Apocalypse Summoner - 1250. The first thousand two hundred and twenty-four chapters twelve-year-old Bu Bu crisp

The so-called out-of-bath photo, to put it bluntly, is the one taken just now. Li Jiayu has long been wearing a women’s denim suit, and the spring light has not been exposed. The only thing that can identify her just out of the bath is the wet shawl and long hair, and Face flushed by the steam.

The photo taken out of the bath is particularly praised. Of course, what’s even better is Li Jiayu’s satisfied smile, pure and clear, just like a flawless elf under the moon, with the ability to read from the world, a smile is enough to make people feel that the whole world has been sublimated, all All the worries were forgotten, and she was completely absorbed in her smile.

“Such a good photo, of course, can’t be shown to others casually… Although it attracts attention, it is interesting to molest the group of people on the Internet, but I have to sell it…”

In the far East China Sea, there is a country called Japan, which is rich in movies called love action movies, but this kind of movies is outrageous. Why? Because this kind of movie likes to use something called “mosaic”, which greatly affects the desire of young people to search for the truth. They always make people’s teeth itch when watching them, and they can’t wait to break the computer!

Lin Jia also occasionally watches love action movies, and naturally hates “Mosaic”, but now is an extraordinary period, he also learns how to use “Mosaic” to revenge the society.

He is a student of computer science and a good painter. The PS software is naturally well-developed, so he used the mouse to add mosaics to Li Jiayu’s bath photos. Of course, he only covered Li Jiayu’s bloody eyes. .

Covering the blood-red eyes, Li Jiayu in the photo is like a dragon without its golden eyes. Her style and charm are instantly halved, but it also adds a bit of mystery to her, making people eager to see what her eyes look like. Look like!

“Haha, you’re done, see if my post can get 100,000 replies before she wakes up…”

Lin Jia posted the post, and then used some professional software to remove his traces from the Internet.

With the help of foreign agents and professional software, it is impossible for him to expose his ip address. Even if a top hacker personally shoots it, he will be confused by Lin Jia’s smoke bomb. In short, he is impossible to be picked out by a network expert.

After doing this, Lin Jia stopped worrying about it, and instead used his mobile phone to discuss the experience with an experienced old friend.

This old friend is an old fried dough stick. He does dj in the bar, sings well, and looks very vicissitudes of life. An old man in his thirties, I don’t know how many women have been in the bar. Student sisters in her twenties, Xiaojiabiyu, white-collar workers, teachers, nurses, flight attendants, wealthy daughters, young women in their thirties, pregnant women, widows, mature women in their forties, civil servants, female local tyrants, and female bosses , Even the half-aged milfs in their fifties have been on several, anyway, there are so many women who have played with them, and he doesn’t even remember how many…

A college student who is innocent and virgin, and the other is the love saint of DJ. There should be no intersection, but this love saint of DJ is Lin Jia’s distant cousin. Although there is not much contact with each other, the blood relationship is there. This love saint My cousin would take care of my cousin occasionally, but Lin Jia devoted himself to college life and didn’t dare to be interested in picking up girls.

“Oh, boy, I haven’t seen you actively call for a long time. Why, do you want to come to my uncle’s bar to play the nightclub? There is a new waitress in the bar. She is quite pure and looks like you are from the same university. I Look, it’s a young child, with a very big butt, and she must be a stunner on the bed…”

A lazy male voice with a magnetic surname came from the phone, with an indescribable charm in his voice, like a collision between gold and stone, full of mature masculinity.

“Please, I am looking for you with serious business!”

“What’s serious? I said, your boss is not young anymore. It’s time to find a company. Don’t mess around with your shit all day. What about playing awesome games? Can you find a girlfriend? How about computer skills? Give you tampering with the value in your bank card? What if the painter is not bad? Are you still expecting to publish comics in China? Listen to me, just have fun, if you have flowers, you have to fold, don’t wait for no flowers, I’m like you. At that time, it was already a hundred people beheaded…”

“My ideal is the sea of stars, not to be a stallion! Ahem, this is the situation. I live with a girl now…”

“Oh! Cohabitation? Not bad, I seduce a chick to live with you quietly. The posterity is terrifying, and the posterity is terrible. It is quite the demeanor of mine… But I want to remind you, remember to take safety measures and make love Yes, but don’t make a woman pregnant, it will be very troublesome…”

“Ah, it’s not what you think!! You listen to me first, things are not what you think… She is only twelve years old, just growing up, and she is too high-end, domineering and mysterious. I am totally different from her. People in the same world…”

“Only twelve years old! Just developed! My dear brother, you really know how old cows eat tender grass. Find a pupil who is ten years younger than you. Tsk tsk, from this point of view, you are better I have the potential. Oh, have I really heard about it on the beach of the Yangtze River? It was all taken by you, the back waves of the Yangtze River…”

“no……”

“Go ahead, my dear brother, you can develop it slowly. If necessary, I will teach you all my unique bed skills, and then send you all my sexy props, electric vibrator, silicone finger There are no shortage of sleeves, glass chrysanthemums, and so on. Well, I really envy you, this kid. You can develop a beautiful girl and cultivate her to the type you like…”

“No, don’t make up your own brain…”

“Speaking of which, you have to be a little more secretive. If it is spread out that you attack a primary school student, not only will it ruin your reputation, you will even be sentenced if you are invited to drink tea…”

“Enough! Don’t overdo it, I’m not done yet! Nothing happened between me and her, she is too unpredictable, it is not something ordinary people like me can handle, and no matter how crazy I am, I won’t be right. A minor starter, cousin, I want to ask you what you should pay attention to when you live with a girl…”

“Well, pay attention to being considerate and gentle, and be good at using thirty-six tricks, okay, okay…”

This cousin from the far room of the love sage nagged Lin Jia for more than half an hour, and Lin Jia was stunned for a while, and I didn’t know how much he understood. Although it sounded clear, it was really too good to execute. It’s too impractical, such as strong kisses, candlelight dinners, or creating an ambiguous atmosphere. These many ordinary girls may be able to work, but how could Li Jiayu, a traverser, eat this set!

“Uh, brother, I suddenly remembered… I am not looking for you to ask for advice, but to have a little cohabitation experience. As long as I can go smoothly and safely without annoying her, I will be satisfied. As for those nasty I really don’t have a single idea…”

“What? Look at you!” The voice on the phone was full of hatred for iron and steel, and the volume increased a lot: “Take out your courage! You dare not conquer even a primary school student, so what are you talking about? Conquer the sea of stars!”

“Brother, you don’t know, she is not an ordinary person…”

“The crows in the world are generally black, and women in the world lack love. No woman can’t conquer. The only difference is whether a man has the strength or not… Brother, I limit you to conquer her within one month, and then bring my house to drink. , I will send you a big red envelope for both, otherwise, you and I will be cut off in the future, and I will no longer be your cousin. Don’t say you know me when you go out! That’s it!”

“Huh? Cousin, if you don’t have such a play, listen to me first… She is not something that humans can conquer…”

“Is she a Martian or a Namek? Find out her weakness and go straight to Huanglong. This is the real man, understand?”

“She is a traverser! Hey! She may also be a cultivator…”

“Haha, my dear brother, you’re crazy about writing novels, so you can make up such bad excuses, and you can do it. Anyway, you can do it first, oh yes, how about the pupil’s sister-in-law, family background How, how does it look, is there any beautiful nurse I introduced to you last time?”

“Pretty can no longer be used to describe her… Oh no, cousin, now is not the time to discuss this, and say a good cohabitation experience…”

“Hahahaha, just beautiful, you don’t need cohabitation experience. Talking too much will cause you to lose the fun of exploring. You can enjoy it, brother. , It seems that you have the potential to be a principal! I’m hanging up first. The new friend I made last night asked me to go shopping. Well, it seems that I am also a teacher at your university. I don’t know if you know him, his name is Wen still of……”

“Ah! Damn, that’s my counselor, hey, cousin, you can’t start with my counselor…”

Lin Jiazhen is so small, I can’t think that this world is so small, even his own counselor has been fucked by that love-sage cousin.

“Your counselor, that’s even better. I will tame her and let her take care of you. That’s it, hang up. If you have time tonight, please send me some pictures of your pupil’s daughter-in-law. Come and see. Look.”

After the bastard cousin Yuanfang Yuanfang hung up the phone, Lin Jia felt dizzy. It was a waste of half an hour, and there was no gain…

Don’t look at this distant cousin who read countless women, but in fact, he is just a bastard who is good enough with an experienced skin. He doesn’t have much money. Playing with women is half-hearted. He hasn’t married a wife and had children and has no career when he is nearly forty years old.

Lin Jia sighed. It seems that I don’t want to seek any shabby cohabitation experience. Anyway, Li Jiayu is a violent madman and lacks the tenderness of a girl. Lin Jia only needs to burn incense and worship Buddha every day and pray not to be killed by her. (To be continued.)