Don’t Discriminate Against Species - 45. Spicy Rabbit Dice

When Zhuang Qing went out of the office, he saw all the employees in the office gnawing snacks, and seeing him come out, these employees hid all the snacks in a blatant way. I don’t want to think about their mouthful of oil and the smell of the house. It would be strange if he didn’t know what they were doing.

Pretending not to see their little action, Zhuang Qing searched the room again: “Where did Fu Li go again?”

“Boss, Brother Fu went to see Kunpeng.” When talking about the word Kunpeng, Zhang Ke lowered his voice, “Why don’t you wait for Brother Fu to come back and look for him again?”

Zhuang Qing sullenly did not speak, and then turned back to the office.

Fu Li walked into Kunpeng’s room and saw the huge fat bird in the middle of the room. He yelled twice. Kunpeng did not respond, so he went forward and pulled his wings and pulled off a few hairs to wake Kunpeng.

Kunpeng transformed into a human form and sat up from the ground: “Rabbit, are you back?”

Fu Li sat down in front of Kunpeng cross-legged: “Master Kunpeng, taste the local specialties I brought you back.” After speaking, he took out a lot of things from Qiankun’s bag, including spicy sticks.

“What can I do if I have something to eat and no wine?” Kunpeng asked Fu Li, “Have you bought any wine? If you didn’t buy it, I’ll use the porter technique to get some.”

“My lord, if a mortal discovers that his stuff suddenly disappears, he will be frightened.” Fu Li began to dig in Qiankun’s bag again, “and it’s not right to steal things. I have jars of old wine from thousands of years ago. It’s a demon in the mountains. It’s brewed in repair and brewing. It’s just that I was young at that time and the elders on the mountain didn’t let me drink it. I secretly hid a few cans in the Qiankun bag. If you don’t mention it today, I almost forgot about it.”

The wine jar that Fu Li took out was very ordinary. The jar made of clay was very ugly. There was dirt on the outside that hadn’t been wiped off, as if it had just been dug out from the ground.

“How can the male demon not drink?” Kun Peng patted the lid of the wine jar, and the clear fragrance of wine came out, and the spirit quickly filled the whole room. He threw the wine jar to Fu Li, “Come on, I will drink with you today.”

Fu Li took the wine jar and said, “It is the little demon’s blessing to be accompanied by Master Kunpeng.” He raised the wine jar and drank a sip of the fruit wine he had been curious about countless times.

Some are cool, but more are sweet and fragrant.

“Outrageous!” Kunpeng also picked up the wine jar and drank a big sip, the wine poured into his throat, only feeling relaxed and happy, and ecstatic: “Good wine, good wine! The elders in Guishan have a pair of skillful hands. If I have a chance, I I must visit in person.”

Fu Li laughed, and the drink ran down his throat into his shirt: “It’s a pity that the mountains have regretted. There are hundreds of monsters in the mountains, but I am still alive.” He grabbed the wine jar with one hand and touched Kunpeng. After touching the wine jar, “These wines can be tasted by Master Kunpeng. It is their fate.”

Unexpectedly, Kunpeng didn’t expect that there would be such a thing. He patted Fu Li on the shoulder: “I have wine now and I am drunk now. Don’t look back at the past, come and do it.”

The wine brewed by humans is strong, but for the demon, it is not easy to get drunk. The demon brewed wine, although not strong, can easily make the demon intoxicated.

After a few cans of wine, Fu Li, who had never drunk spirit wine, was already drunk. He leaned on the soft carpet, propped his head with one hand, and poured the wine into his mouth while holding the wine jar with the other hand, his eyes changed. Became golden.

Kunpeng brags to Fu Li about his past scenery and deeds, and talks about the grievances and hatreds of the big monsters.

“Zhu Diao and Fei have always been at odds. These two idiots will fight whenever they meet. They are withdrawn and cannibals if they don’t agree with each other. I don’t know if they have survived these years.”

“It’s dead.” Fu Li waved his hand and pointed to the sky outside the window.

“It seems that Lao Tzu was sealed in the sea and had his life back.” Kun Peng pushed the empty wine jar aside, “Then Bai Ze and Kang are my enemies or benefactors?”

“Seal?” Fu Li looked at Kun Peng dizzy.

“You got it wrong.” Kunpeng soaked up half of his wine, “I didn’t say that. Come and drink.”

“Oh oh oh.” Fu Li lowered his head to drink the wine in the jar, and suddenly he snapped, turning into an adult palm-sized hair ball and falling into the jar, leaving only a pile of clothes on the ground.

“Why are you so drunk?” Kunpeng shook his head, “The bastard who has never drunk is too weak.”

He reached out and touched the wine jar, grabbed the two long ears, and lifted them out. He half-squinted at the rabbit in his hand. Are the rabbit’s teeth sharper? It’s a pity that this jar of good wine was wasted as bath water.

Kunpeng saw the wine ticking on his body and opened his mouth to dry the hair on Fuli’s body.

“Kunpeng Da…” Zhuang Qing walked into the door and saw Kunpeng opening his mouth and carrying a rabbit in his hand. Except for a pile of clothes, there was no figure of Fu Li in the room, his face changed suddenly, and he took out his own destiny. Jian, calmly said: “Kunpeng, you put him down!”

Kunpeng looked at the rabbit in his hand, and then at Zhuang Qing, who was intent on killing him, but his slightly drunk mind didn’t react.

Seeing Kunpeng’s unwillingness to let go, Zhuang Qing squeezed his sword tightly. He walked a few steps forward, sweating on his forehead: “Kunpeng, Fu Li has been treating you sincerely, why do you want to eat it?” Seeing Fu Li was motionless in Kunpeng’s hand, and dragon scales began to appear on Zhuang Qing’s face and hands, and Longwei scattered.

“Boss!” All the Shui Clan demon cultivators in the entire management office bounced up. This was due to their physical instincts.

“Chu Yu, Lin Gui, what’s the matter with you?” Ning Xuan saw the newly arrived yellow-throated turtles all stood up and threw down the half-eaten rabbit head, “Did something happen to the boss?”

The boss was looking for Fu Li just now, and he went back to the office when Fu Li was absent. After a while, he walked out again. Could it be…

“Kunpeng?!” He swished into a flying sword, broke the glass window and flew out.

“Do you want to do it with me?” Kun Peng thought that Zhuang Qing wanted to provoke herself, and snorted coldly, “A trivial hairy dragon is also in front of me.” He threw the prototype Fu Li in his hand aside, both hands. Take a palm and pat to Zhuang Qing.

Zhuang Qing glanced at Fu Li, who was thrown motionless in the corner, and he was relieved, at least Kun Peng couldn’t care about eating him now.

Unintentionally in love, Zhuang Qing pulled a sword flower and held hands with Kunpeng heavily. With the wind of Kunpeng’s palm, he turned over and flew to Fu Li’s side. In a blink of an eye, Kunpeng hit another palm, he quickly stuffed Fu Li into his suit pocket, gritted his teeth and greeted him with his palms.

“Boom!”

Zhuang Qing’s body was full of golden light. With this full palm, he was evenly matched with Kunpeng. Taking advantage of this gap, he retreated to the door and shouted to Ning Xuan, Chu Yu and others who had rushed over, “Don’t come over.”

The Shui clan was born to take orders from the Dragon clan. At this time, Zhuang Qing’s merits and virtues were so great that most of them dared not step forward.

Only Chaoyun was able to get closer to Zhuang Qing without being afraid of the golden light of merit and the power of the dragon because he took the form of the female emperor’s dragon gas. But at this time the room was filled with demons, and she struggled to maintain her human form.

“Chaoyun, take Fu Li away.” Zhuang Qing took an object from her pocket and threw it at Chao Yun. Chao Yun hurriedly reached out to catch it, and then quickly stepped back to her companion before she had enough energy to see what she was holding. thing.

This is a rabbit?

The boss just now seemed to tell her to take Fu Li away, could it be…

Chaoyun looked at the little rabbit that he could easily hold in his palm with two hands. This is the body of Brother Fu?

“You dragon is okay?” Kunpeng didn’t expect Zhuang Qing to have such a strong merit and golden light. Thinking of the character of God’s way of disagreement with thunder, he dare not really fight Zhuang Qing, “I have a few drinks with the rabbit. No way?”

“Drinking?” Zhuang Qing sneered, “Do you need to put the talisman in your mouth while drinking?”

“He is such a small rabbit, he can’t even stuff his teeth, why should I eat him?” Kun Peng almost exploded his lungs after taking a bite of it inexplicably, “He fell into the wine jar, I picked it up and blown it up Don’t have a bunch of delicious snacks here, go eat a rabbit with fur, am I stupid in your eyes?”

Zhuang Qing noticed that there were several ugly and earthy wine jars rolling on the ground, and snack packaging bags had overflowed from the trash can.

“Master Kunpeng forgive me, I misunderstood you.” Zhuang Qing put away the sword and gave a big gift to Kunpeng.

According to the past temperament, Kun Peng, no matter whether he misunderstood or not, he absolutely slapped the opponent. But the miscellaneous hair dragon in front of him was not good, and the shining merits and profound cultivation made him decide to step on the ladder.

“Hmph, because you care about Fu Li, I don’t care about you today, let’s not take it as an example.” Kun Peng snorted coldly, “Go out, don’t disturb me drinking.”

Xian Za Yao waited to leave, these wines are his exclusive.

“Thank you Kunpeng-sama for your tolerance.” Zhuang Qing helped Kunpeng close the door, turned and walked towards the colleague who was guarding the stairway.

“Boss, how are you doing?”

“Should we go to the Demon League to send people over?”

“What’s wrong with Brother Fu, what did Kunpeng do to Brother Fu?” Zhang Ke, who usually mentioned that Kunpeng didn’t dare to speak up, was already red with anger at this time, “That beast, Brother Fu treats him so well, he return……”

“It’s okay, I misunderstood something.” Zhuang Qing walked to Chaoyun, and stretched out her hand to roughly pull Fu Li’s hair up, “You continue to return to your work position, Fu Li will do it to me.”

“Hey, boss…” Zhang Ke wanted to make Zhuang Qing’s movements gentle, but when Zhuang Qing’s icy gaze came over, he accompanied a smiling face, “If you lift the rabbit like this, the rabbit may be uncomfortable.”

“I know.” Zhuang Qing dropped this sentence and strode away.

Zhang Ke looked at Chaoyun and asked in a low voice, “The one you held just now is really Brother Fu?”

Chaoyun hadn’t recovered much yet. Hearing Zhang Ke’s question, he stammered: “Yes, maybe it is.”

Although it has long been known that Fu Li is a rabbit demon, because the opponent’s cultivation base is high, they can’t equate the rabbit with Fu Li. Until today, they truly believed that Fu Li was really a rabbit with a head of over 20 centimeters, a furry and harmless rabbit.

When she walked to no one’s place, Zhuang Qing glanced behind her, and threw Fu Li onto her arm. When I went to the office, I took a coat and put it on the bunny, Zhuang Qing built an enchantment and went straight back to her room from the office.

Putting the rabbit on the sofa, Zhuang Qing went to the kitchen to pour tea for herself, and then turned on the TV to watch boring variety shows. After looking at it for a while, he always felt that the rabbit’s head was hanging down and looked very uncomfortable, so he put a small pillow under the rabbit’s head.

After a while, he saw the coat that fell on the ground was not pleasing to his eyes, so he picked up the coat and threw it on the rabbit’s body, and pulled it down, exposing the rabbit’s head.

Under normal circumstances, rabbits’ ears are pointed upwards, while Fu Li’s ears hang on both sides of the furry head. The ends are pointed, like the head of a brush. The front teeth are not very obvious either, but on both sides they seem to have two sharp tiger teeth. The nose does not look like a rabbit, but more like a puppy’s nose. No wonder he doesn’t like transforming, the original body has a slight variation.

Zhuang Qing stretched out his hand to take a breath next to his nose and flicked his ears again. The sleeping rabbit did not respond, and was not at all defensive.

A silly rabbit like this can live for more than four thousand years. It depends on fate to cultivate a high level and the demon in the mountains is simple and honest, right?

Zhuang Qing was inexplicably psychologically unbalanced, and stretched out her hand to poke Fu Li’s fluffy belly a few times. It seems that those monsters have raised this rabbit well, and there is meat under the fur.

The variety show on TV has ended, and now it’s a food show in which the host is teaching the audience how to make a spicy rabbit dish. Zhuang Qing looked at the fat rabbit on the sofa, then looked at the rabbit meat stir-fried in the oil pan on the TV, took out a pack of Fu Lisong’s spicy rabbit heads, and slowly nibbleed.

Fu Li felt like he was back two thousand years ago. He told King Ganglu that he was already an adult demon and he wanted to go out and have a look. As a result, he just walked to the foot of the mountain when he encountered a wounded human being. The first time he saw a person, he felt a little strange, so he took the human to find the doctor. How could he know that the doctors were scared to talk after seeing him? Can’t say it all.

He went to the human world for the first time. He had no experience, had nothing on his body, and didn’t know that he would become a human form and then communicate with humans. So in the end, he had to take the man back to the mountain again, and randomly found some medicine for him to eat from King Gang.

This human being saved by him can not only tell stories, but also draw and write. He found it interesting, so he left this man behind. The demon cultivators in the mountains felt that he was young and that raising a human as a pet could nurture his temperament and relieve boredom, so no one objected.

Fu Li didn’t remember that he had kept this pet for several years. Later the pet died. Before he died, he was not allowed to keep other pets in the future. He was a good owner and had to agree to the pet’s request.

Turning over, Fu Li felt like he was stuck in a pit. He opened his eyes and found that his head was stuck in a huge sofa gap. He kicked his head with the kick of his mission.

“Woke up?”

Zhuang Qing walked over and put a plate in front of him. There were three carrots that were tender but not cut.

Fu Li shook his ears, only to realize that he seemed to have become the original form. He shrank into the sofa cushion, trying to cover his body.

“Don’t bother to hide, I can see clearly what your original shape is.” Zhuang Qing pushed the carrot plate in front of Fu Li, “Any species will mutate, and the same goes for rabbits. Anyway… It’s still pretty.”

“We have hair.” Fu Li shook the very fluffy hair on his body, and pushed the plate aside in disgust, “I hate eating carrots.”

“A rabbit does not eat carrots, what kind of rabbit?” Zhuang Qing pushed the plate back to its original position, “eat.”

“Don’t eat!” Fu Li pushed over again.

“Rabbits are still picky eaters?” Zhuang Qing did not push back this time, took a carrot from the plate and looked at it. This is the order he placed on the Xiuzhen shopping app. NS?

“They humans still don’t like to eat, so don’t we rabbits not like to eat carrots?” Fu Li shook his short tail. Anyway, Zhuang Qing had seen the weirdness of his original shape, and he simply broke the jar. Too lazy to change back into a human form.

Although the transformed human form is larger than the original form, it is still not self-contained.

Seeing the rabbit on the sofa posing with his belly up, Zhuang Qing took the plate away: “Then what do you want to eat?”

“Are there any shrimps?” Fu Li’s ears trembled, his golden eyes with a moist luster, “Except for rabbit meat, I can eat everything, not picky eaters.”

If Fu Li maintained his human form and said this to Zhuang Qing at this time, Zhuang Qing would definitely say no without even thinking about it. But now it was a rabbit talking, or a fat and tender white-haired rabbit, Zhuang Qing said with a calm face: “You wait.”

Zhuang Qing, who has lived alone for nearly two thousand years, has a very good cooking skills. The food is quickly prepared, and Fu Li floats at the door of the kitchen maintaining his original shape.

Fu Li, which has changed back to its original form, is like regaining his nature, speaking and doing things more casually. Probably because that layer of human skin was torn off, there was no need to pay too much attention to human laws and morals.

As a rabbit, Fu Li’s favorite is not vegetarian dishes, but meat. Especially love fish and shrimp, this taste is very similar to Zhuang Qing. Listening to the sound of Fu Li’s clicking and chewing fish bones, Zhuang Qing felt that her bones were a little sore, and she couldn’t help but rub her shoulders a few times. .”

“Oh.” Fu Li, who was already rich, didn’t care about the small two hundred yuan.

Seeing his long ears tossing around, Zhuang Qing couldn’t help but said, “You really don’t plan to become a human being and eat again?”

“I haven’t recovered my body for two thousand years.” Fu Li kicked his hind legs, “Let me enjoy it for a while.”

Although he is a bit ugly, Zhuang Qing is not a pure-blood dragon. Don’t dislike anyone. After seeing this, Fu Li had a very happy meal.

Zhuang Qing endured, and silently reminded herself that she still owed the opponent Hunyuan Pill and the diamond with the big fist, so she couldn’t get angry.

Take the short hand, take the short hand, and take the short hand.

“Your home is decorated so beautifully.” Fu Li lay on the soft chair with his belly up, looking at the gems on the wall and the natural crystal chandeliers on the roof. He took out a bunch of colorful gems in his ears, and said A rainbow with precious stones on the wall, it must be very beautiful.”

Ever since I went down the mountain without carrying anything, Fu Li has the habit of hiding the universe bag in his ears since then.

“Rainbow?” Zhuang Qing felt that Fu Li’s aesthetic was too vulgar.

Fu Li said, “We have a colorful deer on the mountain, which looks beautiful.” After speaking, he patted the gems with his paw, and the gems flew into the air automatically, placed in the shape of a rainbow, and clung to the wall. , Exudes a bright light.

“How about it, okay?” Fu Li patted his front paws. “Your young demon still lacks a little bit of aesthetics.”

“You put gems on the wall of my house, don’t you want it?” Zhuang Qing looked at the colorful rainbow on the wall with a delicate expression.

“It’s okay. I will come to your house next time to appreciate it.” Fu Li was satisfied with his craftsmanship. “We are monsters, so we don’t need to value things outside the body so much. In the final analysis, it’s just a pile of rocks.”

These things can be piled up into a mountain in his universe bag.

“Forget it, let me keep it for you.” Zhuang Qing sighed, seeming to have seen Fu Li’s future because he was too lavish, and finally ragged on the streets.

“It’s up to you, just be happy.” Fu Li slapped his ears and floated back to lie down on the sofa. Although he has woken up, he is still drunk, and he is drowsy again after eating.

Fortunately, Zhuang Qing’s face was cold and warm, and he couldn’t bear to be drunk by a demon, so he took good care of him.

The little demons just like these shining things and make him a rainbow, just to make him happy. When he was young, he also liked these things. After the adult demon cultivator in the mountains knew about it, he used gems to build a beautiful galaxy, a luminous tree, and a luminous path.

He closed his eyes, and seemed to hear the white ape’s constant nagging noise, and the chattering noise of sparrows, and the roar of King Gang’s chasing after him, asking him to finish his meal. .

The meal that King Gangju cooked was unpalatable and ugly, and he had to finish it. For a time, Fu Li was most afraid of eating.

“Minister Zhuang, this rabbit is your pet, so cute.”

Fu Li opened his eyes and met the speaker.

Oh?

Isn’t this who from the Qinglong clan? It seems that he was the one who bullied Zhuang Qing last time?

Today, I am chasing home. What does he want to do?

“It seems that Fu Li, a newcomer to the department, is too capable, so that Minister Zhuang has free time to keep pets.” Qing Yan looked away from the rabbit. For him, the weak creature, the rabbit, is the same as the cup on the table. There is no difference between the cushions on the sofa.

He showed a gentle smile to Zhuang Qing, “You really don’t worry at all, Fu Li is embarrassing you?”

Zhuang Qing looked down at the rabbit lying on the cushion: “…”

The rabbit crawled silently into the gap of the sofa, only showing a round and short tail.

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Juvenile Dragon: Capable?

Fu Li: I am Fu Li. I bring salt to the picky rabbit.

Good night, see you tomorrow~