Druid of Marvel - Chapter 1995
[Chapter 1906 Real Estate Busters]
The punishment room was surprisingly lively.
The school’s best scallions are watching TV news together here, paying attention to the battle between humans and aliens.
In the past few times, they have fought against aliens without preparation. Before the troops have had time to assemble, someone has already ended the frontal battle.
Now this is the first time that when humans are prepared, Dignity is fighting an offensive and defensive battle at the door of his home.
No matter how much damage is done, how many sacrifices are made, victory will make it all worthwhile, and it will truly unify the minds of all people, and the entire society will change.
The era of “Great Voyage of the Universe” has come!
Alvin and JJ bumped their fists and said with a smile, “How is the situation?
The fact that Chief George didn’t call me makes me feel a little unimportant, haha!
”
JJ skillfully took out a few cigars from Alvin’s pocket and distributed them to the guys next to him.
After lighting the cigar and exhaling a puff of green smoke, JJ smiled and said, “Boss, you should come here often. Without you, I can’t even smoke.”
Having said that, JJ glanced at the TV screen and said, “Those aliens have no stamina. As long as Duke and the others can bear not to go to sleep, those aliens should be killed tomorrow morning.”
Just a few seconds after JJ’s words, everyone heard a huge “explosion” coming from the direction of the dock area.
Alvin looked at the thick smoke coming out of the dock area through the window of the punishment office. He pressed the communicator and called, “Alexei, what’s wrong with you?”
The old cow Alexei gasped and said loudly: “The sewers, the sewers are full of aliens.
FUCK it’s full of shit right now, John Wicker and that little squirrel blow up a septic tank.
A big guy came out…
FUCK what the fuck is this?
It stinks more than a hut in a Peruvian mountain village!
”
Alvin heard it funny and said, “Can you stand it? Do you need help?”
Alexey took a deep breath and retched, and said, “This place sucks, but we can do it.”
Speaking of which, Alexei shouted to John Wicker: “Can you do it?
About to blow up that damn thing, it’s taking shit wherever it goes…”
Frank turned on a computer, and after debugging a few times, the live battle in the dock area appeared.
In the most advanced villa area of Hell’s Kitchen, the location of the septic tank was bombed with a large pit.
A semi-mechanical, semi-biological creature the size of a truck head with a hundred and ten tentacles, a large jellyfish with obvious steampunk style, suspended in mid-air with a large body of feces.
Among the damaged septic tanks, a large number of small aircraft and cannon fodder aliens squeezed out.
As Alexei let the “Cornflower” mortar, turn the muzzle to start a covered bombing.
The surroundings of the entire septic tank were caught in an indescribable situation.
The stench that filled the air forced a group of women who were hiding at home to watch the fun to flee.
Every woman who passed by John Wicker and Rocket would spat at them, then retched and drove away.
Alvin looked at the villa area that had been flooded with a third of the “dung rain” in shock, he whistled and said, “John Wicker is really a talent. House prices in the villa area fell by a third.
This is an operation that should be written into textbooks, so that all black-hearted developers know that we actually have the ability to resist.
”
Rocket Raccoon retched and took off a piece of disgusting toilet paper from his head, looked at John Wicker in dismay, and said, “What’s going on?
The bomb I designed was not supposed to be so powerful!
Is the whole hell’s kitchen poop concentrated here?
”
John Wicker glanced at the outside wall of his house full of feces, and he was moved to tears by the stupid things he had done.
Listening to his two hellhounds wailing at his refrigerator, John Wicker supported a crude tower bomb launcher on his chest and said to Rocket Raccoon: “I hope your bomb is useful, kill it quickly. This thing, I find an old relationship to send us to Europe to hide.”
Speaking of which, John Wicker glanced at Hawkeye’s house, as well as the “church” house, the house that Raymond just bought…
He said helplessly: “Hawkeye will be crazy, those guys will be crazy!”
Rocket Raccoon shuddered when he heard it, and he ran behind John Wicker, holding two crude wires, and said, “Why don’t we go to aliens together?
I know a fool called ‘Star-Lord’ who has a nice ship and we can go to the galaxy together.
Being a bounty hunter there is pretty good…”
Saying that Rocket Raccoon looked at John Wick’s impatient expression, he grinned and confirmed, “This thing has a very strong recoil, are you sure you can handle it?”
John Wicker felt that his patience had reached the limit when faced with the stinking Rocket Raccoon.
The cold-blooded killer struggled to suppress the desire to kill the little raccoon, raised the transmitter on his chest with both hands, and said in a deep voice, “Fire!”
Rocket gritted his teeth and brought the two wires together, and a spark flashed, and John Wicker seemed to be struck by a battering ram.
The huge recoil made him fly, the whole person folded upside down and flew a distance of dozens of meters, and smashed heavily on the wall covered with large feces, smashing the wall into a human-shaped depression.
John Wicker watched as a flash of light erupted in the center of the large jellyfish, and then a blue pulse wave destroyed everything within a hundred meters.
The huge pulse wave brought those terrifying big dung, pouring the whole community into a transparent.
If house prices only dropped by a third just now, these “shit buildings” are estimated to be worthless now.
John Wicker touched his half-broken rib, and as he was dying, he looked back at the almost squashed Rocket Raccoon behind his butt, and said in pain, “Why don’t you put a nuclear weapon on me.
I’d rather be burned to ashes than lie in a hospital and be visited by these neighbors.
”
The Rocket raccoon, whose eyes had already protruded halfway, retched and said, “I remind you, this thing has a lot of recoil.”
John Wicker, who was about to lose consciousness, looked at a few figures in the distance who were pinching their noses.
“Is that guy dead? Pluto gave him a bed in the hospital closest to the septic tank.”
The voice of the old cow made John Wicker suddenly sober up. He took out his phone and called the police with trembling, and said in pain, “I need an ambulance to Los Angeles, I have medical insurance!”
Alvin at school heard that John Wicker and Rocket Raccoon weren’t dead, and he watched old Kent drive a fire truck with a gas mask and a water cannon to rinse the two unlucky ones, and then scavenge Their valuables, that’s what put them on a stretcher.
Looking at the hell-like place on the screen, Alvin endured it for a long time, and finally pointed to a small garden full of flowers, and said with a big laugh: “When that bastard ‘Church’ comes back, he will definitely find that his own Flowers don’t need to be fertilized, hahaha…
The CIA should give this guy a medal to John Wicker, he did the things that crap dared to do, hahaha…
This guy is indeed a top killer, the top killer of murdering ‘house prices’, hahaha…”
JJ looked at the beautiful houses that were soaked with feces, and he said gloatingly: “If I call to buy a house now, shouldn’t the price be particularly cheap?
Well, 500 yuan, no more!
Because I want that shit to be cleaned, it will cost at least 50,000 yuan, hahaha…”
Speaking of JJ, the pioneer of hating the wealthy, he grinned and celebrated with a high-five with a few bitter brothers around him, deeply expressing his schadenfreude mentality.
Frank looked at the gloating JJ, and said with a calm expression: “Temple took out a loan to buy a house there last month, the second in the third row.”
The news like a thunderbolt made JJ’s eyes pop out.
He held his head and said, “Are you kidding me?
My house has just been renovated for less than a year…”
Frank curled his lips slightly and said, “So your house has appreciated in value, and Temple decided to mortgage it and buy a bigger one.
5 minutes ago, this was a shrewd investment!
Now you have a ‘shit building’, congratulations!
”
Everyone laughed and watched JJ sitting on the chair with a desperate look on his chest, murmuring in his mouth: “If I go to blow up the bank, will it forget my loan?”
Alvin patted JJ’s shoulder with a smile, and said, “Don’t worry, I’ll let old Kent find someone to clean it up.
I had him spray your new house with double the deodorant, double the air freshener.
You will forget today’s scene!
My restaurant was attacked by rotten eggs, didn’t I survive it too?
”
JJ looked at the caring boss, he grabbed Alvin’s hand and said: “4 times, deodorant and air freshener are 4 times.
In the future, whoever dares to mention what happened today, I will break his bones.
FUCK!
Where is that bastard John Wicker now?
I’m going to take out his intestines with my own hands and feed the contents to that damn little squirrel.
”
Alvin shook his head and laughed as he looked at this ruthless bastard…
In fact, JJ is not short of money. It is said that the monthly salary is 4,000 yuan. In fact, in recent years, a salary of 2 million will be credited to his account every year at the end of the year.
He is the real elder of the school, the cornerstone of security, how could Alvin treat him badly?
In terms of assets, several guys here, including Steve, are not necessarily rich in JJ.
Because he has a girlfriend who is smart and good at investing…
That pungent female nurse is pulling JJ and running towards the multi-millionaire, and she is almost successful!
Steve looked at everyone talking and laughing, he tapped the TV screen helplessly, and said, “Guys, the war is over!
Should we pop a bottle of champagne to celebrate?
Just now, John Wicker solved the alien center by himself. This guy has made a contribution!
”
Speaking of Steve pointing to the strange picture on the TV…
Those aliens, who have always been alive and fearless, are now like toys that have lost their power, lying on the ground and twitching nervously.
Steve looked at everyone’s strange expressions, he smiled and said, “I think the American government should pay for that septic tank.
Otherwise John Wicker would be too wronged…”
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