Carefree Cultivation in Another World - Chapter Chapter 1 - Everywhere you go, you get struck by lightning

[Chapter 1: Everywhere you go, you get struck by lightning?]

“Today is a good day, a good day. I come here every day to hug the beauties, hug the beauties, uh, hug the beauties…”

Someone sang an unknown song. What does it mean to be unknown? He changed it and sang it randomly. , carrying a wine bottle, burping and stumbling around, smelling of alcohol.

You ask me who I am, hum, listen clearly, I am the one who is loved by everyone and makes flowers bloom. . . . . . (Omit 1000 words) Every mouse will fall in love with Ye Shengtian.

Today, Ye Shengtian is very happy. Why? Because the company chairman finally realized his talents and promoted himself to deputy manager. When the general manager leaves in a few years, that position will no longer be the meat of our pot, quack.

Ye Shengtian is 32 years old this year. He grew up in kindergarten. He has been working in this company after graduation. He has been working in this company for 8 years. He works hard and does everything big and small. He doesn’t even have a girlfriend for the sake of his career. He focuses on his career. He is a standard old man. Virgin. Several female colleagues once expressed their opinions to him, but Ye Shengtian looked down upon him. In his words, although I have an average appearance and can hardly be found in the crowd, I am still a person with status and career. Men, when looking for a wife, you don’t need to be pretty, at least she is a virtuous and lovely person.

“Boom…Boom…” Suddenly there was lightning and thunder, and large black clouds covered the sky. Just when passers-by were rushing to run home to avoid the rain, a bolt of lightning as thick as a telephone pole suddenly flashed down. .

“Ah…” With a scream, Ye Shengtian was immediately struck by lightning, and his body turned into countless particles and disappeared into the dust. Ye Shengtian’s last thought before he died was: Damn, I’m still a virgin!

At the place where Ye Shengtian was struck by lightning, there was a large hole 3 meters long, 1 meter wide and 5 meters deep. Passers-by couldn’t help but gasp when they saw the deep hole.

Passerby A said to Passerby B, “Brother, I just saw a man killed by lightning, and even the body was gone. It’s so bad. I don’t know how many evil things the family has done.”

Passerby B said, “I saw it too. He was a pretty good guy. Although he was not as handsome as me, he died in such a cowardly way. “Yes, he was also a narcissistic guy.

Passerby C came up and said mysteriously: “I know who this guy is. Murder and rape are commonplace for this guy. He even doesn’t spare a 6-year-old girl and an 80-year-old grandmother. He commits crimes on the move. The public security agency is now wanted on the Internet.” , according to rumors, this person is also a homosexual, and has raped about 10 male students.”

Passerby A: “Damn, it’s disgusting, let me tell you, there are hundreds of people on the street, how could it be his turn to be struck by lightning. , it would be easier for him to die.”

Passerby B: “Damn, you are a bastard, a scumbag, even young girls and old women, I have never tasted that.”

Passers-by A and C fell to the ground and uttered words .

foam.

Ye Shengtian looked blankly at the chattering crowd in front of him, not hearing a word, and shook his head to wake himself up. Hey, am I not dead? Ye Shengtian took two steps, uh, damn, it’s a soul. He felt very uneasy. It turns out that people really have souls after death. I remember being struck by lightning, how could I still be alive? It turns out that I just realized that I didn’t take two steps but drifted two steps.

Doesn’t it mean that after death, Black Wuchang and Bai Wuchang come to lock the soul, cross the Naihe Bridge, drink Meng Po soup, and then reincarnate? I’ve been hanging up for a quarter of an hour, why haven’t you come yet? Damn, he was so unprofessional. He didn’t know where to hide and was lazy. He just received his salary and didn’t work. Ye Shengtian curled his lips. If Black and White Wu Chang hears this, he will definitely point his nose and yell shamelessly: Damn it, I work so hard, and my monthly salary is not enough for me to gamble twice, let alone visit a brothel and pay for it. Mistress or something.

As the saying goes, if you talk about Cao Cao, Cao Cao will come. No, the two brothers Black and White Wuchang came wandering over with soul-locking chains in hand. I saw that Black and White Wuchang were just like the legend. Hei Wuchang wore black clothes, and Bai Wuchang wore white clothes. Their tongues were not as long as in the mythical novels, but their looks were really unflattering. They were just a pair of brothers in need.

Black and white Wuchang came to Ye Shengtian, took a second look, and became bored.

Hei Wuchang said: “Old Bai, our two brothers came all the way from the underworld to catch this bird man. Look at what he looks like. He gets struck by lightning even when he walks.” Ye Shengtian was depressed. I was dead. I had been promoted and had a drink to celebrate, but I didn’t want to be struck by lightning while walking. I had just calmed down from the shock to my soul, a phenomenon only found in the myth of Black and White, and I was stimulated by Black and White’s words. Jealousy, yes, it’s just jealousy. Seeing that my brother is fairer and handsomer than him makes you jealous to death.

Bai Wuchang said: “Brother Hei is right. During this period of time, you can go have a drink, but official business must be done openly. Otherwise, the two brothers will not be able to bear the blame.”

“Well, that’s right. If you catch him, go back immediately. Why do I feel like something will happen today?”

“I feel the same way. Don’t think about it and leave immediately.” Seeing Hei Wuchang still thinking, Bai Wuchang said.

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Hei Bai Wuchang immediately turned to Ye Shengtian and locked the soul chain in his hand on Ye Shengtian. It’s not that he doesn’t want to hide, but that he can’t hide. The soul-locking chain is the nemesis of ghosts and the like. It was forged by the underworld king of hell with ten-thousand-year soul stones, and was later given to black and white impermanence. Once the ghosts and immortals are locked, it is extremely difficult to escape. , it can be said to be a very powerful immortal weapon.

Ye Shengtian felt a strange flow of energy in his body. This energy locked his whole body and he couldn’t even move his fingers.

Black and White Wuchang dragged Ye Shengtian, dozens of meters at a time.

Even if you go to the underworld, you still have to inquire about the situation, otherwise your eyes will be dark, and you will offend someone. Oh, no, it’s a ghost official or a ghost official. Maybe he will be sentenced to the beast realm, or go to the 18th level of hell. Thinking of this, Ye Shengtian’s whole body Shiver.

“Two ghost brothers, where are you taking me?” Ye Shengtian rolled his eyes, got his plan on his mind, and broke the silence first.

“Your kid knows the advisor, so of course he will take you to the underworld.” Hei Wuchang said.

“I heard that the King of Hell judges each person based on their merit points and sin points. Are the two eldest brothers true?”

“It’s true. Everyone’s merit points and sin points are equal to each other. If they have more merit points, they will vote. A good family will be rich and powerful in the next life, such as an emperor’s family; if there are too many sins, they will be thrown into a poor family or a beast. But Ye Shengtian knew that it was better not to go to the eighteen levels of hell.

‘Well, although I peeped at girls bathing when I was 8, fought when I was 12, and looked at Japanese art after 15, until now, I still have a learning mentality. In order to benefit beauties in the future, those postures must be learned. I once donated money to the disabled at the station, no more, no less, exactly 1 yuan. In summary, I have not done anything evil. It seems that I will still be a human being in the next life. Thinking of this, Ye Shengtian couldn’t help but feel happy.

“Two eldest brothers, the younger brother has just arrived. I wonder if he will be reincarnated in the underworld for two years? It’s okay to work as a ghost.” Ye Shengtian looked at the two of them with bright eyes. The two of them shivered at the sight. Could it be? Let’s take a good bite, the two of them thought to themselves.

Bai Wuchang said: “Boy, it’s not that my brothers look down on you. A ghost in the underworld has at least 100 years of cultivation. You, a new ghost, are not worthy of carrying my shoes.”

Well, Ye Shengtian was speechless. He didn’t expect that there was not even a kid. So powerful. But I feel unwilling to do so. I have finally gone back and forth to hell. If I don’t play for a few years, I will be sorry for the party, the people, and the country. This has nothing to do with the party and the people.

“Based on the status of the two eldest brothers in the underworld, this small matter for the younger brother is not a matter of a word. Apart from the King of Hell, it depends on the faces of others.”

“Then the status of our two brothers is beyond the control of Po Meng and the judge. Comparatively, Mrs. Meng wrote to Mr. Yan three or five times to remove me from my position. My brothers are not doing well.” Bai Wuchang was praised by Ye Shengtian. He held his head high and had the aura of being the best in the world. Said stinkingly.

“Boy, your affairs will be taken care of by our two brothers. Let’s talk to Mr. Yan later. You can work under me first and join a wealthy family in a few years.” Hei Wuchang was in a good mood and said immediately.

“Thank you two brothers. I will remember your kindness in the future.” Ye Shengtian quickly thanked you.

Black and White Wuchang was very satisfied with Ye Shengtian’s attitude and nodded. Hush, I finally got it done. I wasted all my talk, but luckily it was not in vain. It’s easy to get a job these days, all I have to do is kneel down. Fortunately, I have a good character and charm, and I can get it done in a matter of seconds. I am worthy of being called a great young man in the new century.

Along the way, I chatted with Black and White about my experiences in the underworld, and arrived at the gate of the underworld in half an hour.

Ye Shengtian carefully looked at the gate of the underworld. It was very primitive. It had been standing here for tens of thousands of years. Various ghost symbols were carved on the door, which were lifelike. There were also various kinds of boys densely packed, and they didn’t know what they were used for. The door knocker glowed white and was extremely sacred in Ye Shengtian’s eyes, as if he would be purified as soon as he got close to it.

“What is that white light?” Ye Shengtian said to Black and White Wuchang.

“Boy, that iron ring is made of thousands of years of iron essence. It has been blessed by Master Guanyin and has been blessed by Buddha’s light. Ordinary demons and ghosts will be destroyed as soon as they get close. If you can withstand it for half a quarter of an hour in the Mahayana period, it’s good. My brother is a two-day immortal. Even without the token of the underworld, Bai Wuchang asked Ye Shengtian and said casually.

Wow, what a great thing. If you can take it home, you will definitely be able to sell it for a lot of money. Then you can have villas, cars, beauties, whatever you want. Haha, Ye Shengtian laughed arrogantly, and in his head, he felt uncomfortable hugging him from left to right. Ye Shengtian actually sells such a sacred object for money. If a cultivator knows about it, he will definitely point his nose at him and curse him as a prodigal. Damn, it is not easy to get even a small piece of iron essence for ten thousand years. If word spreads, there will be a fight. He has been blessed by Guanyin. It is a treasure among treasures, and those old antiques who are busy in overcoming the tribulation will come out to snatch it. After all, those who are destined to get the treasure will get it.

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