Druid of Marvel - Chapter 2331

[Chapter 2228 Magical Regional Swap]

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Chapter 2228

In Xianyang, Jiangxi Province, China, Alvin appeared alone in the urban area of Xianyang City.

After arranging the school’s children, Alvin strongly rejected the request of little Ginny’s companions, opened the space door and went directly to Xi’an, and then transferred to Xianyang City,

Fox has lost interest in the outside world because of the smell, and with the flower shop girl Xue Ye, he is thinking about what perfume to use so that he can forget the terrible feeling like a maggot in the tarsus.

Later, it was said that Hela also came at the same time, asking for advice from the senior rotten egg victim in Xue Ye.

In fact, Alvin understood that they were just looking for an excuse to waste money, giving Xue Ye a lot of money, and then asking her to use flowers to mix a perfume that no one else in the world could buy.

However, as a “tainted man”, Alvin no longer has the qualifications to make irresponsible remarks on such matters.

Walking on the streets of Xianyang, Alvin looked at the familiar words and felt the familiar atmosphere. He forgot the unhappiness of signing a 7-digit check before, and found a roast chicken restaurant lined up and bought a roast chicken. , and then walked into a noodle shop selling oil-splashed noodles.

As a foodie, Alvin knows that if he wants to eat something delicious in China, he can’t care about the long queue.

Aside from those marketing restaurants that line up for childcare, anything else that drives people to wait in line is unique!

Carrying a torn roast chicken, Alvin stood at the back of the line, looking at the cashier counter…

A boy anxiously looked at his girlfriend who had difficulty in choosing. He pretended not to see the impatient eyes of the customer behind him, and said to his entangled girlfriend, “It’s okay, take your time…”

The girlfriend looked up at the sign on the wall, looked at the boy in a tangled tone that gave her goosebumps all over her body, and said, “Is this place unsanitary? Will the oil-splashed noodles be too spicy, I can’t eat too much? The oil will make you fat…”

Others can endure it, but it makes Alvin anxious…

Looking at the roast chicken that was gradually getting cold in his hand, Alvin pressed the shoulder of a middle-aged man in front of him, and scolded the pair of men and women with a northeastern accent: “Are you fucking okay, have this time? Enough for you to go to the hotel!”

As soon as Alvin’s words came out, he immediately moved sideways for half a step, turned his body sideways, and looked at the middle-aged man in front of him with an expression of admiration…

The middle-aged man faced a dozen people in front of him and turned to look at him. He waved his hands and said, “It’s not me, it’s not me…”

Alvin patted the middle-aged man on the shoulder, changed into a Hong Kong-Taiwan accent, and said, “You don’t have to worry about painting a meal, everyone, let them choose slowly, maybe boys will have a chance.

Wanwan people are also compatriots, please be patient…”

A young man in the back looked at Alvin with an expression like a fairy, and said in a northeastern accent: “Brother, where did you jump out of, that girl is obviously from the northeast, how do you say she is curvy?

I am an orthodox Wanwan person, and three generations of my family grew up in Wanwan.

”

Speaking of that, the young man looked at the middle-aged man who was still trying to defend himself, and said, “Don’t explain, we all know you’re in a hurry, you’ve put six farts in your fucking time, and I don’t blame you. in a hurry.

This northeastern bitch is Moji, don’t be afraid, brother, we all support you!

”

Alvin was stunned by the weird accent question. He looked at the middle-aged man who was a little embarrassed, pointed in the direction of the toilet, and said, “Brother, go, I’ll order the noodles for you, you can just come out and eat a ready-made one. .

You are in the queue, we really can’t stand it!

”

Seeing that the middle-aged man took a ten-yuan bill in his hand, and then ran in the direction of the toilet as if running away, Alvin looked back at the young man and said with a smile, “Why do I feel something is wrong?”

The young man frowned and watched Alvin look up and down,

Said: “What’s wrong? Who doesn’t know that our curved accent is like this?

The Spring Festival Gala sketches are all supported by us, how come you don’t even know this?

Where did you get the bumpkin?

Haven’t been out yet?

”

Speaking of that, the young man looked at Alvin’s appearance carefully, and said with a little doubt: “Hey, don’t say it, I seem to have seen you somewhere.

Has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like the manhattan tomahawk?

”

Alvin was so angry that he fell to his knees and scolded unhappily: “You are just like, your whole family is like! Can you fucking speak? How did you live so big?

Are all the crooked people like you?

”

The young man didn’t mean to be angry at all, he said a little embarrassedly: “Our Gada can usually do it without forcing it. I’m not afraid that I can’t beat you because you are tall and big?”

Speaking of the young man looking at Alvin’s still fierce expression, he brewed for a few times but did not create enough courage, and finally he had to wave his hand and said, “Okay, I apologize, it’s my mouth, brother, don’t have the same knowledge as me. ”

Alvin looked at the young man’s smiling face, and he said with a sneer, “Is it your tone for the curved people?”

The young man said unhappily, “Hey, you should be careful when you talk. I’m good at talking, but it doesn’t mean that all of us in Wanwan are good at talking. You will meet me today, or you won’t be able to eat this oily noodles.”

Alvin didn’t mind the young man’s tough mouth. He pointed at the girl who said “Nana” and said with a smile, “Is that really from the Northeast?”

The young man frowned and nodded and said, “That’s not a big deal, I’m just annoying these girls from the northeast. Seeing them grinding and chirping is like a big ear scraping up, an old lady has to think about it when she eats noodles, it’s annoying. personal…”

When the young man was talking, a middle-aged aunt laughed and said, “Banwan girls are good, tall and handsome ones, but you guys have to be able to stand it down.”

Speaking of that, the middle-aged aunt pointed to a beautiful girl in the back who was glaring at the young man and said, “That girl is crooked, so why don’t you stare?

Also hit women with ‘big ears scraping’, I think you are hard-mouthed and soft-handed, with silver-like pewter heads.

”

The young man is a thick-skinned talker, and he was not angry when he was scolded, but said a little embarrassedly: “The situation is different, our gentlemen love their wives, not fear them.

I just like the cheerfulness of our girls, the most annoying bitch.

”

Alvin saw that this was a beaten thing, and a Wanwan native spoke Northeastern dialect, which made him feel awkward no matter how he looked at it.

Seeing that the girl from the Northeast hesitated for a long time and finally settled on the oil-splashed noodles, Alvin said to her: “Beauty, are you really from the Northeast?”

The girl rolled her eyes at Alvin, and whispered as she walked with her boyfriend, “Climbing the belt! Qi Xiao! It’s a shame!”

Alvin looked at the way the girl was stomping her feet on purpose, and he said incredulously, “What the hell is going on? Has the world changed too much?”

Alvin asked for two bowls of noodles in a daze, and found a place near the young couple to sit down…

Just when he was hesitating whether to tease the “Northeast Girl”, a chubby figure sat in front of him carelessly…

Zhang Qiang wiped the sweat from his forehead, picked up the bowl of noodles ordered for the fart man, and ate it in a big mouth.

Siri snorted and ate half a bowl. Zhang Qiang looked at Alvin, who was not eating noodles well, and said helplessly: “Brother, have you done your visa? You came here quietly, which made our colleagues very scared. .

When the man just fart for the second time, the call has already reached our president.

They’re worried you’re going to hit that unlucky guy with an axe!

”

Alvin looked at Zhang Qiang with disgust and said, “Are you a fucking dog?

Wherever I go, do you follow me?

Isn’t the Gonggong Ruins enough to keep you busy?

”

Speaking of which, Alvin glanced at the people in the small noodle shop, then glared at Zhang Qiang and said, “Which is yours, I’m going to beat his shit out.

Is Lao Tzu the kind of lunatic who slashes people just because they fart?

”

Zhang Qiang listened, and he smiled and glanced at the “Wanwan Man” with a broken mouth just now…

“Wanwan Man” is also a clever character. When he saw that something was wrong, he stood up and walked away, muttering as he walked, “I am trying to attract firepower so as not to hurt innocent people, and I must be regarded as a martyr if something goes wrong. ”

When Alvin watched the guy pass by the “Northeast Girl”, he touched someone’s buttocks, made the girl jump up, cry and make trouble, creating a small-scale chaos, and then slipped out smoothly…

He bowed his hands to Zhang Qiang in admiration and said, “At first glance, that guy is the bad seed of your Sharpshooter Club!

Calling Lao Tzu a second devil, and despising my common sense, Lao Tzu can’t remember him, but he can remember you.

”

Glancing at the girl who was calling the police and crying again, Alvin asked curiously, “Is this really from the Northeast?”

Zhang Qiang was stunned for a moment, then waved his hand with a smile and said, “You may have been away for too long, and you are a little bit out of touch with China.

This Wanwan and the Northeast do have some origins. Two hundred years ago, there was a war on the southeast coast. Our Sharpshooter Club arranged for all the natives of Wanwan to be withdrawn to the Northeast.

After the war, UU reading www.

sonicmtl.com Those indigenous people are not willing to go back. On the contrary, serious Northeasterners are quite willing to ‘adventure’. Later, Wanwan developed very well, and more and more Northeasterners went there.

After that, the side with more people assimilates the side with fewer people. It happens that the cultures and accents of both sides have special characteristics, and finally the exchange of cultures and accents between the two places is completed.

There are not many people who mention this now, and it’s normal for you to be a foreigner if you don’t know.

”

Alvin looked at Zhang Qiang like an immortal, and said, “I know that people from the Northeast rule the accent circle.

The people who are gangsters there talk like they are joking…”

Zhang Qiang looked at the “inexplicable” Alvin in annoyance, and said, “Brother, what is there to discuss about this kind of thing? It’s just a move, it’s natural to get used to it.

Now, how many people from other provinces go to Wanwan and come home with a mouthful of ‘Wanwan accent’. Isn’t this normal?

Don’t look at ‘Northeastern girls’ being hypocritical. In fact, Chinese people like this kind of thing now, and they will act like a spoiled child and have troubles. Who doesn’t like men?

”

Alvin knew that Zhang Qiang didn’t understand his confusion, he said with a smile: “Actually, I’m just blindly curious, if I have the opportunity, I really want to go to the current ‘Northeast’ to see, this green hills and black soil can also raise hypocritical lovers, I am too much for him Damn curious!”

Speaking of which, Alvin looked at Zhang Qiang, squeezed his eyes, and said, “We went to chop up the ‘Jizhen’ in Emperor Wu’s tomb in the afternoon, and flew to the northeast at night…

You find someone to arrange…”

Zhang Qiang stared at him and waved his hands again and again, and said, “Brother, I’m a public servant…”

Alvin laughed and said, “You already said that you are a ‘public’, then I am more at ease.

Don’t worry, I will never tell your secret!

”

[End of this Chapter]