey, sir, I don’t have anything good to offer you in this shabby place. The only thing I have is this local dog that has been growing for three million years. The meat is old and fragrant. I have been waiting for you to come for a long time, so I slaughtered it and let you have a taste.” The young man smiled widely.

Li Qiye smiled and said, “Tell me, what crime have I committed?”

“They say that if dog meat is rolled three times, even gods can’t stand still.” The young man said with a smile, “But they don’t know that there are no gods in the world. If a dog can be eaten by a god, it means he has a good life.”

Li Qiye couldn’t help but laugh, and he sat down directly on the stone steps, picked up his chopsticks and started eating. He ate with gusto and even drank the broth.

The young man squatted beside him, watching Li Qiye eat with gusto, and his mouth was watering.

“Would you like a bite?” Li Qiye said to the young man with a smile.

“I want to, too.” The young man laughed and shook his head, saying, “But, I’m a dead man, so eating anything would be like chewing wax. Forget it. It would be a waste of natural resources and would ruin the mood.”

Li Qiye ate up all the dog meat in the earthenware jar, not even leaving out the soup.

Although this is dog meat, it is not the dog meat that people in the world know as dog meat. It is impossible for the human world to have such a thing.

After Li Qiye had drunk his fill, the young man immediately took out a glass of good wine and filled it up for Li Qiye. He said with a smile, “Sir, please try this wine and see how it tastes. I have kept this wine for three billion years.”

Li Qiye glanced at the young man slowly and said with a smile: “Three billion years ago? That was when you were still alive.”

“Oh, so, it’s a pity. When I was still alive, I kept it in my arms, thinking that one day, after a great celebration, I would have a good drink of it. I didn’t expect that after this, I would never be able to drink it again. Now I also want to have a sip, but it tastes like plain water, boring.” At this point, the young man couldn’t help but sigh.

“When you are happy in life, you should enjoy it to the fullest, and don’t let the golden cup face the moon empty.” Li Qiye said with a smile.

“Yes, life is good and you should enjoy it to the fullest.” The young man couldn’t help but sigh, “I used to live a hard life, but now I live like a god. However, this god’s life is still so hard. When the last knife cut off my head, I didn’t enjoy any benefits at all.”

“If you enjoy it, you will become a celestial being.” Li Qiye drank the wine slowly and couldn’t help but exclaimed, “Good wine.”

“Ah, sir, if there is an afterlife, I want to enjoy it. It doesn’t matter if I become a celestial being or not.” The young man couldn’t help shaking his head and said, “I have suffered so much, and in the end, I just shrunk my head, and it was still a knife. This life is over. Anyway, it’s a knife anyway, so I might as well be a person who enjoys life.”

“Then you need to have an afterlife.” Li Qiye drank slowly and said leisurely.

The young man squatted there, looking at Li Qiye pitifully, and said, “Isn’t this just waiting for you to give me an afterlife? If there is an afterlife, I will definitely eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks.”

“And then?” Li Qiye glanced at him slowly.

The young man immediately rolled up his sleeves, narrowed his eyes, and revealed a gleam of brilliance. He suddenly became full of energy and had endless energy. He said, “If I have an afterlife, I will definitely drink the best wine, eat the fattest meat, ride the fastest horse, and do the s*xiest things…”

At this point, the young man blinked his eyes, smiled lazily, and said, “Sir, you understand, you understand.”

Li Qiye couldn’t help but laugh, and said leisurely: “It seems that we don’t have any friendship. I can’t just eat a bowl of your meat and drink a glass of your wine and then have an afterlife. That would be too hasty.”

“Hey, sir, you are right, you are right.” The young man couldn’t help but sigh and said with a smile: “Alas, it’s all my fault that I didn’t know the value of her and ignored her back then. Now I can’t afford her, I can’t afford her.”

Li Qiye couldn’t help but laugh as well. He said with a faint smile: “You were already a celestial being back then, so how could you take ants seriously?”

“So, now I regret it so much, so much.” The young man sat there, sighing and saying, “If I had known this would happen, I should have invested in you back then, and asked you for my life today. That would have been much easier, that would have been much easier.”

“That’s true.” Li Qiye said with a leisurely smile: “But I understand. Back then, you were still thinking about how to do things to heaven and earth. If you bring down the thief God, you will be the next thief God.”

“That’s all bullshit.” The young man couldn’t help but shake his head and said, “I was fooled. If I hadn’t been fooled, I might still be alive and well now.”

Li Qiye drank his wine and said with a smile: “If you don’t have this ambition, how can others fool you?”

“I can only say that I am too young and too trusting.” The young man shook his head.

Li Qiye spat out a mouthful of wine, looked at the young man, and said with a smile: “Are you too young? In front of you, I am just a junior of the juniors. In terms of age, I am a baby among babies.”

“Can they be compared? They are different, they are different.” The young man said seriously, “I am only old, but I have no memory. How can I compare with you, sir?”

“Forget it. You don’t even believe what you said, let alone ask me to believe it.” Li Qiye couldn’t help but smiled and shook his head.

“Hey, this is what I really say.” The young man said very seriously, with a sincere face, “I was just too young, and was fooled by old ghosts like Chen Tian and Yin Xian. In the end, I didn’t get any benefits and even lost my life.”

Li Qiye slowly squinted at him, and couldn’t help laughing. He said, “Who brought you in back then? Were you really tricked into coming in?”

“I am absolutely innocent. I was definitely tricked into coming here.” The young man immediately became dignified, raised his hand and swore, “I swear, if I was not innocent, I would have been struck by lightning.”

A “boom” sounded, and just as the words fell, a bolt of lightning struck down, and with a loud “bang”, it struck directly on the young man, causing the young man to scream “Ah” and fall straight to the ground, with green smoke coming out of his body.

After a while, the young man jumped up from the ground. He was covered in dust and smoke was coming out of his body.

When he jumped up, he pointed at the sky and cursed: “Damn God, I’m already dead, but you still won’t let me go, right? You bastard, you don’t have to bother with me for telling a lie. There are so many liars in the world, why don’t you strike them with lightning, but strike me instead?”

“Because you want him dead, he has disliked you for a long time. Now he wants to chop you down while you are dying and still talking nonsense.” Li Qiye said slowly.

The young man couldn’t help but curse loudly, “Damn it, this damn bear, one day I will kill him–“

With a loud “boom”, another bolt of thunder struck the young man directly, causing him to fall straight down with smoke coming out of his whole body.

After a while, the young man finally got up, his whole body trembling. This time, he did not jump up and curse, but had to admit defeat verbally, saying: “Okay, you are cruel and strong, I will not bother with you today. It is natural for me to beat my son, it is no big deal.”

“A father hitting his son?” Li Qiye glanced at the young man and said with a smile, “You are really good at flattering yourself. When did the thief God become your father?”

“Hey, if I can’t beat him, I have to take advantage of him.” The young man couldn’t help but laugh and said, “Sir, you can’t let me not take advantage of this little bit, right?”

Li Qiye spit out a mouthful of wine with a “puff” sound, and laughed, saying: “You have an extra father for no apparent reason, or are you taking advantage of others? It’s really rare to have a cheap son like you.”

(End of this chapter)