Absolute Conquest System - Chapter 233

Chapter 233: Abusive Fat Woman

The fat woman yelled, and when the big hammer fell, her body flew towards me.

Nearly two hundred kilograms of body flew horizontally in mid-air, like a black cloud covering it.

Her body crushed me, and even a man with a strong body would be crushed. What’s more, my small body will be crushed without being crushed to death.

I quickly turned to the right and directly avoided the fat woman’s huge body.

Only a few centimeters away, the moment the fat woman’s body fell, I felt the floor underneath me tremble. Especially the sound was as loud as someone hitting the door.

If this is put in a hotel without good soundproofing equipment, it is estimated that everyone will think that we are doing strenuous exercise.

Although in fact we are indeed doing vigorous exercise, but Lao Tzu really did not get on this damn fat woman.

When I got up from the ground, the fat woman’s body was still lying on the ground, as if she couldn’t climb.

“Haha, isn’t your fat lady like a tortoise? You can fall but can’t get up, right?”

I made a very conscientious complaint, and the fat lady over there was very angry when she heard what I said.

“Boy, I won’t lose, I will never lose.”

“Tsk tusk, how come this sounds a bit like what the Big Gray Wolf said the more I heard it?”

I puckered out my ears and let out a sneer. People who usually say this are unlikely to have a chance to win.

The situation where she can’t get up like this is the best time for me to kill her.

It’s not that it’s good to take advantage of your illness to kill you.

How could I miss this opportunity.

When I was about to start, who knew that the fat lady flew directly from the ground with her hands and feet supported.

I didn’t expect the fat woman to move too fast, flying directly from the ground. But it happened to hit my sword directly, lest I stab it anymore.

It’s just that I didn’t calculate the angle, my body was slammed by the fat woman and hit the wall directly.

I felt that several of my ribs were definitely broken, and the pain on my body made me afraid to breathe.

Damn fat woman, I won’t be Wu Neng if I don’t cut her a thousand times.

I took out the Ecstasy potion from the bronze box and tried to fascinate this damn fat woman. I didn’t know that the fat woman who had been hit by the sword rushed forward as if it were all right.

“Your damn potion is useless to me, so give up your heart.”

The fat woman left a word, I still hold a lot of hope, but I don’t know that the potion in my hand is as ineffective as the fat woman said.

I threw the potion on the fat woman’s face, and after spraying it out, the fat woman inhaled twice.

I originally thought that the fat woman would temporarily lose her mind because of this Ecstasy potion. I didn’t know that when this damn fat woman closed and opened his eyes, the light burst into his eyes and looked like a wolf in the forest, which was very terrifying.

The fat woman grabbed my body and threw it high regardless of her injury, and then stretched out her foot, as if she was about to kick my spine to pieces.

I saw the fat woman’s feet have been stretched out, and I didn’t want to grab the sword that hadn’t gotten out of her hand and slashed her feet fiercely.

The fat lady would never have thought that I could move in midair, and the outstretched foot was cut off by me with a sword.

The sharp blade and the pink-level equipment, if there is something on the fat lady who can defend, but she has nothing on her body, my sword is like a stupid pig. The body is average, except for the bone-cutting, which is a bit difficult to chew, but it is quite easy to cut at other times.

“Ah…” The fat woman felt the pain when the blade penetrated the skin muscles, and after the bone was cut, the fat woman almost passed out in pain.

I seized this opportunity when the fat lady could not move, pierced her heart with a sword and chopped off her head.

Although this time may make people feel very cruel, but I think that in the special mission, whether it is NPC or other people, as long as they don’t completely kill them, it will inevitably give them a chance to counterattack.

I don’t want this fat lady to give me a counterattack, so I’m really out of luck.

The fat lady never thought that I would kill her at such a fast speed, and there was still an expression of astonishment on her head.

I didn’t have the mind to pay attention to the expression on my face. The rooms here are surrounded by walls, and there are no doors.

Logically speaking, now that the fat woman is dead, it’s time to let me out.

But the room hasn’t changed at all in the past three minutes, which is really anxious.

“Grass, don’t you want to keep me here forever?”

When my vicious heart came, the body of the fat woman over there was quietly piecing together when I was not paying attention.

When I heard the sound coming from behind and turned my head, the fat woman’s fist slammed at me.

I didn’t expect that the fat lady didn’t die. In an instant, the whole person was beaten out and stuck directly on the wall to become a gecko.

“Damn, are you making a mistake, you are not dead yet.”

I turned my head to look at the fat woman, never thought that she was not dead, but appeared in front of me still alive.

“Before I lost to you, I won’t let you go this time.”

The fat woman took her posture and seemed to stop killing me.

“Damn, is there any mistake, you have been beheaded by me and you are still alive, are you really going to be the rhythm of a monster?”

I stared at the fat woman fiercely. If she kept dying and resurrecting, I wouldn’t be able to beat her no matter how strong I was.

“Boy, since you are also good, let me remind you that it is easy to kill me. As long as you kill me three times, I won’t have the chance to be resurrected.”

The fat woman is also arrogant, thinking that she will not continue to make the same mistake, so she said this sentence without thinking about it.

After I heard this sentence, the corners of my mouth raised slightly, “Killing you three times, should I just count it once?”

“Forget it.” The fat lady didn’t lie, if I had the ability, I could kill her as many times as I wanted.

It’s better to let me think there are two opportunities to kill her, and then let me relax my guard so that she can kill me better.

“Very well, you have two more chances next.”

I took the sword and put it in an attacking position.

“Boy, it’s arrogant enough, but you are sure that I have two more chances, or you have two chances.”

As soon as the fat lady spoke, I rushed towards her.

The long sword broke through the wind in the air and directly pierced the fat woman.

The fat lady’s body has just recovered. There is a period of weakness for a minute before she is able to move freely. At this time, the fat lady can’t use too much force. As long as she can last for a minute, she will be able to take me. Down.

The fat woman’s current agility is not high enough, but when I nearly dodge my long sword, I was still drawn by my long sword.

“damn it.”

The fat woman cursed, and when her huge body fell to the other side, she unwillingly stretched out her foot and tripped me.

The fat woman’s feet are thick and she has a lot of strength. This trip made me feel like I hit a steel bar.

“Grass, I really regarded you as a sick cat if I didn’t show off his might.”

I decided that I couldn’t bear it anymore. I took out the high armor from the storage box and put it on, and instantly a figure over 4 meters tall appeared in front of the fat woman.

The fat lady stared at me with a horrified expression on her face.

“you you…”

If the original fat woman doesn’t have to be afraid at all, but in front of me, the fat woman instantly feels like she will be trampled to death at any time.

“Why, are you scared? It doesn’t matter, you won’t feel the pain as long as you die twice.”

After I finished speaking, I took out the Gundam Longsword and slashed it at her.

The fat woman only had the previous big hammer as a weapon, and her weapon was just half a meter away from her right now. The fat lady didn’t want to rush forward to grab the big hammer and threw it at me.

I was still afraid of this big hammer before, but the hardness of the Gundam battle armor plus the enhanced abilities are enough to make the attack power of this big hammer zero.

The big hammer fell on me as the fat woman expected, but it was a pity that it didn’t punch me a hole as she expected.

The fat lady saw that the big hammer could not cause me harm at all, and her fist was bound to be ineffective to me.

But she is not a person who concedes defeat. She thinks that I must find out my weaknesses. Only by finding my weaknesses can she win.

Just where is my weakness?

The fat lady looked for my flaws while dodge my attack, but she didn’t find my flaws after she turned me around.

From the outside, if she wants to defeat me, the only way out now is to find a way to make this piece of my steel equipment waste.

It’s just that she doesn’t have such equipment at all, and it is destined that she can’t beat me at all.

There was a trace of unwillingness in the fat woman’s eyes, she flashed my attack sideways and lifted the deformed big hammer on the ground and slammed it on my foot.

“Grass, do you think my feet are weak points?”

I sneered, lifted my foot and kicked at the sledgehammer. The two collided and burst into flames, so I almost didn’t jump up.

Although the Gundam armor is good in strength, it may not be able to be repaired if it is damaged, and where can I find someone to repair it.

This damn fat woman, if I don’t kill her, I won’t be incompetent.

“Not a weakness?” The fat lady stared at my feet and found that my feet were intact, which was beyond her expectation.

“Of course not.” I spit out four words, and the sharp sword in my hand swiped towards her neck.

The fat lady wanted to hide, but it was a pity that the hammer she had just consumed a lot of her strength, and now she could no longer be able to avoid it.

After the long sword cut off the fat woman’s head, the blood was sprinkled on my armor with the long sword. I instantly felt that the armor seemed to have changed, and it seemed to have a sense of autonomy.

I remember that the Spirit Servant said that the Gundam Armor will have autonomy after incorporating the ability of EVA.

Grass, what do you dare to do with this armor?

When I thought about it in my heart, I felt Gundam’s mouth seemed to move.

What is he going to do?

Before I could think about it, I saw Gundam’s forehead grabbing the fat woman’s body with both hands and sending it to her mouth.

Fuck, he actually eats a fat woman? Is there a mistake?

Isn’t he a robot? How to eat a fat woman?

When I was stunned, the crunching sound continued from the mouth of Gundam’s armor, and the sound of steel-like friction sounded a kind of creepy feeling.

I couldn’t help but feel hairy when I heard this voice, what happened to this Gundam armor? How did he become like a monster.

Gundam Battle Armor tore at the fat woman’s body with both hands, her limbs have been severely pulled down by Gundam, and the blood rushed like a faucet.

I have seen a lot of bloody pictures, but it is not as bloody and violent as the picture in front of me, which is simply unacceptable.

The fat woman does not have a complete body, it is absolutely impossible to resurrect.

Gundam Battle Armor ate half of her body during the fat woman’s resurrection. She has no resurrection capital and can only truly die.

I don’t know what bad reaction the Gundam War Armor will have when eating a fat woman. I just know that this guy is best not to shit me.

However, the Gundam Armor is a robot, and the internal mechanism should be a machine logically, so where did his food go?

I want to study the internal structure of Gundam Armor, but it’s a pity that the time and place are not right now.

I waited for Gundam Armor to eat the fat woman and began to check the surroundings of the room.

There are no hidden organs on every wall and the wooden boards at the foot, only there is a place above the head to go out.

But if you get out from the top of your head, Cui Xian has nothing to climb on, how can you get out?

I was a little worried about Cui Xian. When I was thinking about how to get out, the wall behind him suddenly rose up, revealing a passage.

“It turns out that the way out is here. It’s really easy to find.”

I took off the Gundam armor and threw it into the storage box before I could check its condition.

Walking along the channel, I saw many people also appearing in the channel. Most of the equipment on these people has been removed, but there are still many people with pink equipment on them. At a glance, they belong to advanced players. Rhythm.

“Grass, where do you want us to go now? I don’t say a word, is this the rhythm of playing us like monkeys?”

One person in the passage made a sound, and then another person spoke again, “Maybe it’s not just playing us as monkeys or playing us as chess pieces.”

“Tsk tsk, you can complain like this, you are a novice at first glance.” Some people can’t stand the other side’s repeated complaints, and after they have just said something, someone will meet him.

I don’t want to care about these things. I glanced at other people back and forth. Unfortunately, Cui Xian was nowhere to be seen, only Zheng Yali was seen.

It just so happened that there was no one else by her side, and I followed her pretending to be walking along the road.

Zheng Yali finally broke through the fifth level, and now there is only one thought in her heart is to leave this place quickly.

And she has not forgotten that she now has an additional master, and she must listen to this master.

When I got out of the channel, I got the badge right after Zheng Yali, and the system prompt started.

I grasped Zheng Yali’s hand tightly, and the system prompts began to blur in her stunned eyes.

“The mission is completed, the reward is being settled, and the dungeon is being left…”

A dazzling light fell from the sky, and I took the opportunity to hug Zheng Yali’s body tightly, not wanting to let go.

Zheng Yali and I felt the consciousness in our minds began to blur, and I knew that someone would definitely separate us.

So I hugged Zheng Yali tighter in a daze.

I don’t know how long it took me to feel that I was shaking. I forced myself to wake up. I felt relieved after looking at Zheng Yali who was in my arms.

This woman is my slave. Wouldn’t I be too sorry for myself if I didn’t take her home?