Apocalypse Summoner - 571

“Yes, this is the world of octopus… Only this beautiful world can nurture pure octopus silk…”

The dark octopus opened its mouth and smiled triumphantly, just like desperately promoting the strength of the motherland to a foreign friend, bowed and waved its tentacles:

“Master, welcome you to this world. There are no corpses, no insects, and no dragons. Relatively speaking, it is very safe and very fun. Now with you by the octopus, the octopus is so happy. , We want to travel together and visit the scenic spots and historical sites all over the country, such as the Great Wall of China, West Lake in Hangzhou, Suzhou gardens, Guilin landscape, Jiuzhaigou, Hainan scenery…Oh yes, there are also Hawaii, Maldives, Las Vegas, Venice… The octopus really wants to see how the owner looks in the swimsuit, ah no, octopus can’t wait, let’s take a hot spring in Hong Kong right away…”

“Dead octopus, do you have to make me angry!”

Before the octopus was finished, Li Jiayu, who couldn’t bear it, grabbed the corner of the dark octopus’s mouth with both hands, like pulling rubber, pulling the dark octopus from an apple-like body to a cucumber-like body.

“Oh, master, please be gentle, octopus is afraid of pain…”

“Can you be more serious! I said…I’m a man!” Li Jiayu gritted her teeth. Suddenly, she remembered a crucial question.

By the way, the octopus is an incredible creature. Although his brain is stupid, he always seems to know some weird knowledge. I don’t know if it knows the changes in me…

“Octopus, I… can I change back? Just change back to a man…”

“No, master, you must be a goddess in your life, otherwise how can my little octopus succeed in counterattack…” The Dark Octopus said seriously.

Li Jiayu felt chills in her heart and asked solemnly:

“Really not? Why not?”

“Because the owner is the goddess of light…”

“Just your head! Bring me truthfully!”

“Master, you accept the facts, you really can’t change back…” A red heart appeared in the eyes of the dark octopus, and rubbed the tip of its tentacles against Li Jiayu’s palm, and said in a naive voice: “Isn’t it better not to change back? Master, you can be your goddess of light with peace of mind and charm all living beings… The octopus also likes the master now, hahahaha…”

At the end, the octopus uttered the distinctive and insignificant laughter.

“Stop talking! Do you really think of me as a fool? I have been deceived by you so many times and have developed resistance…” Li Jiayu caught the dark octopus’s tentacles, lifted it upside down in the air, and then It drew it in front of itself, and said without a smile:

“When you lied… your nostrils will twitch, red smoke will come out, and the wretched expression on your face is more obvious… When you lied just now, it was as wretched as a thief. If I were to be caught by you again Lie, I’m a hundred times stupid than the big-chested and brainless Yan Hongxia!”

It’s not easy. Li Jiayu has finally become a little smarter. I don’t know how many times I have been scammed by the dark octopus. The most extreme one is when the dark octopus is outside at night, and he puts the willow and silver sand into Li Jiayu on his own initiative. In the room, Li Jiayu was almost raped by Liu Yinsha…

“Ahhhhhh? Does it? Octopus seldom lied…” The dark octopus put on an innocent expression, blinking, as if imitating the innocent appearance of the blood angel Fang Fang, but this would only make it more innocent. , More wretched than that boar in heat!

“Stop talking nonsense! If you don’t tell me the truth, I will trample you on!”

Li Jiayu was serious this time. Although she was very happy to meet her in a foreign country, it’s true that Li Jiayu is extremely insecure now, like a barrel of explosives. Dare to pit her, deceive her to never change back in her life, this is more uncomfortable than killing her!

Seeing the substantive killing intent on Li Jiayu’s face, the dark octopus trembles quickly. It has been with Li Jiayu for so long. Naturally, he knows how violent Li Jiayu is. It is absolutely unambiguous. , Once you touch her bottom line, the consequences will be very bad…

“Uh…hehe, master, can you put me down first? It’s uncomfortable to always hang the octopus upside down in the air…” The octopus laughed.

“I’ll let you go after you finish! I asked, did you answer, do you understand?” Li Jiayu’s face leaned in front of the dark octopus, squinted slightly, and said in a cold voice. There seemed to be countless sharp sharp ones. The ice cone flew out with the breath.

“understood!”

“Why would I become the goddess of light…”

“This, the octopus doesn’t know either. The octopus only knows that the owner will definitely become the goddess of light, and she will still be the number one beauty in the world…”

“…Nevertheless, this question will test your IQ too much, and it is impossible for you to know the conspiracy of the Goddess of Light and the Pope of Light…” Li Jiayu sighed helplessly, and continued to ask: “When can I get from the light Freed from the state of the goddess…”

“Twenty-four years!” Without thinking about it, the dark octopus compared twenty-four tentacles, the expression on his face was quite agitated, his nose twitched, and his nostrils puffed out smoke.

“…”

Li Jiayu slanted her eyes and stared at the dark octopus closely, without saying a word, from the change in the nose of the octopus, she knew that this guy was lying again. ,

“Uh… ten years!”

“Hehe, one year…”

“Master, let me be honest… at least a month…”

Under Li Jiayu’s close gaze, the dark octopus felt a great deal of pressure and kept changing his mouth. In the end, there was really no way, so he had to truthfully confess:

“Well, in fact, master, you will only change on the night of the full moon. After the night of the full moon has passed, you will immediately change back, master…”

Hearing the words of the dark octopus, Li Jiayu was shocked, and there was an unspeakable relief in her heart. The level of surprise was much higher than that of the little flower that had picked Yan Zisu, no less than a promotion legend!

Sure enough, destiny was just making a joke with me, and didn’t want to play with me…

“In other words, after tonight, maybe by six or seven o’clock tomorrow morning, I will be able to change back, right?”

“Yes… as long as you want to, you can change back…”

“Huh…that’s great, I’m really worried that I will be like this for the rest of my life, and I almost collapsed…” Li Jiayu doesn’t want to have the body of a goddess, she just wants to restore the body of a man, even if she is a pseudonym, it doesn’t matter. Ah, as long as there are little brothers, at least in this way can we be honest with Yan Zisu, Xiao Wanqing, and Kikyo, and give them sexual blessings. If you can’t combine with the people you love, it would be a shame.

Li Jiayu’s heart is surging and ups and downs, and there is a feeling of a bright future. She has always complained about Ai’s appearance as a pseudo-mother. She is always misunderstood and can’t wait to cut a few scars on her face to disfigure her face… Now, Li Jiayu has become the goddess of light. , She knew that the appearance of the previous pseudo-mother was very rare and valuable, always one thousand times and ten thousand times stronger than the real mother, didn’t she?

But having said that, Li Jiayu still has a small regret in her heart. Before the dragon clan fought fiercely, she gave the flowers and fruits to platycodon grandiflorum, and platycodon also promised to sleep with her and steal the forbidden fruit after defeating the dragon clan. Now, hey, let alone push her down, you can’t even meet her.

Thinking of this, Li Jiayu forcibly suppressed her excitement and asked impatiently again:

“Octopus, can I still return to Yongcheng and my world?”

“Yes… very simple…” the dark octopus smiled triumphantly.

“Then let me go back now!”

“No way…Master, you think it’s too simple. You must have the right time and place. If the octopus returns to its heyday, you can open the space by special means… But now you can see that the octopus has turned back to its youth. Period, the strength is lost…”

“Say the point!” Li Jiayu said impatiently.

“The octopus is abandoned, so I can’t help. The only way now is to wait for half a month for the moon to disappear completely, so that we can return to the original world of the owner…”

“Wait for half a month?” Li Jiayu’s face paled again. Half a month was too long. She couldn’t imagine whether Yongcheng would encounter greater danger without her sitting in town. When Yongcheng fell, wouldn’t her relatives and lover die on the battlefield?

Taking a step back, the world is also very dangerous. Only then did the ghost know whether those arrogant and powerful people would arrest Li Jiayu and imprison her. After all, the longer she is in this world, the more dangerous she will be!

“Yes, it will take half a month. Master, if you come here, you will be at ease, relax yourself, adjust your mentality, and accompany the octopus as a vacation. Let’s play for half a month. There are a lot of fun in this world. The place…”

“Stop talking nonsense! I am now regarded by those idiots as Chang’e fairies, all staring at me like fire-breathing eyes. Obviously they are not well-intentioned. However, neither I nor you have much strength. If something happens, I will be very passive. of!”

“Don’t be afraid! Master, the octopus will protect you to the death…”

“Only by you? I can trample you out with one kick. I really want to fight the enemy. You can use it as a fart…” Li Jiayu shook her head, and suddenly remembered something, her eyes looked a little weird. The dark octopus said: “Hey, what kind of world is this here? There is obviously no magic, but why did you give birth to such a magical magical creature?”

The dark octopus suddenly came to mind, and its golden eyes lit up like small light bulbs:

“Ha, Master, this time you are asking for ideas… The world here and you are actually the earth, but it belongs to parallel space. Since the Tang Dynasty, history has undergone a turning point. The Tang Dynasty of your world It lasted for thousands of years, but the Tang Dynasty in this world did not even arrive for 300 years. After its destruction, it fell into a period of separatist rule of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, followed by the Song Dynasty, Yuan Dynasty, Ming Dynasty, Qing Dynasty, and the Republic of China…”

Li Jiayu wrinkled her eyebrows and said in deep thought:

“Parallel space?”

“Yeah, that is to say… This world and yours are actually the same, that is, the development track is different. For example, Hong Kong is called Xiangjiang in your world, Guangzhou is called Yangcheng in your world, and Shanghai is in your world. In your world, it is called the magic capital, the United Kingdom is called England in your world, the United States is called the American League in your world, and Japan is called Dongying in your world…”

Seeing Li Jiayu lost in thought, the dark octopus narrowed his eyes and cried out strangely:

“Master, the history and political situation of this world are completely different from yours. The East Asia over there is a subsidiary of the Celestial Kingdom for more than a thousand years, but Japan in this world almost wiped out the Chinese nation. In a semi-hostile state, the relationship is very tense…Moreover, the hegemon of this world is the United States, and the military and technological power as well as financial resources are extremely strong, enough to be worth half of the world…”

Li Jiayu was stunned, and looked at the dark octopus somewhat inconceivably. What this guy said really surprised her. After all, in her world, the Chinese nation is the most powerful, occupying half of Asia, with a vast territory, but this It seems that going abroad is not so good for Chinese countries in the world.

“Master, you don’t have to care too much. Anyway, with your temperament, you won’t interfere too much with the pattern of the world… We just need to treat this place as a resort for leisure and vacation, quack, every time after the full moon Ye, call all other mistresses into this world, let them have fun too…”

“Can they come too?”

“Yes, when the octopus is promoted to the quasi-legendary, you can bring them too. After all, this is the hometown of octopus, but it takes a long time for the octopus to be promoted to the quasi-legendary… Uh, no, if the master is you Give your underwear to the octopus…”

“Snapped”

“You are looking for death!”

Before the words of the dark octopus were finished, Li Jiayu’s face flashed with killing intent, and he slammed the dark octopus to the ground with one foot on its head, stomping it flat, like a pancake.

This bastard, even the owner wants to take advantage of the cheapness, and he keeps talking about it. Li Jiayu’s patience is limited!

“Master, I knew it was wrong… I dare not slap my tongue anymore…”

“The next time, you won’t have to follow me, roll me as far as you can!” Li Jiayu raised her foot angrily, and picked up the pancake-shaped dark octopus with her fingers.

“Yes…yes…” The octopus struggled pitifully, and his body swelled, returning to its original form again, without leaving any injuries.

“Octopus, what kind of creature are you? Why do you have an immortal physique?” Li Jiayu couldn’t help asking.

The dark octopus got excited again, raised his head proudly, put on an exaggerated expression, and said triumphantly:

“Ha, octopuses are diaosi! To put it bluntly, it is the resentment collection of many diaosi in this world. Diaosi’s character has many flaws. They are very useless, afraid of everything, and dare not do anything; they are vain and pretending Noble; shy but passionate; they are inferior and self-righteous; they are at the bottom of the society and have to make a living by moving bricks and picking manure, often being bullied by the foreman, or playing games at home all day. He eats and waits to die, is destined to live a life of loneliness, can only humblely hold on to the picture of the goddess, and in the end he is not even qualified to be a father…”

The dark octopus crackled and said a lot. Li Jiayu didn’t even understand, and finally nodded as if he didn’t understand.

“So this is a dick? But why are you so proud…”

“Because diaosi finally has the chance to counterattack, every diaosi will have the day when she becomes rich and handsome. Ben Diaosi firmly believes…” The dark octopus’s eyes were shining with water, and the corners of her eyes seemed to be flying and falling, and it was a little excited. Looking at Li Jiayu, she said intoxicated:

“Master, look, hasn’t Ben Diaosi succeeded in the counterattack? Am I in the arms of the goddess now? And octopus is still the most successful Diaosi, because the goddess guarded by octopus is the most perfect goddess of light, quack quack……”

“…”

Li Jiayu frowned, completely confused, and didn’t even understand what the octopus meant. Does “counterattack” the goddess have any meaning?

There is really no way, Li Jiayu and the dark octopus’s values and ideas are too far apart, so she will never understand the mood of the dark octopus.

However, one thing Li Jiayu is certain. The dark octopus is not a purely natural creature, but a combination of spiritual beliefs, just like the gods and demons in the fantasy world, born out of nothingness because of the admiration and belief of the world. Come out, and the octopus is the spiritual crystallization of many dicks.

No wonder, octopus is such a weird guy. He obviously has the blood of tentacles, but he has never humiliated women. It turns out that dicks are always lustful and daring, and they dare not confess to their favorite objects. Yes, dicks are always virgins all their lives…

“No wonder you like to eat girls’ underwear so much…” Li Jiayu shook his head. How dare Diosi go to women with real swords? Normally, Diosi can only be an underwear thieves and will be stolen from the girls’ dormitory. Hold it in your hand and do some extremely nasty and disgusting things.

“Master, you can understand how the octopus feels. The octopus is so touched, ooh… why don’t you give me a favor of the octopus and give me a taste…”

“Snapped”

There was another muffled sound, and the dark octopus turned into pancakes again.

Just when Li Jiayu was messing around with the Dark Octopus, there was a knock on the door again outside the door, and the voice of the little nurse also came in:

“Fairy Chang’e, Fairy Chang’e… Have you changed clothes inside… There are many people outside who want to see you, we can’t resist the pressure…”

It’s true that Fairy Chang’e went down to the world and was admitted to a Hong Kong hospital. This news is too heavy. It has already set off a violent wind in Hong Kong, and it has caused countless celebrities in Hong Kong to want to see Fairy Chang’e for the first time. , Immerse yourself in the spirit of immortality, so that the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15 will be more complete.

“…Okay, I’m going out now.”

(To be continued)