Druid of Marvel - Chapter 2109
[Chapter 2017 Does not accept refutation]
There are still talents among the 500 celebrities!
No one can deny that this is indeed an opportunity, but the title given by Alvin is too difficult!
But there are solutions to difficult problems…
With the help of back-office actuaries and the concatenation of several large brokerage companies, these celebrities quickly reached an agreement.
They quickly gave the answer under the leadership of several highly prestigious “big brothers”.
A rough start-up plan for the Global Women’s and Children’s Relief Fund was put in front of Alvin…
Looking at this ten-year-long 10-billion-dollar charity fund launch plan, Alvin shook his head in admiration.
Elites are elites, and these people or the agent team behind them are very smart.
Although a billion a year is enough to make these celebrities bleed, the long-term effects are hard to tell for a while.
Some of those people have a way to present the board members of the fund as real philanthropists, and then use that name to cash in on their cause.
Moreover, this fund plan does not restrict the entry of external funds. These influential celebrities can completely use their influence to drive their fans to donate.
There is a long chain of interests here, and it is almost foreseeable that all the stars here will rise in value next year.
Alvin didn’t want to do things too much. He put this plan in front of the camera, showed it to the world, and then clapped his hands and said, “OK, although it’s a bit different from what I imagined, but I think it’s still a little bit different. Row.”
It was the talkative middle-aged woman just now. She was one of the leaders of the fund.
Seeing the noncommittal expression on Alvin’s face, she said a little unhappily: “Mr. Tomahawk, are you still not satisfied with this?
Should you announce your so-called plan?
”
Alvin sat on the side of the runway, spread his hands and said with a smile, “What should I do? Are you cheering for a plan that barely passes at a low altitude?”
Middle-aged women really don’t dare to be honest with Alvin about the fund. There are too many things that can’t stand up to scrutiny. Only the total number of 10 billion is still pretty.
Other things still need to be discussed and scrutinized. In fact, in such a short period of time, they themselves have not fully negotiated.
Looking at Alvin’s half-smiling expression, the middle-aged woman bit her head and said, “This is all we can do, and we also hope you can give an answer.”
This woman also has no choice. They must let Alvin take a stand and let the world know an answer, otherwise everything they have done before is meaningless.
Ten billion to buy an answer, these kidnapped celebrities are bleeding!
This is what Alvin wants. You “kidnapped” me, and I in turn “kidnapped” you.
The ten-year plan you have given yourself is to finish walking even on your knees.
Alvin doesn’t care how much they get out of it, and he’s incredibly proud of his achievement of creating 500 philanthropists in just a few words.
Facing the complicated gaze of the middle-aged woman, Alvin said with a smile: “I said before, I can provide immigration services to those poor girls or boys.
Not just Indians, this service covers oppressed people all over the world who are determined to change their lives.
The dwarves of Nidvenir and I will be working together to build an alien city, and it will be a multi-trillion project.
If they want, I can offer an opportunity to immigrate to aliens, there are so many job opportunities in boomtowns? With determination? They can change their lives.
”
Speaking of which, Alvin glanced at the apparently shocked crowd around him with a smile, and said with a smile, “How is it? Are you satisfied?
The funds you provide will be used to hire people? To go to any corner of the world to help those poor people? Then they will be sent to Africa to wait for immigrants.
”
Everyone looked at Alvin in shock. When he said the same thing to Maslani in his wedding dress before? No one really took it seriously.
When this huge plan was proposed, everyone’s head seemed to be punched heavily.
It turns out that the Manhattan Tomahawk doesn’t want to act on his own mind at all? He doesn’t want to change any country or anyone? He’s only responsible for taking you out of the abyss and start over in a new place.
These “philanthropists” don’t have the help they imagined at all. No new clothes, no delicious food? No psychological care? No media show. Their ideal charitable image doesn’t exist at all.
Send those people to aliens, offer a job, and that’s over…
The middle-aged woman looked at Alvin almost subconsciously and said, “Why? Why can’t it be America? Europe, China?”
Alvin’s funny hand spread out and said with a smile: “If you can convince these countries to agree, I definitely have no opinion.
I personally want them to live a dignified life? Where exactly, I have no opinion.
I only commit to things that are within my power? And that alien city that’s already started? It’s within my control.
”
“You’re saying they’re going to a start-up city? And they need jobs?
Do you think they are capable of working?
There are a lot of people in there who are still kids and it’s not fair to them.
”
Alvin looked a little inexplicably at a girl who suddenly jumped out to speak, and he said amusingly: “I said, I only promise things within my ability.
Obviously, it is beyond my ability to support hundreds of thousands, or even millions, of people out of my own pocket.
Don’t you need a job to pursue a new life?
A city that needs labor everywhere can support itself with hands and feet.
Those people are not your pets, do you despise them too much?
Of course, children are another matter. They can go to school, and when they are adults, they can choose to return to Earth for further study or start work directly according to their academic performance.
This is one of the city benefits, maybe there will be others in the future, but I haven’t thought of it yet.
”
That young girl is obviously the kind of idiot who goes crazy, and when she doesn’t involve herself, she completely loses her mind…
“Why? The world is inherently unfair to those people, and everyone should help them.
I’m a citizen of the United States, and I think America, the greatest country in the world, should do something about it.
Accept them, give them the best possible care, and free them from their old nightmares…”
It’s true that the forest is big and there are all kinds of birds, and this kind of “bird” has no shortage of fans everywhere, especially in places like the United States and Europe, where there are more stars.
They have a common feature, that is, as long as rights do not require responsibility.
Those leftists born under the semi-socialist system in Europe are at least a little naive and lovely, these white leftists in America are…
Alvin whistled at the camera gloatingly, and said, “Ellis, my buddy, do you hear me?”
Speaking of which, Alvin turned his eyes to Prince William, and found that the old man put his hands on his waist and shook desperately, and then looked at himself with a pleading expression…
The somewhat boring Alvin smiled at the girl, shrugged his shoulders, and said, “There’s nothing I can do about this.
Since you are a citizen of the United States, you can start a poll on the White House website to see what the ‘greatest nation’ is willing to do for those poor people?
”
Far away in Washington, President Ellis watched Alvin on TV. He pulled off his wig in sadness, revealing his bald head.
It sucks to be named at this time!
As he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Alvin in northern Europe, he said to Benny beside him, “Have I offended Alvin recently?”
The bodyguard Benny thought about it seriously and said, “It doesn’t seem to be!”
Ellis looked at the girl on the TV who was “speaking nonsense”, and he said sadly, “I am a Democrat, and these people are my source of votes. Do I rely on these idiots to be elected president?”
Benny thought for a moment, then shook his head and said, “You can continue to live in the white house only by relying on your own ups and downs and the support of Principal Alvin and the others.”
Ellis looked at the TV, sighed hard, and said, “Help me inform the media PR of the White House, we need a meeting.
By the way, check the schedule for me. I also set aside the first half of September to attend Alvin’s wedding.
”
Saying that, Ellis looked at Benny and said, “Why don’t I have a black man in my hands? I want to sink this stupid woman into the sea, but I’m worried that I might not be able to beat her.”
Benny squinted at his boss who looked like a resentful woman, and said, “Sir, I have worked for ten people, you should find a capable secretary.
I don’t mind helping you with shady work, but you’ll have to pay me more.
”
Alvin on TV obviously had a problem too. When the bottom line was set for the rescue of those poor people, the guys who felt they paid for it began to seek a sense of presence.
Especially when someone starts!
Alvin, who was still watching the fun from the outside, was also swept away by this typhoon…
“Why? Mr. Tomahawk, you don’t seem to agree that America is the greatest country in the world!
We are clearly capable of fulfilling more responsibilities…”
Alvin rolled his eyes and looked at the increasingly disgusting girl, and said, “This has nothing to do with me, and I can’t decide anything. If you like, there may be 10 or 20 poor people living in your backyard. .あqiqi novel蛧ヤ~7~1~7~(ωωω).qq7(1)<First release, domain name, please remember
Out of curiosity, where do you live?
Beverly or Malibu?
Those are places where the poor will be targeted by the police whenever they enter, but I am sure you can convince the police there and your neighbors to be as loving as you are.
"
"No, it's the responsibility of the country, and I'm happy to help them, but it's the responsibility of the country first!
We are the greatest country in the world, we have a more advanced democracy than any other country, we can accommodate immigrants from all over the world, we have taken in countless poor people who have been persecuted.
Why not this time?
You are also a citizen of the United States, don't you think so?
"
This white left's "roaring", Alvin has no eyes to see, no matter whether she is acting or really thinks so, Alvin thinks that this guy has a problem with his brain.
Originally, Alvin himself was not the target of kidnapping, he didn't care at all…
You are "screaming" to seek attention. Alvin has no opinion. If you can collect more donations, Alvin will be happy to see it.
As a result, this brain-dead woman who doesn't seem to eat human fireworks dragged him into it again…
Alvin looked at the other party and hesitated for a long time. He pinched his nose and flipped the phone. He pointed at the form inside and said with his fingers: "The literacy rate of the 'greatest country' in your mouth ranks eighth, with hundreds of Thousands of people misspell their own names.
Ranked twenty-eighth in basic mathematics. Many people I know go to the supermarket to buy things, and they can't even calculate the change. The cashiers who can calculate accounts are in demand everywhere.
This unfortunate place ranks 50th in the world in terms of life expectancy and ranks first in the world in terms of per capita aspirin consumption.
The birth rate of newborn babies ranks 31st in the world, and a few years ago in Detroit, the baby survival rate was not even comparable to that of El Salvador.
"
Speaking of which, Alvin showed the cell phone to the stunned woman and said, "These are statistical reports given by the United Nations, maybe you should remind them to respect the 'greatest country' in your heart!
Oh, and this country still ranks first in a few things, the number of prisons, and the proportion of people incarcerated and the total population ranks first in the world.
The number of adults who believe in the existence of angels ranks first in the world, and military spending is the undisputed number one!
Of course, that's not your problem, but you're an undeniable idiot.
In the most prosperous Manhattan in the United States, there are Hell's Kitchen and Harlem, two of the worst places in the world.
I live there, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com You fucking ask me if America is the greatest country?
It's got the scariest IRS out there with the worst health care.
Can you believe an ambulance is more expensive than a plane ticket there?
Can you believe that there is a hospital that can bill 600,000 for a fracture?
Can you believe that in a community high school in a poor area, the average college acceptance rate has never reached 10%?
You don't know anything the fuck to ask me?
"
Looking at the dazed expression on the face of the brain-dead girl, Alvin picked up the phone in his hand and pressed the answer button irritably, and said, "What's the matter? Didn't you see that I was busy?"
President Ellis on the other side of the phone said helplessly: "Man, just say a few words, you've won.
Can you stop poking the bad things out?
I have a few years left in my term, so let me relax a bit.
You even have the population of alien cities, just let me go!
"
Alvin didn't have the patience to listen to Ellis's nonsense, he put away the phone and stood up and said, "You want to save people, I gave you what you want.
As soon as your donations arrive in your account, I will arrange for the mercenaries to act.
Any human rights organization can contact the person I designated, send him the address and photo, and someone will immediately set out to rescue those people.
Of course, they have a choice, and those who are unwilling to work in aliens can keep the refugee camps and call these kind saviors.
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Speaking of which, Alvin glanced at the backstage, and already began to jump impatiently to urge his little Ginny and the others, he said impatiently: "Hell's Kitchen website will use a countdown to remind you that if the donation does not arrive within three days, I will give up all bailout plans.
I'm done, and I don't accept rebuttals!
goodbye!
"
[End of this Chapter]
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