Don’t Discriminate Against Species - 55. have a bee in one's bonnet

The information processing team of the Cultivation Management Department felt very bitter, but couldn’t tell.

As soon as daybreak, the media began to hype about pirates encountering ghost ships, and the pirate ships failed, and they were automatically sent to the door and caught by the warship. These media marketing accounts speak vowedly, vividly, and the atmosphere is rendered in place, forcibly concocting a story that is exciting, spiritual, and retributable to cause and effect.

A journalist with a good event proposed to interview the captured pirates. After being rejected by the police, they fabricated it even more bizarre, saying that these pirates had been scared by ghosts, so they were unable to accept interviews from reporters.

Although many netizens think these reports are unreliable, when you are bored at work or studying, some suspenseful and exciting news stories can still improve everyone’s interest.

A netizen said: The ghosts on the sea really abide by the law. They didn’t scare the pirates to death, nor did they eat them, but instead let them run into warships. Isn’t it difficult to find soldiers?

Netizen B replied: Ghosts are also human beings. Maybe this ghost was a law-abiding person before he was alive?

Netizens’ brains have always been cute and big, and there has been a lot of discussion. There are people who actually love this legendary ghost, drew cute cute pictures for him, and made up warm and cute stories. Maybe he was a soldier who died at sea after the defeat a hundred years ago. Although his soul was floating on the sea, he also wanted to protect the people on the sea. Maybe he was a warrior, who had seen righteousness before his death, and never forgot his heart after death.

The story is not true or untrue, but whether it can touch a person.

After reading the story of soldiers turning heroic souls and guarding travellers on the sea hundreds of years ago, the staff of the information team became red eyes. They secretly transferred the story to the Cultivation Forum, and after noting the original author, they gave the author a reward in the comics. Made a sum of money.

“Why do these netizens make up stories like this?” The employee rubbed his red eyes, then turned to connect with the relevant department to check what happened.

The answer he got surprised him. He thought it was an ordinary ship failure, but he didn’t expect that there were pirates making a fuss. It is said that after the pirate ship was towed back to the coast, it was inspected by professionals and all the instruments were normal.

Is it really a super-scientific phenomenon?

Although I was very skeptical, the team’s staff were very skilled in handling this kind of public opinion. First, let a popular science account on the Internet compile a few famous haunted events in history, and finally post the facts and conduct a scientific propaganda.

Then he picked out a credible account, saying that the pirate ship had a problem and was affected by the ocean currents before it floated in front of the warship. As for why the pirates are making hell, there are only two possibilities. One is that they drifted on the sea for too long and ate spoiled food, which caused them to have hallucinations. The second is that they want to pretend to be crazy and behave stupidly in an attempt to escape legal sanctions.

After that, I learned about the notoriety of this pirate ship, and once robbed some cargo ship and killed those innocent sailors. Netizens were stunned by the frenzied behavior of these pirates, and they were so angry that they were inhumane and the haunting incidents were forgotten.

There is nothing in this world that cannot be explained by science. If so, then create conditions to make it scientific.

“By the way, it seems that I haven’t seen the boss go to work in the past two days.” After dealing with the public opinion incidents on the Internet, the information team employee Jia said, “When this happened in the past, the boss would come to see how it was handled in person. I haven’t seen anyone in these two days.”

Employee B shook his head: “It seems to have been injured. In the past two days, a lot of things were handled by several team leaders and Brother Fu.”

“Hey, let me tell you something, you must not tell it.” Colleague A approached colleague B and whispered, “Do you think Brother Fu has a particularly high prestige at the top of our department?”

“That’s because you don’t know. Brother Fu is a life-saving favor to several high-level staff.” Colleague B looked around and lowered his voice. “The video on the night of the Mid-Yuan Festival, Brother Fu’s skills, our department except the boss, I’m afraid no one can fight him yet.”

“What are you two talking about together?” Zhang Ke walked into the office and tapped on their heads with the folder. “Work hard and don’t gossip.”

The two smiled awkwardly, it seems that their words were heard by Brother Zhang. When did Brother Zhang’s hearing become so good?

“Are you two curious? Why did I hear what you two said?” Zhang Ke handed the folder to both of them. “A person with a high level of cultivation has no problem with his eyes and ears. You think this Then, is it possible for Brother Fu to hear it?”

“Brother Zhang, we are just a little curious and have no other meaning.” Colleague A looked around nervously, fearing that Fu Li suddenly appeared, “Brother Fu has such a high cultivation base, everyone will inevitably be a little curious.”

“The old man has something to say, curiosity killed the cat.” Zhang Ke opened his arms, lying on the shoulders of the two of them left and right.

The two nodded again and again, even if they didn’t understand, they had to understand.

“Well, if you have anything you don’t understand in practice, you can ask Brother Fu for advice.” Zhang Ke stopped laughing. “Don’t talk about other things. This document is the latest network security operating code. You guys take a good look.”

Seeing that Zhang Ke didn’t intend to pursue the investigation, the two of them breathed a sigh of relief, and when they looked at the thick safety operation rules, they felt a bit sweet and sick.

Zhang Ke walked out of the office with satisfaction, these guys didn’t know if they were frightened. But Brother Fu was so boring to hear what they said, he didn’t know what he had done in the past two days, not only was his salary deducted almost the same, but he also ran between the office and the boss’s villa.

Whatever he wanted, Zhang Ke saw Fu Lizheng beckoning to make the fruit tree tilt his head as soon as he reached the spiral staircase, so that he could pick the best fruit on the top of the tree. I don’t know how many years this tree has been planted in it. Although it has no shape, it also has some wisdom. If anyone picks the fruit, he will be drawn by the vines on his body. I didn’t expect Brother Fu to be able to coax it. I bow my head.

The red fruit looks very tempting. After Fu Li came over, Zhang Ke cheered up to Fu Li, but he was rejected.

Brother Fu, who has always been generous and generous, didn’t even want to give a fruit. Is it because he stayed with the boss for too long and became stingy?

“I’ll bring these fruits back to Zhuang Qing to eat. If you like it, I will pick a few more points for you tomorrow.” Fu Li took out his mobile phone and looked at the time.

“Brother Fu, Brother Fu.” Zhang Ke quickly grabbed Fu Li’s arm, “Don’t go, I have something to ask you.”

“What?” Fu Li took out his phone and glanced again.

“In a few days it will be the one hundred and fifty-year-old birthday of my sect master. His old man has always admired you very much. I wonder if you can enjoy your face and have a potluck?” Zhang Ke also wanted to take this opportunity to let Fu Li in his cultivation. The world opens up a network of contacts. Now in this society, there are more friends and a good way to go. Just following the boss, it will only become the domestic version of Grandet.

“Okay.” Fu Li agreed, and Zhang Ke took the opportunity to stuff the invitation letter into his hand.

The bus can’t reach Zhuang Qing’s villa. Fu Li can only get off at the intersection and walk across a street to enter the gate of the community. The guard of the community saw him and smiled: “Mr. Fu, you are here.”

“Good afternoon.” Fu Li smiled friendly to the guard, and after two steps, he looked back at the guard post, stomped his feet at random, and walked towards Zhuang Qing’s villa.

The attitude of the property in the high-end villa is exceptionally good. The property manager smiles at people’s attention. This attitude makes the owners willingly pay a lot higher property fees than other communities every month.

Hearing the knock on the door, Zhuang Qing walked quickly to the door, opened the door and said expressionlessly: “Why are you here again?”

“Didn’t you finish the fish you caught the night before?” Fu Li took out the fruit and put it on the fruit plate on the coffee table. “I think the fruit in the department grows very well, but it’s a pity that no one has eaten it.”

“Are you here to visit the patient or to have a meal?” Zhuang Qing was angry when she said this. Yesterday at noon, Fu Li said that she was cooking, and almost burned the kitchen, causing the fire alarm in the villa to keep screaming. , Attracted a bunch of properties.

“Don’t be so serious.” Fu Li slashed the fruit. “There are no perfect monsters in the world. I’m just a bit poor in cooking…”

“Only the cooking skills are worse?” Zhuang Qing snatched the fruit he had cut in his hand, took a bite to his mouth, and snorted and walked to the kitchen. I don’t know what evil he committed in his previous life. In this life, he has managed such a mess, and finally he has a man who can fight, and he can’t worry about it.

Having lived for more than four thousand years, he can’t cook food, write poorly, and spend money lavishly. There are few advantages!

Skilled to kill the fish and remove the scales, Zhuang Qing poured hot oil into the pot without expression, and said to take care of him. In the end, he ate more fish and shrimps than him. Even playing Tetris can yell. These four Lived into the belly of a dog for more than a thousand years.

After the fish was fried, he put the fish in front of Fu Li sternly: “Eat and pad your stomach first.”

Back in the kitchen, Zhuang Qing frowned. Could it be that his five elements are not cheap, why did he even give him fried fish before the meal is ready?

Are you sick

Braised fish, steamed fish, pickled fish, chopped pepper fish head.

The table was full of fish, and Fu Li consciously went into the kitchen to serve food, holding his chopsticks. After setting the tableware, Fu Li suddenly remembered something and took out three jade bottles from his body, “Here is this for you.”

The three bottles were neatly arranged on the table, and Zhuang Qing lowered her eyelids: “Why did you get this again? Didn’t I tell you, I don’t need to drink this?”

“This can’t be broken.” Fu Li pushed the bottle in front of Zhuang Qing, “Now that human beings have developed too much of nature, and the quality of spiritual essence is not as good as before, I can only wrong you to drink these.”

Zhuang Qing looked at the spirit in front of him and tried to put on an indifferent appearance.

Fu Li glanced at him and pointed to the braised fish in the middle: “This fish is so fat, when did I catch such a fish?”

“Naturally I caught it.” Zhuang Qing said blankly, “Don’t talk when you eat.”

Fu Li gave Zhuang Qing a lot of face. He ate most of this plate of braised fish and started to chant: “You are so good. When the last transformation is completed, there will be many females who will court you.”

“The great cause is unsuccessful, what do you want?” Zhuang Qing looked at Fu Li from the corner of her eye, “Or do you have this mind?”

“I think the little girl in Yuanyue Hotel and the Fu Si are pretty good.” Zhuang Qing put down his chopsticks, “Now the cultivation world is not opposed to the love of shemales, you can go to them.”

“Inappropriate.” Fu Li shook his head. “Human life span is only a hundred years short. To him, it is not a good match for me.”

“According to you, if they live a proper lifespan, you will be with them?” Zhuang Qing stood up blankly, “After eating, I will wash the dishes.”

“I’m trying to reason with you, not to be with them.” Fu Li got up to tidy up the table, “Forget it, it doesn’t make sense with your underage.”

Zhuang Qing ignored him with a cold face.

“What’s more, that Fu Si has nothing to do with me. He was just involved in a conspiracy. I took the mirage out of his mind. From then on, I and him are no different from strangers.” Fu Li carried the dirty bowl into the kitchen. , Lowered his head and washed it.

Zhuang Qing looked up at the kitchen, only to see Fu Li’s back with his head down and his apron tied. Listening to Fu Li humming an unknown song, Zhuang Qing went to the study and found out several ancient books, which contained records of ancient times in the human world and the real world.

In fact, he had read these books countless times, and the description of which monster beast in it was in line with Fu Li’s own characteristics. In the world of human mythology, the most widely circulated “Shan Hai Jing”, the content in it is fictitious, true and false, but there is also no legendary demon like Fuli.

Turning to a page at will, there is a slightly distorted abstract picture on it, Zhuang Qing laughed at herself. The contents recorded in this book are all things that existed thousands of years ago. Fu Li was no more than four thousand years old, and he had been in the mountains for these years. How could it be possible for humans to record information related to him.

I opened an ancient book with yellowed lines and recorded a lot of interesting folk nonsense. Most of these were made up by the folks and had no cultural value. Therefore, apart from those in his hands, they have long been lost in the human world.

The opened page recorded a very boring story.

During the new dynasty, a healer encountered a rabbit, and he came to him under the guise of others, and the healer was shocked. Waking up again, is it really a dream?

The new dynasty…about ten years AD. This short dynasty was only a short-lived in history. There are very few records about this dynasty. How could these ghost stories have been passed down?

The stories about farmers meeting monsters and scholars meeting pornographic ghosts are nothing new. Most of them are just made up by sour scholars, and they only dream of having an affair.

“Zhuang Qing.” Fu Li knocked on the door, “rest early, don’t forget to drink the spirit, I will go back first.”

“Wait.” Zhuang Qing took out her mobile phone, “You become a prototype.”

“Huh?” Fu Li was stunned, “What do you want to do?”

“Don’t you think you are a magical rabbit?” Zhuang Qing said, “After I take the picture, I will check it slowly.”

Fu Li awkwardly changed back to his original prototype. Zhuang Qing took the phone and took a picture from all angles, then carried the rabbit to the table and put it on the table: “If you keep in the rabbit shape, I can lend you my living room sofa tonight. ”

“Forget it.” Fu Li jumped off the table and said in a human form: “I still prefer bed.”

Bang.

Fu Li looked at the door closed mercilessly behind him, drooped his shoulders, and sighed: “The demon in the rebellious period is really troublesome.”

Zhuang Qing stood behind the window, watching Fu Li slowly walk out of the community, and stretched out her hand to close the curtains.

When he walked to the gate of the community, Fu Li found a lot of people around the gate, and even the police rushed to the scene.

“These scumbags driving drunk are really harmful to others.” Peng Hang took a good photo of the scene and looked down at the guard platform in front of him. If it weren’t for the guard platform to stop him, the drunk driver would drive into the guard booth.

In a luxury villa area like this, there are at least four guards on duty at each door. If the car crashes into it, there may be a few lives.

The forensic evidence was taken at the scene and photographed to Peng Hangdao: “Team Peng, judging from the tire marks on the scene, the driver did not brake.”

“Asshole!” Peng Hang cursed in a low voice, “If you want to die, die by yourself, don’t harm others.”

“Team Peng, you should be quiet, there are still onlookers around.” Forensic said in a low voice, “Well, you can bear to scold again when you return to the game.”

Peng Hang took two deep breaths: “How are the injured residents in the community?”

“I heard from the people in the ambulance that the victim was lucky. Before the car hit, he fell somehow, just avoiding the route the vehicle hit, but there was a drag on his back, which is not serious.”

“That’s good.” A colleague from the Transportation Bureau next to him was collecting evidence. The drunk driving driver had been sent to the hospital. Peng Hang was a little irritated and scratched his hair. He turned his head and found a familiar figure in the crowd.

He hurriedly squeezed the crowd and called Fu Li: “Mr. Fu, do you live here?”

Migrant workers who were still moving bricks on the construction site a few months ago moved into high-end villas so soon? This is a big prize of 20 bets, right?

“Officer Peng.” Fu Li greeted Peng Hang with a smile, “I live in the company’s employee dormitory. This is where the company boss lives.”

Not long after I arrived at the new company, I was able to visit the boss’s private residence. It seems that this Fu Li is highly valued by his boss. Peng Hang didn’t know why he had to stop Fu Li, and now he was a little embarrassed when facing Fu Li’s smile.

“Something happened here just now, Mr. Fu must pay attention to safety when he walks at night.”

“Thank you.” Fu Li nodded, “I will remember.”

If he crashed someone else’s car, he couldn’t afford it.

When he finally finished the scene, Peng Hang lay down in the car, wishing to fall asleep right away. He has been working overtime for more than 30 hours. Suddenly, he sat up straight from the chair, shocking the colleague sitting next to him.

“Team Peng, what’s wrong with you?”

“You see a lot of people surrounded by a certain place, and there are policemen at the scene, will you look curiously?”

“People will have curiosity while they are alive. Even if they don’t run over to join in the fun, how can they look twice more.”

Yes, this is the normal reaction of most people. He finally felt that something was wrong, that is, Fu Li had no interest in the scene of the accident from beginning to end. When talking to him, he didn’t even look at it.

The young man in Fu Li didn’t seem to have such curiosity. The woman who jumped off the building, the python, the landlord, the car accident…

Peng Hang touched his arm, this Fu Li seemed to be a bit wicked.

People who are too full of words are often easily beaten in the face.

Fu Li also vowed to say the night before that Fu Si was only a person implicated in the conspiracy. When he went out to investigate the haunted scene of a college the next day, he ran into Fu Si at the top of the stairs.

Fu Si was accompanied by a group of school leaders, and Zhuang Qing and Fu Li were accompanied by the principal personally leading the way.

“Mr. Zhuang.” Fu Si and Zhuang Qing had contact in the mall, and they shook hands with Zhuang Qing amicably. Then his eyes fell on Fu Li, and he looked in a trance: “This one is?”

“My assistant.” Zhuang Qing withdrew her hand, her expression was very cold, and she didn’t even introduce Fu Li’s name.

“Zhuang’s assistant is very kind, I seem to have met him somewhere.” Fu Si took out a business card and handed it to Fu Li, “I hope we have a chance to cooperate next time.”

Fu Li took the business card: “Maybe it’s because of my more popular face.”

Other people nearby:…

Good-looking people are always confident, and good-looking men who speak of their public appearance are shameless.

“You really can laugh.” Fu Si’s eyes were very gentle. When he stared at someone, he always gave the illusion that he was being loved. Such men are very likable to women and popular with men.

“Mr. Fu, please feel free. We still have things to do, so we won’t be with you.” Zhuang Qing slightly nodded to Fu Si, with a bit of arrogance in his politeness. In my eyes, it is elegant and elegant.

When people’s status is different, the actions they make will have different interpretations in the eyes of others.

“Please.” Fu Si yielded a step to the side. He turned and watched Zhuang Qing and Fu Li walk up the stairs, his eyes kept on Fu Li.

Just when Fu Li was about to disappear around the corner, he stopped and glanced down, which happened to match Fu Si’s eyes.

Fu Si was taken aback for a moment, and his eyes were a little confused and unfamiliar.

“Goodbye.” Fu Li smiled at Fu Si and followed in Zhuang Qing’s footsteps.

Fu Si opened his mouth, wanting to answer something, and suddenly his mind was dizzy for a moment. After he stood firmly, he felt a little inexplicable.

“During working hours, don’t be distracted.” Zhuang Qing stood outside the rooftop door, raised her chin, “Go and open the door.”

The principal took out the key and prepared to step forward, but was stopped by Zhuang Qing.

“Don’t move.” He took the key from the principal and handed it to Fu Li, “Go.”

When Fu Li took the key, he added: “It’s not easy to think about something.”

Fu Li:?

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Good night, see you tomorrow~