Apocalypse Summoner - 1257. Chapter 1,231, come and play games with me!

Lin Jia sprinted at a speed of 100 meters, rushed to the window and poked her head out of the window, and saw an amazing scene!

On the road less than eighty meters ahead–

A motorcycle fell to the ground, and the three people in the car rolled down and fell to the side. The remaining two brothers quickly stopped the motorcycle and ran to check. The scene was chaotic…

On the ground, there are still some glass fragments reflecting light!

Needless to think about it, those glass fragments must be the glass fragments that Li Jiayu threw out just now!

Li Jiayu even used a glass to stun a hunk man driving a motorcycle 80 meters away, and the car overturned, really embarrassed!

“You, what are you doing!”

“It’s just for fun, who made those people be so haunting!” Li Jiayu turned her head, her clear red eyes flashed a sly, and the corners of her mouth also wore a mischievous smile.

“He, they are all right…” Lin Jia was embarrassed. He wanted to get angry at Li Jiayu, but Li Jiayu had been merciful. If she was really moved to kill, then brothers would not be as simple as having a glass with their heads on their heads. .

Fortunately, the tall and strong man wore a safety helmet when he drove his motorcycle. Otherwise, he ate a glass full of brute force. I was afraid that his skull would shatter, and he would suffer a severe concussion if he did not die. Look, that is similar to a safety helmet You should know how strong the impact of the glass is…

Lin Jia felt hairy again. Li Jiayu’s throwing skills were too bad. For the first time, the alarm clock she threw flew 100 meters and smashed a luxury BMW car. Stopped, not out of a moving state, but now, my brothers are moving at medium speed on bicycles!

“It’s okay, just as a small punishment, you can’t die.”

Li Jiayu turned around, clapped her hands, and sat lazily on the bed again, pulling her eyelids to look at Lin Jia dumbfounded:

“I just woke up and my bones were itching… Come and move my muscles and bones with me.”

“Lord Lafayette, spare your life. The legal society does not allow casual fights. It’s okay to hurt me, but if I break the electrical appliances at home, or hurt the flowers and plants, it won’t be so good…”

Lin Jia was sweating on his forehead. What are you kidding me? If you accompany Li Jiayu, you will definitely be dead. Don’t look at her small hands are tender and slippery, as delicate as beautiful jade, but in fact, these hands are compared with “Chain Saw” The chainsaw in “Murder” is still lethal. If Lin Jia is touched lightly, the bones will be broken into powder!

“The weak, you don’t even have the courage to fight, you are still not a man?” Li Jiayu’s mouth curled up in disdain.

“Please, there is no relationship between a man and a dime in battle. The times are advancing rapidly. What is emphasized is a harmonious and civilized sustainable development path. Everyone is a civilized person. Of course, we must keep pace with the times and be polite and courteous. Yes, they can learn at every turn. That is the work of martial arts instructors. They either go to be martial arts instructors or are invited by the police uncle to pick up soap in the prison… But it can’t be tasteless like the young and Dangerous boy, with a crooked mind and a crooked way of doing business. We want harmony, humility, and friendship…” Lin Jia nagging like a fly, and at the same time stepping back a few steps to talk to Li Jiayu Opened a safe distance.

“Cut, fuck!”

Li Jiayu looked at Lin Jia who was shrinking, but didn’t continue to kill him. She walked over, bumped Lin Jia with her shoulder, and went out and ran to the toilet.

“Huh, this grandmother is really hard to serve. I eat mine and live on mine, so that my brothers are almost killed. Not to mention, even I almost became her human sandbag… This day is simply impossible to pass. !”

Lin Jia felt that his pressure was increasing. At this moment, he really had an urge to call the police. With so many guns in his hands, Li Jiayu would definitely be able to subdue Li Jiayu…

But why call the police? Li Jiayu has not committed a crime. Even if the traverser is an illegal citizen smuggler, there is no need to point a gun at her. Moreover, once Lin Jia reveals her whereabouts, there will be endless waiting for her. Trouble and whirlpool, how can Lin Jia watch a little girl fall into the fire pit…

…

At the same time, Lin Jia’s friends who fell off their motorcycles were wailing and getting up from the ground. They only felt that their internal organs were overwhelming. It really fell badly, and the skin was worn out in many places, although it can’t be said. Injuries and broken bones, but also have to go to the hospital for disinfection and examination, at least it takes ten and a half months to heal.

“Gao, Gao Xiang, are you all right!”

The brothers nervously helped the macho from the ground, took off his helmet, and shook his body and called out with emotion.

“Yes, it’s okay… just a little dizzy…”

Gao Xiang rolled his eyes, took a few breaths quickly, touched the back of his head with his hand, and looked at Lin Jia’s house with worried and scared eyes, and said:

“It seems that we have really offended the martial arts master… I knew that Tianshan child grandmother would never let me go so easily! Brothers, speed up the motorcycle and rush to escape!”

When everyone heard the words, they were stunned. They didn’t care how much skin was worn or which parts of the clothes were broken. They just picked up the motorcycle that was not badly damaged. Sit up straddle, stepped on the accelerator desperately, and left at a super fast speed.

They were really scared. They were afraid to slow down a little bit. The “Tianshan Tongmao” who was rushing to kill took a picture of “Tianshan Six Suns Palm”…

Even if they ran away, they did not dare to expose the “Tianshan Tongmao” incident in a short time, for fear that they would provoke the “Tianshan Tongmao” attack and revenge.

…

When going to the toilet, Li Jiayu felt weird!

Eh, wait…

Me, why should I squat and pee?

Li Jiayu was dumbfounded, looked at the toilet blankly, touched the middle of her empty legs, and muttered:

“I remember I used to pee standing up… But if I pee standing now, I will wet my pants…”

I vaguely thought of something in my mind, but it quickly became blurred. Anyway, Li Jiayu felt that sitting and peeing would be very weird, and she was not very comfortable.

This is no wonder Li Jiayu, who used to be the dark summoner at the pinnacle of the legend, can fully absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to maintain life, and has a “no leakage real body”, will not leak the slightest vitality, and naturally does not need it. Excretion, any bowel movements and urination are saved.

However, Li Jiayu still retained a little conditioned reflex. She vaguely remembered that the last time she urinated, she must have been standing. Anyway, she had been standing and peeing for 20 years, and she had become accustomed to it.

After hesitating again and again, Li Jiayu did not stand up to pee after all, but with a blushing face, he untied his belt, took off his pants, and sat on the toilet sighing…

After hushing, and just about to put on his pants, Li Jiayu was stunned again, and there was still a piece of wetness underneath!

Damn, returning to a mortal is trouble!

Li Jiayu stretched out her hand in embarrassment and touched it underneath. It was really wet and cold. In desperation, she had to look around, and then her eyes lit up. She stretched out her hand to tear off some paper towels and wiped them…

“Guru Guru”

After flushing the toilet, Li Jiayu went to wash her hands, but her face was full of disgust:

“It’s really troublesome. Why is it so difficult to go to the toilet, sitting and wiping, women are really annoying… I obviously think women are annoying, but why am I a woman again? Really want to not understand……”

“Damn it! It’s better to pee standing up…”

After washing her face, Li Jiayu only felt refreshed, her body was full of endless power, and she was eager to vent all of her energy.

“Lin Jia! Come here, I have something to ask you!” Li Jiayu yelled into the room after leaving the bathroom.

“Miss, if you have something to say, could it be that I am tired of eating noodles and want to go out and eat something else…”

“Who is rare to eat out! Look at the so many weird props and appliances in your house, I think, the level of technology in this world should be very high, right?”

“Yo-ha, Miss Miss is really high-end fashion. She even understands the word’technical level’, and I admire it.” Lin Jiayu is full of praise. In his opinion, Li Jiayu, a girl from the fairy world should not have been exposed to technology and electrical appliances. right.

“Is there any kind of machine props that can help me pee while standing? I feel that sitting is very awkward, and wiping is a waste of time…”

“puff!”

Lin Jia was startled when he heard the words, looked up and down at Li Jiayu with a rich expression, and focused his eyes on her legs, then shook her head like a drum, and muttered:

“No, absolutely not!”

“Didn’t you say that modern technology is omnipotent! Why can’t it help me solve this little pee problem? I’m going to stand up and pee!”

“This really doesn’t work… Modern women like to squat or sit to urinate, so no scientist has invented that kind of thing, uh, it seems that Japan has such legendary props, but it is very imperfect, and It’s also very troublesome. If you are not careful, you will leak urine all over your legs…”

“Forget it!”

Li Jiayu narrowed her smile, and reappeared the signature cold and arrogant expression, and said:

“It’s so boring, I’ll give you two choices… First, move my muscles and bones with me, I want to warm up well, and second, take me to find a group of “Young and Dangerous Boys” you call, playing young and Dangerous Boys. If you don’t break the law, right? I want to fight them so that they can’t take care of themselves. Third, take me to find the so-called martial arts masters and martial arts instructors. ”

“what?”

“Stop talking nonsense, which one of the three options do you choose? I’m free to do it now, I’m looking for some fun to vent and vent my energy!”

Lin Jia rolled her eyes in embarrassment. This restless aunt, grandma, do you have to stir the wind and rain when you are full and drink enough to make people uneasy?

First, Lin Jia should not give Li Jiayu to death. Second, young and Dangerous boys also have human rights. Although they are wrong, they should not recommend Li Jiayu to beat them. They will die very much. Wrongly, thirdly, Lin Jia really doesn’t know where there is a martial arts gym in Suicheng. If there is, most of them are taekwondo martial arts gyms. They are full of third-rate taekwondo teachers. If you can’t go there, I really want to follow Li Jiayu. If you pass the trick, you will be beaten by a second. Even if ten are played together, you will be defeated, and you will have to be hospitalized for more than half a year, and you can’t take care of yourself! (To be continued.)