Absolute Conquest System - Chapter 147

Chapter 147: Simulation Balloon Man

After Yoyo was rescued by me, Chen Sihan’s mission failed, but he accidentally received a life-saving mission from the system in order to get me dysfunctional.

Ever since, Chen Sihan followed me, pretending to be my slave, sent me WeChat, called my master, and asked me to go to her hotel to spoil her.

“Master, come here, I’ll wait for you after taking a shower.”

Chen Sihan did not send another message after sending this message.

I looked at the words in the chat box, and my heart oozes flustered, because I know Chen Sihan too well, she is definitely not the kind of soft-mouthed person.

Even if she became my slave, she wouldn’t call me master so quickly.

“Hmm, he must want to yin me, I won’t let you succeed.”

Just kidding, I’m no longer that idiot Wu Neng, I’m a scheming hero Wu Neng.

I still had a lot of gold coins in my hand, and I took out a deflated balloon from the bronze prop box.

“Hey, Chen Sihan definitely didn’t know that I had this artifact, let me test her.”

I looked at the balloon in my hand with a smirk.

This balloon is in the shape of a human, not a very common spherical balloon. This balloon blows up like a person, with hands and feet.

“Imitation balloon man: After using it, it can pretend to be a user within 15 minutes.”

“Attention: The artificial balloon man cannot withstand too heavy a blow, otherwise it will become dry and shattered.”

This thing is a green-grade item, and its value is not high or low. I got it for free using a bug in the mall.

I have a lot of similar weird items, and I get one for free from the game mall every day.

“Fortunately I chose you at the time. Take a look. Now it comes in handy.”

In fact, the more powerful props are more useful, sometimes some weird props of low grade can often get miraculous effects.

I used the balloon man outside the hotel, and after the balloon was blown up by me, I became another me in a blink of an eye.

I can control his speech and actions, just like manipulating a robot, which is very interesting.

So I hid on the floor where Chen Sihan’s room was, and controlled the balloon man to open the door of the room.

As soon as I entered the room, I saw Chen Sihan wrapped in a bath towel and lying on the bed.

She saw me go in, her eyes radiated with tenderness, and the expression in those eyes almost made my heart crisp.

I control the balloon man, cursing in my heart.

Chen Sihan is really a hooves. If she can really become my slave, that would be great. I can do her 6 times a day.

“Come on, Master.”

Chen Sihan stretched out his arm to me and made a seduce movement, both eyes were discharging.

Seeing her look like this, I sneered in my heart: “Huh, if I were Zhu Xiaojun’s kind of unpromising person, I would definitely be confused by you, but I’m very witty.”

Chen Sihan’s personality is too cold. She has never made any seductive expressions or gestures to anyone before, but now she reluctantly does this kind of thing, which looks weird.

I could see it, but didn’t say it was broken, the man who controlled the balloon slowly approached her.

In order to prevent Chen Sihan from being suspicious, I also made a foolish expression.

Sure enough, Chen Sihan saw my expression and believed that I was fascinated by her. The corners of his mouth rose slightly, showing a cold smile.

At this time, I also walked to the bed.

Chen Sihan suddenly shot, turned around abruptly, and kicked a yin-legged kick on my body.

“Ah, what do you want to do, I’m going to die of pain.”

I clutched that place in pain, knelt on the ground and screamed.

Hey, this is of course my performance.

I control the balloon man, even if my head is beheaded, I don’t feel pain.

It seems that Chen Sihan did pretend to be my slave and wanted to take the opportunity to retaliate against me.

I looked up painfully and asked Chen Sihan, “Why do you want to do this, aren’t you my slave?”

I acted so much that Chen Sihan didn’t doubt it.

She knew in her heart how heavy the foot was just now, and with her strength, that foot could shrunk the steel plate, let alone my egg.

“Ah, my little brother must be useless, I can no longer feel the pain, I just feel numb.”

I deliberately said that I was very pitiful, and wanted to take this to let her relax her vigilance.

Chen Sihan sneered: “You can pretend to be my slave, and so can I. Don’t think you have a way out.”

Immediately afterwards, she said: “I guess you received the continuation mission after the mission failed at that time? So you can avoid being my slave.”

“Have you also received the continuation mission?” I looked in disbelief, and I was thinking, it turns out that you took the continuation mission, which is really fateful.

“Yes,” Chen Sihan nodded, “My life-renewing mission is to make you dysfunctional forever, so I decided to abolish you.”

“Hiss,” I took a breath, thanking my heart that I didn’t come in person, but I said: “You’re so cruel.”

“Calculate the time, my task should also be completed.”

Chen Sihan picked up the phone to check.

“what?”

But soon, she found something wrong.

The task actually showed that it was being executed, but it didn’t say it was completed.

“No, I’ve already kicked his egg.”

Chen Sihan turned his head and frowned at me.

I was so guilty that she didn’t speak, and continued to clutch my crotch.

At this time, there are only 5 minutes left to simulate the balloon man.

Chen Sihan thought for a while, put his phone away and walked over, came in front of me and kicked me down, then raised his foot and kicked my crotch several times.

“Ah, it hurts.”

While pretending to scream, I screamed inwardly.

Chen Sihan’s strength is too great. If he keeps kicking like this, the balloon man will disappear early, and he will be exposed at that time.

“Please stop, my eggs are broken and bleeding.”

I wailed and hugged Chen Sihan’s feet and howled bitterly.

“No, it’s not broken yet.”

Chen Sihan was inexplicably irritated watching the task did not move, and directly waved his hammer on my temple.

After being banged heavily by her fist, the balloon man finally couldn’t bear it, “chi” frustrated, and became a shriveled human-shaped balloon.

Chen Sihan stared at the balloon under his feet in a daze, his face was blue and white, and finally couldn’t help yelling.

But I said that after knowing that the balloon person was discouraged, I didn’t dare to stay in the hotel, so I immediately got up and ran away.

As soon as she entered the elevator, Chen Sihan’s angry roar came from her room.

“Huh, fortunately I’m smart, otherwise the ball will really be kicked to pieces.”

I am a little scared.

Speaking of it, the game system is really ruthless. It actually gave Chen Sihan a life extension mission and asked her to get me permanent impotence. It was too ruthless, damn it.

“Ding.”

As soon as I ran out of the hotel, I received a WeChat message from Chen Sihan, telling me to wait and she would take my skin off.

I changed hands and replied that you are coming, Wu Nengge is not afraid of you.

“You wait for me.” Chen Sihan didn’t know how to scold someone, so he could only say this.

I ran away, how could I be afraid of her? I directly clicked a video chat and sent it to Chen Sihan.

Chen Sihan was still sulking in the hotel, and when he saw me sending a video chat invitation, his chest exploded and he clicked angrily to answer.

After the video was connected, I laughed at the camera: “Chen Sihan, where are you? Why didn’t you come after me? Oh, no, you should call my master, why didn’t you come after me?”

I laughed wildly, and deliberately screamed at her.

“You are dead, I swear.” Chen Sihan yelled at me furiously.

“Don’t worry, I’ll show you a good thing to make sure you are satisfied.”

On a whim, I ran to a place where no one was there, turned on the phone light, then took off my clothes, and recorded a video of myself somewhere for her to watch.

“You wait for me.”

Chen Sihan roared at the camera.

I was stunned for a moment, and was also angry, and snarled at her: “Let’s talk more, you can make it clear.”

“It’s you, grass.”

Chen Sihan directly hung up the video.

I was going to continue to initiate a video chat with her, but Chen Sihan did not answer or block me.

Immediately afterwards, the guild leader in the game, Fat Dahai sent me a private message: “Invincible, it’s not good, the Kings Guild will challenge our rookie guild.”